Medium-rare furry trash. I like my memes like I like my sauce: Spicy and unforgiving. Also if someone bothers getting this to FP, I will fill my bathtub with peanut butter and take a sultry gif of my fiancé dumping jelly onto me because I'm a good sandwich.
Came here to say this. My mom posted a pic with me holding my new housekey just like this. She said "No no, hold it out the other way!" until I showed her a video of someone decoding a key just from a picture. We live in crazy times...
Where is this from again? I can't remember enough about it to look it up
#46 buff protogens aren't real, they can't hurt you
CIS degree in the US here. Nearly a year of this...
Only three months? Amateur. I graduated with a bachelor's last May AND I have ten years experience and I still can't get a job in my field
Not if you were a Skitarii!
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Heeey, I have that shirt on the right! Lorna Shore was awesome this year, saw 'em in Asheville NC!
Not that I recommend owning a venomous reptile, I do own a banded rock rattlesnake! His name is Bones, and he is a good boi.
An entire mean bean casserole right there
"Lost at sea" as a nicer way of saying "turned into rich person paste"
At least it ain't raining
#31
Gatekeep somewhere else, poser.
Wasn't there a whole thing about how impossible #16 looked? Maybe it was a different image
Best of all, this is just the stuff we know about! Who knows what's going on behind the scenes where NDAs are involved?
Not trying to take attention from where it's needed, but the wording gave me a stroke trying to read it. I had to read it a few times and it still isn't very sensible
"It's alright guys, I'm not into incest, relax. I'm just a pedophile!"
I do that at the hospital. The four days are awfully nice...
You're right, it's almost every day now that we hear about liberals diddling kids! Someone needs to stop them! Oh no, wait, that's republicans. I don't care about liberals' lack of caring about kids if the alternative is dying in school shootings and being diddled by preachers.
Fun fact, those rocks are also basically cheese graters
I... I think I get the title reference?
NC here, we're the place Floridians flock to for vacation. We hate them.
I feel for OP, but I hate that this is what brought me here :(