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The Parking Perpetrator
So he parked like a bit of a dick in our garage....people weren't happy
Mar 22, 2015 3:40 PM
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So he parked like a bit of a dick in our garage....people weren't happy
Vault13Labrat
The last one is stupid. It was probably written by that one woman who has to stand up for everyone because of their feelings.
Kaseyjones
+1 for MD
sgtpinky
What if they are actually allocated these two spots?
HilaryR
As a fellow Marylander.... Hi! (Totally went to Potomac Driving School btw)
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
What if the person next to him parked even worse, and he was forced to park like that.
Felman
I wish my life was idealistic enough that bad parking could ruin it.
Lierofox
I was hoping to see "THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?!"
Moomington
This seems like a bit of an overreaction.
splendowarrior
I saw #2 in a bad parking "ticket" book, and burst out laughing to the point of tears in a book store. People were staring.
nmurraCreator
I could see parking like this if you had a really badass car, but a Mazda?!
nmurraCreator
I park like this all the time. Way in the back row. People opening doors violent as hell, right into your car.
zenobyte
he's been warned now slash the tires
dogsarecooltoo
you parked like a dick, didn't you Reddit OP? it's cool just write a note, and play it off like it's not your car.
pastramionrye
All handwriting ones are written by the same person. OP is a lying liar who lies and did this all his/herself.
jnnfrhll
I said the same thing and got down voted. Oh well +1 for not believing everything you see.
bongasaur
You should do how the Russians do http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BHJxIwvFIGY/maxresdefault.jpg
OkieDokieSmokiePokie
Plot twist - he owns both spots.
LoneDirewolf
To that guy
GiveLifeBacktoMusicAroundtheWorld
Based on my imgur certified professional handwriting analysis skills, those notes were all written by the same person, most likely female.
SSColonelHansLanda
Dickhole is going into my curses sack
Mrsjimbeam313
As an Native Marylander, I can confirm too many of us park like dicks.
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
I was in Rockville yesterday (well, Rio) ....when did this business of charging 5 cents for plastic bags at 7-11 start?
HilaryR
years, but it's funny to watch people carry stuff out because they forgot to buy a bag and don't have change.
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
I like the new stuff at the Rio. When I lived there, that area was just a giant field. Now there's a Ruth's Chris?! Nice!
Leonideez
It doesn't look like he's parked bad enough to prompt that many notes... maybe 2
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
In a crowded parking garage, he would deserve all that and more.
Leonideez
since another standard sized car could probably still fit beside them
Maddlux
We need more shaming of this kind of behavior.
Properprankster
Someone wrote a nastygram on the back of a P&L spa advertisement...
paddythelion
Same handwriting on all of these. OP you're a moron.
SayaImgur
Maybe you should get your eyes checked before calling people names.
889922
*some of them are the same
Givemeabreak432
Uh, none of the handwritten ones have even similar to the same handwriting.
Ezzybells
Look at the k's. All the same. Like OP tried to change the styles but kept writing the k's in their own style.
Drougals
I don't think one of them are like another.
Sanhael
Different handwriting on at least four of them.
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
It's the same handwriting in different styles. They tried to make it look different.
Calltheoddpolicebecauseicanteven
Driving school may have been someone else, the jury is still out.
Ezzybells
Look at the K's. All written in the same style like an l with a c over it.
juniperwreath
This must be in Canada; I know would've keyed his car.
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juniperwreath
Canadian Embassy parking lot in DC?
Ellimem
I wouldn't have done it right away but if dude was parked like that for more than a day, it would have been more than keyed.
rexman03
Plot twist: OP's car
SunDriedObamas
All of them. On OP's car.
JSmith90
"That'll show me not to disrespect others"
BigTurdBlossom
"Someone's" car
Stebeven116
Plot twist: also OP's notes.
Leoxcr
How else could have he gotten all those notes?
MKnightShyamalan
You think the plot twist is your ally...I was born in it. Molded by it. I hadn't seen a decent film since I was already a man.
cyclone
Hello fellow Marylander!
OoohDeLallyGollyWhatADay
Hello MD!!
f0rgt10
I m in MD too!
DangerRan
There's dozens of us
Exabit
Hi! Let's not meet up, such as imgur demands.
cyclone
Yeah no worries, I'm fine with just knowing you people through my laptop screen for now
peaceoutatown
301!
copstabber
Yay
dontlookatmeever
That was my exact driving school too! The Rockville office of Potomac Driving School represent!
Tippey764
our state flag is cooler than nearly all other state flags
mmmcunty
Moved to WV but I'm a Marylander for life!
cyclone
No doubt!
squarrel
We love our flag, have you looked at that shit? It's awesome.
HilaryR
This!!!!
warjikin
Could be Virginia.
warjikin
The Potomac is the border between Maryland and Virginia.
cyclone
Potomac, it's Maryland
b0r3dw0rk3r
Yes!
HilaryR
MOCO represent :)
ccp1213
Hell yeah, MOCO!
razzledazzlesu
worddd
ToShellWithYou
Fuck yeah, MOCO!
doooooooodle
Aww yissss Potomac, surprised they didn't write these warnings on dollar bills
Sexcalator
Fellow MOCO, checking in.
jewfro95
Olney?
FormerAOLerIDidntSendYouThoseCDsInThe90s
Is this the apartments near the Twinbrook Metro?
Sexcalator
Hmmm...I don't think so? But it could be.
Kugelblitz00
It kinda looks like one of the garages down near the silver Spring metro, near the Pirate Tavern.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
It kind of seems like one guy did all of these
EverythingGoesToHellAnyway
Like having multiple accounts but hmm.. in the outernet?
atliens27
The handwriting looks girly
BackToTheNightosphere
Actually I think you're right. A lot of the writing is simular. For example the p and k. He tried to hide his writing style.
daletvak
Probably the person that posted this.
whatismynameagain
The handwritings are different. Most of them.
thatpooplife
I agree they look the same to me with slight variances
Dominomotion8
This person is totally overreacting. Like a lot.
four2
Are you OP commenting from a different account trying to double dip? Am I you and OP? So many questions, so little chickens in this place.
Spiralhaze
Imgur in itself is just a giant setup so op could eventually make this post.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
You are now in................................................ ...........................................................The Twilight Zone!
four2
At the very least I'm in the
UmbraHunter
Probably their own car too.
liptonteabagger
plot twist its OP's car and he put those there D:
EveryChickenInThisPlace
"That'll teach me!"
MyNameIsJames
Kanye?
IsThisTheRealLifeIsThisJustPharmacy
I knew if I dig deep enough in these comments, I'd hit gold eventually.
UmbraHunter
In the unlikely event that it's true. The residents are a bunch of passive aggressive idiots. It'd be a horrible place to live.
ParameciaShortchange
Seriously, unless he parks like this all the time it seems like the other people there are a bunch of petty assholes.
EveryChickenInThisPlace
I agree brother
UncleB0b
We had a resident who left his BMW parked in a visitors spot for months non-stop. Everyone covered it in garbage. I should still have a pic.
UncleB0b
Here its
gotta love that giant penis art too.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Boy, a lot of people happen to have pens and pencils on them. And paper. And pre-made cards for bad parkers.
PhillipSemenHoffmore
I retain my bowel movements until I come upon bad parkers like this.
Equivocator
I always have Paper and Pens in my car, which I would assume would close by in a car park. I quite often have it on me too.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
True, but I'm not going to walk back to my car, grab stuff, walk back to the car, do my thing, & then walk back to my car to put them away.
IndigoWendigo
I do.
ambermae513
I always have post-it notes and a pen in my purse.
Proletariats
I own business cards for shitty parkers
Seegrums
Maybe this is actually OPs car and he saves up these notes so that he can turn them into internet points
ksick2
That first one is hilarious.
anonwhymouse
People don't normally carry pens on them?
TeraGX
Carrying something other than a phone or tablet? That sounds so barbaric!
anonwhymouse
I must be a Barbarian then, I try to always have a pen on me
mithiwithi
If you park in a semi-urban area, you find yourself in a lot of nearly-full garages. The unusable spots next to assholes can rankle.
ChunLisThighs
One of my neighbours pulled their car in BEHIND my bfs, then left a printed note saying "Next time I'll use a can opener to get out" !!??!
Blaaarhgasaurus
And very similar hand writing...
ItsYoure
I have an entire book of cards to leave on cars when people do this.
Victim42
I need to make one myself. I carry a man purse anyway, so I can have it on me all the time.
DisneyPrincessCthulhu
Me too.
ILoveAWarmProteinShotInTheMorning
From where does this magical book come from?
Itsme2263
You can by them on a web sight vat19
AWolfWithShades
*buy them on a website
Valkyr1987
I have cards that say "you suck at parking. Do it again and I will key your car." In 7 different languages
CoeusDarksoul
I've written notes before from random scraps of shit I have in my car. Started leaving pens & paper there intentionally now :D
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MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Not if I don't already have a backpack on me, otherwise it'd be a bit cumbersome to carry around a pen and paper in my pockets.
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MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I get what you're saying, but I'm not wasting 5-10 minutes going back & forth to/from my car to just tell someone off for parking badly.
ImmortalAzrael
Most people don't even have writing utensils in situations where they know it's required. I'm not lending you a pen, you knew you'd need one
Kopachris
I keep a pen in my car and a small notebook in my jacket.
drewcrosby
Wait. Do you not?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Not on my person, no.
drewcrosby
It's very handy. Especially for situations just like this. ;)
howisthisname
The OP on reddit said that the car was there for 4-5 days.
connorellingson
45 days?!
Millillion
No, 4 - 5 days. It was there for -1 days.
IAnswerYesToDumbQuestions
hahahaha your'e the best
JustARichard
Probably got killed from all the passive aggressive people
Groznek
The concept of killing someone through sheer passive agression is hilarious to me.