17688 pts ยท January 5, 2020
My corgi saw a leaf move strangely once and decided to investigate. When he sniffed it the leaf turned out to be the biggest praying mantis I've ever seen and flew away. He doesn't fuck with leaves anymore.
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So I was working for the air force years ago and walked outside to see a few A1Cs trying, and failing, to destroy office chairs. Their commander told them it's the end of the fiscal year and they needed to use up the rest of their funds...
#30 why I don't fuck with Market Basket
Is that how you spell "Skuzzy"? Feels appropriately uncomfortable to read https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azVuN3U4MTNua3NweWZhcTV2ODgyeWxwZGtyZWxuZmV4bTA5MDg0NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WSO1ZT9sug15C/200w.webp
The other son looks like if Luke Wilson was a Jonas brother
5 foot 18 inches! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzkxaHd1Z2p2Z2g5bWY5bG90bHNkY284b2E2cjN4YXdvdDY5bTB3ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QYWdj9WoicvEk/200w.webp
#7 this is why I love getting the loudest most rickety shopping cart when I go to the grocery store. I want it to sound like the store is falling down behind them when I'm coming up
I grew probably 4-5 inches between 9th and 10th grade
What really strikes me is that the guys I really call friends would never assault a women, that means there's *groups* of guys out there that would, which should be horrifying
Isn't that what people use Limbaugh's for?
Absolutely nothing
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"Your need to become president before WW3 starts" https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3gyN2t5aTk0Mzl1dzk5aXEyMmF5cmFjcHdxNzFtbGIxNnc1YzhpdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3orieLf03NzB7SEF1u/200w.webp
He died epically and it was emotionally rough, I still have a love hate relationship
I like to stand them up and push down to peel
I appreciate your feelings on AI, I use it to do a lot of mundane work for me that would have taken me much longer. It's also useful at sifting through info to find answers to questions so I don't have to read the same information over and over
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Fear was to keep us in line when I was that age. Fear the teachers, your parents, other people's parents, the principal, cops/MPs, etc. Step out of line and someone is gonna whack you upside the head. That said, it wasn't effective and we fucked around a lot. Lots of finding out happened again and again. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjY3aWQ4eGwwNWJkYjR0cmNrdmFsY3RoMWoybXZvOGxha3RlcW5lciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qsHmkD9e8HnDa/200w.webp
Allegedly ad nauseum
This is the story of a squirrelWho cried a river and drowned the whole world
*sigh*
Still the best joke on that channel, I've been enjoying the OGs too but they should go back to Dad jokes every now and then
Jordan: She can respond how she wantsAttacks on Congressmen aren't a fucking response
I learned how to patch drywall at home depot as a kid! An unfortunately necessary skill in my house growing up
Trying to tell me that you're not learning about the K1 visa process from 90 Day Fiance? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHBzbWVoemlrdGswNXd1NGVvdmdhc2t3Z3d1ajA1d3FlOGp4amlsYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ts9HyC5grzSkgQE6N8/200w.webp
Should lube it up once it's on the car so it's hard to take off
These people need to be named and shamed
Mine is upset if I get him up before 11
My corgi saw a leaf move strangely once and decided to investigate. When he sniffed it the leaf turned out to be the biggest praying mantis I've ever seen and flew away. He doesn't fuck with leaves anymore.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZWE1eXp4azBsbm9uZ2J5N21qNW8yejZ1YXUxcTQ5YXl2eHBoZzF2YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tnYri4n2Frnig/200w.webp
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So I was working for the air force years ago and walked outside to see a few A1Cs trying, and failing, to destroy office chairs. Their commander told them it's the end of the fiscal year and they needed to use up the rest of their funds...
#30 why I don't fuck with Market Basket
Is that how you spell "Skuzzy"? Feels appropriately uncomfortable to read https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azVuN3U4MTNua3NweWZhcTV2ODgyeWxwZGtyZWxuZmV4bTA5MDg0NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WSO1ZT9sug15C/200w.webp
The other son looks like if Luke Wilson was a Jonas brother
5 foot 18 inches! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzkxaHd1Z2p2Z2g5bWY5bG90bHNkY284b2E2cjN4YXdvdDY5bTB3ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QYWdj9WoicvEk/200w.webp
#7 this is why I love getting the loudest most rickety shopping cart when I go to the grocery store. I want it to sound like the store is falling down behind them when I'm coming up
I grew probably 4-5 inches between 9th and 10th grade
What really strikes me is that the guys I really call friends would never assault a women, that means there's *groups* of guys out there that would, which should be horrifying
Isn't that what people use Limbaugh's for?
Absolutely nothing
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"Your need to become president before WW3 starts" https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b3gyN2t5aTk0Mzl1dzk5aXEyMmF5cmFjcHdxNzFtbGIxNnc1YzhpdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3orieLf03NzB7SEF1u/200w.webp
He died epically and it was emotionally rough, I still have a love hate relationship
I like to stand them up and push down to peel
I appreciate your feelings on AI, I use it to do a lot of mundane work for me that would have taken me much longer. It's also useful at sifting through info to find answers to questions so I don't have to read the same information over and over
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHp4ZjdjYWI4MmdobXBiYWsybDlpdmRpaWdmdW1xM3J6OWM3am1tZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J/200w.webp
Fear was to keep us in line when I was that age. Fear the teachers, your parents, other people's parents, the principal, cops/MPs, etc. Step out of line and someone is gonna whack you upside the head.
That said, it wasn't effective and we fucked around a lot. Lots of finding out happened again and again.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MjY3aWQ4eGwwNWJkYjR0cmNrdmFsY3RoMWoybXZvOGxha3RlcW5lciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qsHmkD9e8HnDa/200w.webp
Allegedly ad nauseum
This is the story of a squirrel
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
*sigh*
Still the best joke on that channel, I've been enjoying the OGs too but they should go back to Dad jokes every now and then
Jordan: She can respond how she wants
Attacks on Congressmen aren't a fucking response
I learned how to patch drywall at home depot as a kid! An unfortunately necessary skill in my house growing up
Trying to tell me that you're not learning about the K1 visa process from 90 Day Fiance? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dHBzbWVoemlrdGswNXd1NGVvdmdhc2t3Z3d1ajA1d3FlOGp4amlsYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ts9HyC5grzSkgQE6N8/200w.webp
Should lube it up once it's on the car so it's hard to take off
These people need to be named and shamed
Mine is upset if I get him up before 11