darkconsole

767 pts ยท June 8, 2012


http://darkconsole.tumblr.com

i'm more turned off by the smiles than the guns tbh. you can smell how fake they are even over tcp/ip.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my favourite part is how they are not going warp 17 to push the boundaries of some quota.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

i killed two flat screen monitors laying them flat without forced ducted cooling.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are permaflagged adult disabled only i can see them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it has but hasn't. i cant even view my personal blog anymore not even when logged in like it demands. most of my skyrim modding images...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was a cosplay meetup thing on facebook and he ended up there telling his story about life's pain and wanting to be the next joker.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i've actually met that joker guy before... once was enough

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

hover was the shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the one here in plano tx is seriously more of a park-n-wait than an in-n-out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so you too also went to the state fair this year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i always used to imagnie pen caps were like super fast interstellar transport vehicles.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no soulgem oven, no display model, no untamed. do you even lewd?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one of the most useful things i learned in high school physics was the trick to adjusting your rear view mirror to do exactly this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

such a simple language until you get to douchebag. i can barely remember the konami code yet alone that shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

should have been a dickbutts

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

used to do just dance until i checked the calorie burn after 3 hours. it said "congrats on burning 130 cal" fuck you that was 3 hours fuck

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how i feel trying to keep my bills paid

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

probably legit. at other ppls houses im playing the "get as close to the edge as possible for silent without microdrips on the rim" game

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

all for eachother and all for one the three brave amigos are weeee

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"challenge accepted" every single hipster microbrew ever that uses stupid shaped/sized bottles.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only one student, bullshit lol. over half the class would do that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

re #1 i like to pretend that the accelerated heart rate from this is a fine enough substitute for actual cardio exercise.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

boy scout uniforms have gotten very bland since i was young.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kicked in the ankle when falling off your razor scooter.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me playing quake champions is basically a constant stream of "FROM THE GRAVE" killing people with rockets i fired a mile away 3 minutes ago

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

getting 10 million dollars /and/ my own samuel l jackson? why is this presented as a problem

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, i was just expecting it to change to whatever colour gem was on the ground, or something.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

someone told me once they have super strict photography rules there, and that basically they would murder you if you tried to take pictures.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0