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Technology 001
Technology 002
Technology 003
Technology 004
Technology 005
May 6, 2013 3:25 AM
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owlest
some of this are fake as fuck
selfdefenseagainstfreshfruit
have you tried turning to off and on again?
TheNotAnon
I'm viewing all of my pornography that I forgot I watched and am blaming tech support!!! ~Customer 004~
werewolfoven
the general failure one is kind of old... the customer probably just wanted to make fun of you.
Kokias
Lost my shit at the pornography one. F***!
doowatchyalike
001. Yes.
SaintSchwerin
It reminds me of people who walk into the sushi restaurant I work at and ask for "cooked sushi"
iwantkittydaycare
I just can't believe that there is that much stupidity in the world. I feel like scrubbing my brains with peroxide.
daxis9
If people can't handle technology, they really shouldn't be able to own technology.
Meisftw
I love these so much
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justanothergovernmentjob
Don't worry OP, I got you.
mynameissamiamagirl
003 is my favorite
anyalynn
I worked in a call center once. These are accurate.
cosrevv
still do. and 25% of the time this happens.
pyrobob4
That friend who suggested the movies got stuck in the cable is either an evil genius, or a complete dunce. Either way, I love him.
damogen
I think the friend knows what he's talking about, but "got caught in the cable" is just a figure of speech
martvedt
I wish you were obligated to neuter these people, so they couldnt reproduce...
ZippityBop
I remember people like this when I was stuck in these jobs. I got one on my last day. I asked him how he remembered to breathe all the time.
Bradly134
how do some people be?
JonnyEl
"I'd like to return this." "Alright Ma'am, lemme see your receipt."
JonnyEl
"I bought this the other day." "It says you bought this... in August 2010. We can't accept this. Plus, it's from a different store."
JonnyEl
"YOU PEOPLE ARE RACIST!" "No... ma'am... you just brought this item 2 years past the return policy, and to the wrong store."
iamnottheking
http://imgur.com/user/TheWombatMobster/submitted
thepurplecat
I am genuinely convinced that I am in the top 1% of smart people now.
jennpocalypse
As a CS major, HOLY SHIT.
Valkor
You don't take CS to work tech support... No worries.
jennpocalypse
I know, but the fact that people do these things... Just... Wow.
NoTouch
really want to work at retail to experience this
ILoveCreamPies
You're sick...
naruko06
Who is this General Failure and I demand to know who this is!!!!
tomdalton
General Stupidity in people.
mattisamo
And who is General Stupidity?!
tomdalton
Not sure but he's in U2.
stfugirl19
I believe he goes by Bono but he calls himself God...
xanza
As someone who's worked in the retail industry for almost 10 years, I believe every single one of these stories.
Topcat123
I've worked at an IT help desk for the last 9 years. I believe all of these stories as well.
weregerbil
It's sad but this is one case where you don't need to make stuff up for karma. Reality is scarier than anything you can think up.
llloyd04
So would I. I used to work for Radio Shack, I swear to God, I had an old man hand me his remote and ask if batteries go dead. *head shake*
ohokaythen
I love people who insist we sell something we don't sell. WE DON'T HAVE THAT ITEM. YOU DID NOT BUY IT AT THE LOCATION ACROSS TOWN. EFF OFF
xanza
I used to work for one of the largest big-box retailers in the USA where online items don't match up to store items: "But I saw it online!?"
thepsyborg
Better yet: Small city, three stores of your chain. The other two are ~2x the size of your one-story location. "But had it!"
budgy
The worst/best was when I had just started work in Philly making cheesesteaks. Around 2am a homeless-looking customer came in, carrying 1/2
budgy
two gallons of milk. Apparently this person came by once a week to try this. My co-workers knew this and sent me - the newbie - up. (2/3..)
budgy
The *customer* then tried to sell me two gallons of milk for a half hour. (3/3 - I'm horrible at numbering these)
naeryn
I work in a fabric store. "I want that print in linen." "It's only available in cotton, I'm sorry." "I want it in linen."
naeryn
The best part is when they repeat themselves slowly, as if I am an idiot and just didn't understand them.
armeggedonCounselor
"And I want smarter customers. But neither of us are going to get that, are we?"
justC4everything
When you can't hear them over some background noise, ask them to repeat, and they talk to you like you can't understand english.
justC4everything
Unfortunately, working in a rich, affluent white area as an Asian girl, that happens way too often :/
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thesimpleimageviewer
Impatiently waiting for your next post. : ) These are addictive.
HerrWombat
I'll send you a link when part 3 is up
Fett2oo5
These are amazingly entertaining and relatable. I'm thoroughly enjoying them. I can't wait to see some more. Thank you.
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Fett2oo5
Oh hellZ Yea!
CarryOnMyWaywardTardis
OMG THERE'S MORE?!?!?! =-D
HerrWombat
Part 3
mannyxo
is there a part 4!!??
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mannyxo
You are a wondrous person. Thank you.