Cheesecake of doom.

Oct 31, 2022 1:17 AM

Feeding time at an eel farm

I think we're gonna need a bigger hovercraft

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They’re crazy for coco chunks…

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breakfast served all day

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At least I'll know why when this pops up in my nightmares.

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I would've gone with "Nightmare Fuel"

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Put your...

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Im sorry Ms.Jackson..

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The most disturbing thing about this video is the angle it was filmed in. I feel like it's upside down.

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I know, right, I thought they were going to fall out onto me?

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Did ya see Elsie boy? Did ya dance with her?

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goa'uld symbiotes

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Til eels like wet fudge

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Once you realize they do, it seems silly that we ever thought that they didn't.

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Sounds like jello going through a shredder

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I imagine if somebody fell in to either one, it would sound and feel similar.

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I hate how accurate this is

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I thought that was salmon skin roll?

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Unagi is Japanese for eels.

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Oh now I know where the confusion came from. Rachel said salmon skin roll to mock him.

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This is very inefficient, 4 ports spread equally over the whole area would feed more, quicker, without making this huge mess.

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@op assuming they do not cause you to drown, would those actually be dangerous to humans?

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Ya that filming style is brutal..

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It's when I realized the person wasn't wearing gloves that I had to get out of here.

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When you drop in the lake and out come 50 snakes that's a Moray

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When your horse chews dried grass and then begs for more, alas, that's some more hay.

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Princess Bride prepared me for a lot more shrieking.

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It's the real deal. They're naturally quiet. They always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh.

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These are freshwater eels. Shrieking eels are salt water.

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Anybody want a peanut?

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You have quite a talent for rhyme.

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Is it poop?? It looks like poop.

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It will be soon.

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Yeah, I was gonna say it looks an awful lot like the gunk I've helped clean out of sewer systems before...

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What are their names?

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All called Lee

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Bob

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eels 1-500

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Snuggles, Fufu, Cabbage Head, Vegeta Jr., Norial, Damian, Travis, Curtis, Gale, and Vegeta Jr. Jr.

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Sorry, forgot about Johnathan

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What are they dumping in there?

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worcestershire sauce

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Eel chow

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Soylent brown

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Poop, eel food, the occasional misbehaving co-worker.

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Re-re-refried beans

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They went too far

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“It’s a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.” - Tank

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Fooking love wheaties m8

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Yea, for a big ol bowl of snot

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Tastes like chicken

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Reminded me of the Snowpiercer movie.

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So it's got electrolytes

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It's what plants crave! (I swear unless the public school kids get their education from science channels on youtube (veritasium, khanacademy

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It doesn't have everything the body needs

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So, I understand that you've run through the agent training program.

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Here it comes

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You know, I... I wrote that program.

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The digital pimp, hard at work.

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The demand for eels is high enough to farm them?

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Has been for a long time.

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As someone not that into fish, unagi is good eating.

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North-Germany here: We fished them so much, they are now endangered. We eat them so much, we have fish trader AND eel trader (who smoke them

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Yes

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HUGE money in it. Elvers from Maine can be $thousands/lb. in Asian markets.

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If you ever go out for sushi get the Unagi. Freshwater eel cooked in a tare sauce, my favorite sushi hands down.

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Its also an endangered species. Was my favorite sushi until I learned that. :\

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Delicious

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It's the ideal intro sushi because it's cooked. I've used it as a gateway for friends afraid of raw stuff before getting them to try sashimi

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It's also a little more toothy so the texture isn't as jarring

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Another good one to help introduce ppl is seared tuna, especially if they are steak lovers.

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Yes, but they cant really be farmed. They dont breed in captivity. They only breed in the sargasso sea. They are just fed up there.

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We are really close to that tho. One eel matured spontaneously to reproduce in aquarium.

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That’s not in any way correct. Like, not even close.

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You are thinking of European eels which is just one of many breeds

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Eels are farmed all over the world. Pretty easy to research.

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Farmed in the sense that they're wild-caught and fattened up in captivity, yes.

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They are raised in farms, but the other guy/gal are also right. Scientists still don’t fully understand how breeding works.

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They’re farmed all over, not just off the eastern US coast as they said. Freshwater eel are farmed successfully in the US

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It's a semantics issue. The previous poster was trying to point out that they're caught wild and fattened/raised in captivity, not bred.

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You should research farther and maybe read the whole article, not just the headline.

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Actually, I read several of the many articles that turned up. Eels can be and are farmed. What's the issue?

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You are not farming them, you are fattening them. They won't even reproduce in captivity. You know how a farm works?

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Eels dont breed in captivity.

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Ever had eel? It's pretty damn tasty.

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Several eel species are endangered. Eating them is problematic.

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Cleaning them looks like it’d be a bitch.

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It's brutal. It involves shoving a thin metal rod down the spinal cord which stops all muscle contractions as to not spoil the flesh.

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Nah, that’s super boutique tableside susi prep. Very rare.

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*h

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