darkmagic616

27319 pts ยท February 23, 2016


I miss Trevor :(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 30$ Casio has more features than that and keeps time better.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most expensive. for a few low payments of thousands of dollars you to can enjoy this popsicle, and gag at it's wonderful flavour.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Do you think you should go to church once in awhile?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Someone tell Chris Chan

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I havn't had a date in 32 yrs because I'm just not about that life, but I'm sure someday you'll find someone who will make you feel great again :)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Green

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

If you are in a situation were a full mag/clip (what ever they're called) isn't enough those other guns ain't gonna help.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He knew he lost and bailed

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

We believe these to be Earth bears, we don't have any reason to think they are Lunar bears or even Saturn bears

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I second this approval.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't know the Amish used blenders

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There's no maybe about it, the prisoners will acquire his papers, it's SOP and they will see this, also being a cop he's going to have fun.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

How old are you and did it just randomly show up? I am asking for science. Trying to figure at what age these start just appearing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before you is a symbol of all that spicy food and all those noses you ruined. To win all you have to do is sit and drop a load.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello Jack. I would like to play a game. You have spent your life eating spicy foods and wrecking public washrooms. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We all bloat down here, and when you're down here, YOU'LL BLOAT TOO!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just stay alive out of spite. That's what I do.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like 40 years from now after WWIII, but hey ALIENS!!!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know why but I love my mom's reaction when I accidently startle her

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's just keeps getting more and more aweful

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks aweful. I'll take 50

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You've been Yellow Mustarded!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does one swallow a soda can?

3 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

yes and they were amazing

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No you

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither. Circle K coffee is better than both of those and a solid 50c cheaper

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0