daevr

26 pts · November 25, 2015


basically the venom paralyses your voluntary muscles

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I should probably sign up to their team for that part, cause that's how I normally run

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

holy crap! you can see her bare cronkleblorks!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what was the event? mens 500m oppressionothon?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what is that? an arrow for ants!

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if the lion didn't have a cute name or was an antelope instead no-one would bat an eye

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

the 95 after his name is a dead giveaway hes as asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that; OR they stepped out of an airport in South East Asia somewhere

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

the most sensitive parts of your body when you are on that site are your ears.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

where can I get one of these for err, scientific research...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't get this. But part of me says that is a good thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In other words, nothing is homogenous and we multiply everything by about 2 at the end just to be sure.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Use this meme when you feel guilty about an awkward joke you made at an inappropriate moment which got blamed on someone you dislike

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figure 4, diagram a; shows the other most member already bent. Illuminate confirmed. check mate OP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

did he make it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

by bikers you mean the ones that wear spandex or leather?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what if, during sex, she passed out? I've passed out during sex, I know my friend has too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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the wine barrel one uses a medieval unit to describe another medieval unit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No ones against legal immigration.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

this is called a "44 gallon drum". All of mother natures favourite and most wonderful liquids come in it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like you'll need a mop too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sharks bro, that's an easy one.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh look Taylor Lautner is in the background too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that pizza capers? enjoy your food poisoning

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always think with names like Doris and Ethel; surely there can't be many left. Surely...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

great work op. I'm sure there was more than one magic wand in a box on this day.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GMO's; when they came out, were hailed as a cure for starvation. decades later -- all they did is work their way into supermarkets.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ark:survival

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she's a pro, after the offensive strike she immediately put her nipple guards up

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