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Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty b
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Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.
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Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads.
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Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.
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Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.
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d0gma
Do you think string and sandpaper just grow on trees OP???? Do glass bottles just fall out of the sky where you live??? Free, pfft.
supermeaningfectlyless
Now I know how Joker got his smile. He forgot to sandpaper.
LooseCannonSpock
What grain sand paper?
moistpanties
Directions unclear. Dick stick in bottle.
edtwozeronine
Step six, visit hospital with a badly cut lip where you half-arsed the sanding.
intimatepanda
Heads up, using thick glasses such as Stone can be a huge pain in the dingus. Thinner bottles can work but they like to crack it up.
theblackcanaryyy
i feel like i would probably just end up lighting myself on fire
TomAtofromPalletTown
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR: Accidentally cut my mouth on the razor sharp glass.
SeriGravett
These aren't free.
stevegoodsex
Welcome to pinterest, OP will be your guide, I ain't havin' none of this
cyrillic
Instructions unclear: dick now extremely lacerated
derphosaurus
Added this to my favorites aka the stuff I wanna do but never will
skoota46
I tried it and the flame never got the glass hot enough. When I tried to break it, it just cracked all over the place I CALL FRAUD !
nousernamesavailablemeow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMglwV3_gvE
maybeaforestheartambassador
Or may it be FREUD and you have a problem with your mother
GenuineHumanFemale
Make sure you use 100% cotton string. If you're still having problems use a thicker yarn.
angrybeards
Instructions muddled. Broken glass embedded in leg. Please advise.
lemonjes
My mother lost her eyebrows doing this..
ThatOneCreepyGirl
I want a gif to see this in action
deranor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMglwV3_gvE not a gif but helpfull
kurafire
SERIOUSLY BE MORE CAUTIOUS ABOUT GLASS DUST PEOPLE. (video example is NOT a safe way to sand glass)
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TheRealCJ
For extra class, glue the removed top underneath for a stem.
tarataqa
When in doubt, pinkie out.
TheIceman2288
Or just, y'know, buy some glasses.
fatisthenewblack
It's like I tell my friend who makes her own cheese, "You know they sell that stuff just right down the street. I could pick you up some."
AgamemnonsMemes
Its fun to do as well. I mean.. fire, breaking things.. its great fun.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
I'll allow it. Though you may want to mention you need to be EXTREMELY careful when doing this.
JPRiddles
What, because of the fire and the glass? What could possibly go wrong?!
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
OP need to add: Do it outside and wear protective gloves all the time.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Yeah, those should be in step 1.
AsYouKnow
Also: protective goggles, because they make you look like you know what you're doing.
tecknickel
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Sakrateri
got confused, dick fell off
Iaimtomisbehave
What_again?
stadpad
didnt think it was possible to do it again
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
indeed it is
Echopractic
Not as nice as it might seem, most beer bottles have paper labels. So when you would wash them the label comes off
kittenmittens85
Damn dude I feel like there is an obvious answer to this problem.
deft1
Hence the reason for only using bottles with screen printed labels.
bachnessmonsta
am I fucking insane or are some of these images out of order?
Lurkernomore
You maybe insane but the pictures are out of order.
kmikl
YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
maybeaforestheartambassador
You are fucking insane *run away*
bachnessmonsta
*chases after mumbling christian prayers while spit flies out of mouth and stripping self of all clothes* u.u
Raglefant
THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER
ChickenBLickiens
How are they out of order?
bachnessmonsta
They aren't anymore. OP fixed them. <3
ChickenBLickiens
k. Thought I was going insane.
maybeaforestheartambassador
OP is love, OP is life
esgedi
Free? You still have to buy the beer.
kmikl
Well, technically, you buy the beer, the bottles, and pay tax After that, it's free. And, let's be honest... you get beer out of the deal
LordCommanderTomSnow
And string and lighter fluid and matches and pay your water bill.
scienceissexy
Yeah, and that Stone beer AIN'T CHEAP!
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, but you were going to do that anyway, you filthy drunk.
hymer
but ... but he said it was free
TerraDactyl89
Yeah, he said it 17 times, it must be true.
maybeaforestheartambassador
But i lied muahahahaha
chinablue
SERIOUSLY, sand paper the glass outside and have a fan on you to blow away the glass dust or the dust will fill your lungs like asbestos
neutralcadence
Or use wet sand paper because the water will turn the glass dust into a paste you can safely rinse off.
PolarBlair
Just buy a proper mask and filter..your life is worth at least 15 dollars.
Beeblebrox2nd
Not the people I know it isn't!
PolarBlair
Lol I think...maybe it's also sad I dunno who am I to judge?
missersupermannohome
asbestos flaygon
photonicsguy
Or use water and waterproof sandpaper.
nclu
Not even outside. Wet sand it in a bucket of water, wear gloves.
Gherkincensed
Asbestos was used everywhere for its heat resistant properties until we found it kills you long term like whoa.
ShiroDeamon
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Mikesenberg
Ty :D You really made my day sir/ma'am !
TheSara
You didn't sand the edges?
plusoneforyou
no. i was drunk and thought my sawblade was a pizza.
damasterhand
Your father...was a drinker and a fiend, one night he goes off crazier than usual and asks you to making freaking cups from beer bottles.
TroyandAbedinthemorning87
I always laugh when I see this comment. ALWAYS!
strawhatbrian
Saving a jewish girl from a gang of skinheads?
ConeDrone
Curb party for Klauss.
OmegasParadox
Did you take a really big dick?
ShiroDeamon
If you want a good comeback I left one on your Mom's face
SayWhatWhit
OMG HAHAHAHA that was great!
brianclementsvatua
TIP: Make sure you use 100% cotton string. Polymer blends will melt and fall apart before the glass cracks.
Redwind007
ahhh so that's why mine didn't work :p
RoseanneRosannadanna
I did this with wine bottles and actually had a hard time getting the cotton to catch. We ended up using polyester yarn.
bustyblonde
Also cheaper to use nail polish remover
Codefault
Make sure to get rid of the rest lighter fluid before you light that dam string and do not try burning the string if your hands are soaked
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Also avoid soaking your hands in lighter fluid, shit's cancerogenous.
awesomeface
Thank you! I've tried this before without the pure cotton and never got it to work and never knew why!!
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
Spent about a full minute trying to figure out what T-I-P stood for before I realized it's just the word tip... I'm intelligent...
brianclementsvatua
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
Accurate description of my life
Lillekerohus
In the world of Imgur where everything is in abbreviations, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
noo3manyulas
I tried this some time ago and Fail miserably :/ [IMG]
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invisibleegg
Leonardo DiCaprio ruefully in the background at your attempt. At least you tried.
noo3manyulas
He knew this was going to happen. -_-
lesanny
I spot Leo on the back
nousernamesavailablemeow
heres an informational video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMglwV3_gvE
TearsOfJoy
Two things I have to point out for ppl trying this: Don't have a flame that close to a bowl of lighter fluid and I feel like (1/2)
TearsOfJoy
the bottle has to be pointed up to release the pressure created inside of the bottle. Correct me if I'm wrong. (2/2)
nousernamesavailablemeow
lighting the lighter fluid would have made for a fun video but for pressure, its a non-issue because the bottle isn't sealed
TearsOfJoy
The more I know, thanks!
whooshby
I would put a towel in the sink so when the top falls, it doesn't shatter glass.
HatsAreEssential
If you ignore this, DO NOT touch the melted string. Shit sticks to your fingers and burns you as it mocks you with it's stickiness.
Weaseldiesel
had a chunk of molten melted string fall onto my ankle right by the tongue of my sneaker. i flailed my leg while screaming loudly
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
You seem to know a lot about melted string. I take it you've done this to yourself?
billclintonbuttsax
I tried this the first time I saw something similar posted and melted the ever-living fuck out of my finger tips.
JediRedBeard
Dude. It's all about chutes man. Chutes fo life.
HatsAreEssential
I make those parachute cord bracelets... Gotta melt the ends to keep them from fraying...
ALLOFTHEBACON
Directions unclear, melted string on penis.
maybeaforestheartambassador
I love this kind of comments xD
kmikl
You love that your directions are obtuse enough that men are mutilating themselves? You beautiful bastard.
ALLOFTHEBACON
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DanAykroydFanClub
Also tip: this is better on larger bottles (spirits or whatever). Bigger glasses. You're gonna have a better time
panda2010
Would a liquor bottle work then???
awesomeface
Well he said a spirits bottle which is a liquor bottle. So.. Yes
OneShortOfABushel
Also wear a mask when sanding people, glass and lungs don't dance
MafLoic
Dat punctuation.
leaveiton
Also wear a mask when sanding people, glass, and lungs. Don't dance.
Heffron
But also wear a mask when sanding people though. Skin and lungs don't dance either.
travypants
So I shouldn't sniff my freshly cleaned body after a shower?
brianclementsvatua
You should be fine. Cats do it all the time.
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Not if you scrubbed it with sandpaper.
maybeaforestheartambassador
OP not clever, tries five times to rearrange images and titles *challenge accomplished*
hardtochoose
free changes!
WillowFox
It could be a post about turning glass cups into bottles with healing water and magical fire thread.
Giraffosaurus
I like you
rapdasian
Free
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Change is free
CorwinMacGregor
Change... comes from within.
JQuentinEvermann
Your pockets.
MattieJack
This method has a high failure rate due to the high sensitivity of glass to temperature. Best bet is to score an even line and use hot water
MattieJack
This guy is long winded, but shows the highest success rate of making beer bottles into glasses. http://youtu.be/sFXngPx3w3M
katves
Neat video. It even has a cat. +
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PeterSR
How come "free" haven't been mentioned yet?
thisheretexasdude
I Always get my beer free at the store
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"Free"
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Leithoa
Only ~10 states in the US offer any type of deposit on bottles. Half are 5 cents
totallynotabandonedaccount
Yeah, but even without returning the bottle, it's still cheaper than a beer-can the same brand and size.
TerraDactyl89
In most countries, drinking glasses cost more than 10 cents.
mistlefoot
But 10 cents isn't free. Very cool and very economical though.
tygerpsimatrix
*string, lighter fluid sandpaper and fire all sold seperately*
SpikeWolfwood
String, lighter fluid and sandpaper are cheap and multipurpose. And let's face it, you were going to drink the beer anyway.
PigsFlyAtMayhemConcerts
Hello yes I'd like one fire please
FightingFurball
ProTip: Steal Fire from the gods. FREE!
mavi222
You forgot the bottles :3
Chronomechanist
The bottles come free with the beer inside them.
mavi222
Wait you don't pay the fee for bottles? And get the money for it back once you return them to the store? O_o Where do you live
Chronomechanist
Not in Netherlands, sadly. It's a good system there, but here in England we just recycle the bottles.
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