daxis9

355 pts ยท March 21, 2013


I love how the cat is all "I'm just gonna park my ass right here."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what the 80s looked like.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for animated gif. Did not see that coming.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spray the house with air freshener... Why are him and his friends taking shits together?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Are you gonna eat that?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever been so mad you started to go black?

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no. If you act like an asshole, you deserve to be treated like an asshole. No excuses.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Googl-e eyes

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"WHAT? Who told you?!"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So when are they going to make an Avatar game for the Kinect or Leap Motion?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get rid of tenure. Everyone I know that is on tenure is a lazy fuck that doesn't teach anymore.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is clearly an Asian family.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh no... OP hasn't heard the bad news. The cake... *sigh*... the cake is a lie.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Caramel and Carmel are two different words. Caramel is a dessert and Carmel is a mountain.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or people could just live where the food is.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If people can't handle technology, they really shouldn't be able to own technology.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's certainly an odd thing to stick in a vagina. Who would do such a thing?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Human caught me sleeping. His death will be slow and painful.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She got some force to her piss too. He hair was blowing back. Must have hurt.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine if this was Link jumping. HA HAAAA HYE HYE HA HA HYE HYE HYAAAA

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most parking spaces don't have a wall at the end of them.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one told her there were peanuts in the cake. She had a terrible allergic reaction and died instantly.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trying swinging a wrench at it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come give momma a kiss.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Internet: no ever tells lies here.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What the?!" indeed, OP. Some context instead of a shitty post would be nice.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People with the same hidden opinions and fantasies? How was that proven?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Well there's something you see everyday." - Any Russian ever

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"butt-hurt teenager" You didn't have to respond at all. Don't like my suggestions? Move on. It's really that easy.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0