dashizznit

1117 pts · October 16, 2013


Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean!?

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Hunter Biden’s Laptop

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Sic semper tyrannis

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The torso taker, powder maker. Our boys in uniform call it Uncle Gazpacho, or Puff the Magic Dragon.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: take the day before and after every long weekend off.

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the call of goochie goo goo

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Shave your pubes into an American eagle.

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skinny legs and all

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Will it fit in my Honda civic?

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Is it weird how much joy I felt knowing that there will be some consequences for her actions?

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They’re crazy for coco chunks…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at 20 years old or at 20 degrees Fahrenheit?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Well, when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal", by definition.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Honestly surprised by the amount of anti Tesla vibes, can someone please explain where this is coming from?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They see me rollin', they hatin'…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. Timor-Leste — 155.47cm (5 feet 1.28 inches)

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Croc Nutz?

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Some sort of Ferrari?

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I would love to room with a trump supporter, imagine the laughs..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We like to push all the taste buttons at the same time. I refer to it as a “flavor explosion!”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I’m gonna go the other way and lean in to this one. Anyone wants to contribute to my GoFundMe to buy as many Teslas as possible?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any emails asking me to do something I don’t feel like doing get reported as “phishing”.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have two Teslas and they are the most reliable cars we’ve ever had…

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No wings? 1/10

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