damasterhand

3499 pts ยท July 14, 2013


Don't ask me how I'm doing.

And maybe in two years there'll be other companies that use the OS so you have a choice of device if one is defective! Or probably not.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Finally a sensible use for YOLO

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also lost better than Spain lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even the Mexican commentator said that the earlier foul on Robben should have been a penalty. Robben deserved the kick one way or another.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Your father...was a drinker and a fiend, one night he goes off crazier than usual and asks you to making freaking cups from beer bottles.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Didn't you know? humans can lick too.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

NEEDS to be a deal with it gif omg

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Our lips first touch outside your doors

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

As a people, I can confirm that I buy strange shit on the internets.

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

What? No Aladdin?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one time in 5th grade these kids were using me to play basketball. Some kid tried to swat at me and accidentally punched a kid in the balls.

12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

The SyFy Channel will get right on that.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALWAAAAAAAYS I WANNA POOP WITH YOU

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dang, I'm loving all this science on this post. Pedrobrv, you sir know your biology!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Switch to DirectTV today!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here, damn...I'm skinny

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

L'oreal, because I'm fabulous.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't diss the Coco. I'll accept "Handsomer Conan"

12 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 6

Just curious, what are you planning on trading?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, at first I thought this was from the perspective of a prisoner. I am not a smart man.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the invisible basketball too. Well done sir +1

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Looks like he found his supersuit!

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

That was as surprising as a heart attack.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just curious, I'm in a translating class for Spanish, we have our first 3 pages due soon. Is it difficult to do?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ELMO WILL PUT YOU IN A BOX BITCH.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North Korea? China?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But they are prevalent in nonmuslim countries. There's crimes and injustices happening all over the globe.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Assholian syndrome. A lack of basic human morality.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0