dash0826

3200 pts ยท May 2, 2014


Your absolutely right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Um.....you can stand up. Or just go full superman on it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats actually not that impressive.....

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All roads lead to her vagina, if you know what i mean.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I dont know. Goldeneye on n64 was pretty amazing. That first analog stick led to the dual analog controllers we have today.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a whole lotta nope.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well im already happily married. Sorry to dissapoint.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvote for you. But only because i like lord of the rings.

9 years ago | Likes 665 Dislikes 12

I know it might be wrong but im in love with stacy's mom.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oops, i didn't pull out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You dont have to burn the mattress. Most pest control companies have heat treatment that will solve the problem.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Said no one ever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And 40 dollars worth of glue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well there is room to park now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can't imagine your loss. My thoughts are with you today.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 11

Its ALIVE!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a person smashed in front of the car.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep thats pretty much it. Unless op is salary then it was just an extreme lapse in judgement.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well she's not a singer so....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Red pill for sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My leg! My back! My face! It all hurts because im a dumbass.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So what happens?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Selfies get downvotes regardless of language.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well.....you're either gay or the zohan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had the exact same train of thought.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Whoa whoa whoa. That looks way better than any mcflurry i have ever seen here.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK DUDE!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pen?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0