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Sep 1, 2021 5:05 PM
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Pomofailospher
I think that is what Jesus would do. /s
Shaodyn
At least with athetits, you can guess what they're trying to say. Covfefe is completely incomprehensible.
Fred7779
Pls send athetits
Zzzzz1
Oh yeah.... all bigly brave on here !
KareemAbdulJabroni
Athetits
superscout0233
Ilikecreativepeople
SmokyDoggg
Is that what was written in the Bible? "If ye shall catch a deadly disease ye shall be a selfish douche and spread it to thee fellow men"
SuperSaiyanYamcha
Unimpressive boobs I guess? Ones that don’t make you go “oh my god!”?
badbmc
Athetits? Tits that don't believe in God?
SteveMND
Are those the ones people are always asking to be calm?
V3ctr4
Christians are often the most unchristian people.
scottEkarate
I got athetitus in my right knee
icounttopotato
You don't believe in my God, therefore, Im going to kill you and prove that hell is real by burning there for all eternity? Really pwned us.
Gnakenheimer
Le tits now. Hahaha Shuck it trebec
Randomice
Some form of tits? Interesting.
FrontlineWater
alla the tits
WenTheEternallySurprised
One key weapon of the fundamentalist preacher cult leaders is to make sure their flocks start out stupid and NEVER do anything to fix that.
WenTheEternallySurprised
I know people who follow one of those. They don't read the bible, since their preacher told them they can't understand it-they need him.
whitefoxkei
Jfc...
boortos
HurricaneShade
BewbsAreNice
IThinkImFromColorado
I've identified as an athetit for a long time. I am goddless and love them titties...
bigdoot
Same :)
Erythrotrichophile
I assume you've heard "Confessions" by Tim Minchin
unicornsdonotexist
Sounds like you’re all alltits not an athetit
CommunCreator
All Tits Matter
egoAristippos
RumoredAtmos555
No bush tit :(
cosinewave
What would Jesus do?
geoffreyfourmyle
He would do that "disappointed guy in the stadium meme" gaze, and the assholes would *feel* it.
SmashySashimi
Check the dictionary for 'athetits'.
Snarklepuff
"Love thy neighbor, but spread a plague upon the athetits." Jesus said that.
Blabulus
all, all the tits!
unicornsdonotexist
No desire to be in the same heaven as this guy
n0n53n53
spoiler alert, you won't be. Because there's no heaven, it was made up to control the masses, much like GOP talking points
NaughtButOne
It gives me great solace that if there is a Heaven, a God who judges us on the righteousness of our lives, these people will be turned away.
ImmortalTimothy
I can picture them yelling at the gate operator and asking to speak with God directly because there must have been some kind of mistake.
geoffreyfourmyle
No, they'd be demanding to speak to God's manager, expecting to see someone looks like [their mental image of] themselves "fix" it all....
userfriendly19777
All the 'athetits' are vaccinated and imune. He'll probably only give it to his unvaccinated asshole friends.
TonyDetroit41
LucianoIntorno
Are you referring to the Christithans?
theovermynd
And nothing of value was lost.
geoffreyfourmyle
Vaccinated "partial athe tits" here to remind you that e vaccine doesn't grant immunity. You might fight it off, you might get a mild case,
geoffreyfourmyle
but you must likely WON'T end up trying to find a ventilator in an overcrowded hospital.
Iaimtomisbehave
And the athetits will give you something special!
DeserTimmy
Better than
Agent00Negative
MaddogDelphi1997
lol I love this
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Is it pronounced “At he tits “ or “a the tits”?
Boondangle40
Arnie-tits?
Rillydealydalilommy
Titanitis?
bobyran
the Titminator
vladimirpurrtin
Athletits?
BatsAreAwesome
Show me your athetits.
HarryPotter918
Me too!!!
aikilju
jimzakany
What? And have them catch the 'rona? You saw what they wrote.
RevengeIsIceCream
Show me all’athetits
FartPoweredPogoStick
Flabbio
victalany
PropainAndPropainAccesories
NinjaCongo
Aaa. The tits.
ZippidyDooDa
It could be “At he tits”, like man-boobs maybe?
imgurianitarian
unnecessaryweevil
Selfawerewolf
Murder0fCr0ws
Heathen in the house!
IDoPictureStuff
Bros got mad moobies
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
ActionJohnnie
Bon apetits
LibertyWright
I’d be willing to bet he doesn’t know any atheists, or athetits. They wouldn’t talk to him.
SkunkMom
I would, but imgur frowns on that sort of thing
RottedOnion
deetatron
Don’t dance for Jesus
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
A The Tits.
JeevesMk2
HenryLongfellowIII
You can just see the athe one
Spartan04
LibertyWright
But at least he admits it’s real.
BatsAreAwesome
FourtytwosQuestion
Humans like that actually exist. Too much religion and a lack of education can make humans really dumb like that.
TremendousDude5
You described every religious fundamentalist all over the world.
n0n53n53
people wonder "how do so many people believe all these lies" uhh look at all the people who believe in sky fairy
Euchre
They're common in rural America. I found out today, amazingly, that local schools don't teach about China's 1 Child policy - they're that...
Euchre
...scared of the mention of contraception and abortion. People didn't even know why the recent changes to 2 and 3 children are momentous.
nightofdarkshadows
yeah, theyre called republicans.
MadLogTheGr8
This is a religious driven terroristic threat - where’s the ATF?!?
notsohasty
It's funny too because most are biblically illiterate. They cherry pick verses & ignore historical context of the content.
MutteringMisanthrope
Don't forget a large helping of sweet, sweet arrogance.....
ElSuperbeasto
I read somewhere that lower education actually correlated to higher religiosity
Harryteeters
JCBalance
Stupid people are fucking
broverdose
Lets put them in zoos and study them. Oh wait, Florida already exists
NapoleonDynOmite
I became an artist at 5 or 6. Asked my dad to explain the Jonah and the whale story. He couldn't
IThinkImFromColorado
too much religion and a lack of education is literally the playbook for extremism.
Taxicat
Missing a key element there: Sense of entitlement. They want certain markers of success without actually working to earn them.
mercyPandaRunner
The problem are those highly intelligent and often educated people who are fanatics. They create the dumb loonies and aim them at things.
IThinkImFromColorado
Based on historical content, I would label most of the "Smart" fanatics as exploitative. Their conduct, once revealed, almost always 1/
IThinkImFromColorado
Hows a level or degree of hypocrisy that cannot be explained as believing in their preached 2/2
HenryLongfellowIII
Throw in rejection by society (especially by the opposite sex, but also status and, to some extent, income) and you have a tinderbox.
Itsonporpoise
Well those other things tend to lead to rejection by society. At least any society I want to be part of.