dangermint

36788 pts ยท November 9, 2011


...but the moment it is dark, my mind riots.

You see one pair of athetits ... you pretty much want to see them all.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sort of a "cunt mark" if you will.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I wouldn't worry too much about it. I don't think anyone has ever followed that advice.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sorry baby, that never happens ... let me get you a towel.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me at Batman.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Welp, ready for paint."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there is no sauce. just wishful thinking.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you reconfigured it, he could tee tee Tito's.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Playing the long game.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A poodle will bang just about anything.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A poodle will bang just about anything.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and they want us to think they don't care

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No fair having Wonder Woman on their team.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the white trash version of Schitt's Creek?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, most of us have gladly watched hours and hours of video on the effects of gun violence.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL my dog is a zebra.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like if we could disbar attorneys for absurd cases, we'd be in a lot better shape overall.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't remember THAT job on Career Day.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To be fair, none of our presidents have ever been quantum chemists.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was expecting the shark.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nugent's going soft

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You or your company figure out how to offset the higher taxes by raising prices or reducing compensation of the workers. Middle class loses.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Did you get all four wisdom teeth extracted at once? Sounds like you need to have a conversation with an astronaut.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just have to let them be idle for a little while.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 I didn't know Yoko was dropping a new album

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder if traffic exists because my Truman Show set isn't quite ready.

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