cyclone

110582 pts ยท October 7, 2010


Message me if you want to have a rap battle

:(((((( rip mandelbrot

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point I take an uber every few weeks, but yeah wow I had no clue this would happen

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My university has a career center where students can upload a resume. Companies can look at it year round. I guess they just checked

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes and yes but I'm still in school for one more year. I just have to code COBOL forever is the only downside of accepting these offers

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo I learned cobol last summer at my internship and when I added it to my resume about a billion companies contacted me for jobs

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I Want To Beleive

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoisted by my own petard

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just wait until the windshield is caked with smushed bugs..

10 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 5

That was actually really impressive...nice one

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is clearly lebron making a sick dunk

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're gonna go ocean though right?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Disregard science

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'm from Maryland so I have to first get to colorado. I'll go pack the car now.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Road trip!!! I'll come with ya

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

D'AWWWW HOW MANY LIL KITTY?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I guess I need to find someone's ass to sit on because I'm an asshat then.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I've never seen a picture sum up my love life so succinctly. -1 because it's accurate. +1 because it's accurate. I'm not voting.

11 years ago | Likes 795 Dislikes 13

I...don't quite get it?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No doubt!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Potomac, it's Maryland

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm a programmer and I just cried a little bit

11 years ago | Likes 876 Dislikes 4

Yeah no worries, I'm fine with just knowing you people through my laptop screen for now

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow Marylander!

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

I think he's hilarious, in a cringey sort of way. His show's awesome, I roll my eyes as often as I laugh though haha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I literally ordered it off amazon today and I'm very excited for it to come

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It won't make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs but you tried something new today so I wouldn't call it a failure!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True story but I'm buying that tshirt

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0