crypticorb

34726 pts · March 20, 2013


Father, why can't we make front page like everyone else? Son, we're comment farmers, we comment for points. We aren't creative enough for the front page. ...So we have to live off the points we scrape up from the comments section? I'm afraid so boy, now go think up some witty comments.

Go to e621, look up 5743260

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Still too many pixels. v

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

So right now, we’re somewhere between zone 1 and 2.
Congress hasn’t voted on any bills to stop or censure him, but he’s definitely acting as if he doesn’t care if congress actually tells him no.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Ancient Wyvern as well, I beat him by poking his toes, didn't realize he was designed to cheese him by dropping on his head from above.

Dark souls 1 was basically just use Zweihander and every boss is a cakewalk.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s an AI. All they really do on the backend is predict what the next best word combination works, not necessarily anything true or sensible.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every time I see a kitty with a leg lost, I always hope they name them a pun, like ‘Legolas’, or ‘Tripod’.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's not forget asbestos toxicity. There are still loads of houses with no documentation they have it in the walls, and doing any renovation or repairs is a nightmare.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: most of the remote that connect to vibrators like this are all on the same channel.
If you suspect someone has one, it’s very easy to activate, and they have no way to know who is pressing the button.

1 month ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Rip Cala, we will miss your silliness.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Cala is a pretty famous cat on the internet. Sadly, she died of old age in May 2024.

Also, you aren’t good at distinguishing AI slop from reality.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My favorite review said:
“If they showed on a plane flight complimentary, people would still get up and find the nearest exit.”

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wish granted:

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At this point I'm just hoping some vigilante takes justice into their own hands.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It depends on what appeals to the artist and that specific artist's audience, as well as if they are good at drawing prosthetics.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

artist is Personalami, they do incredibly well done art, especially with the petite ladies!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Good.

2 months ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

When those explode, they usually pop the turret right off, because they’re stored in a ring-shaped auto loader around the rotating mechanism.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think there’s a difference between ‘ambiguously’ brown and ‘ambitiously’ brown.

I guess both are an uncertainty, which is an amusing thought.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mother.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6060717

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is charisma.
Hitler had charisma. So did Stalin, and any cruel demagogue you can think of, but charisma is just like intelligence, you can use it for shit purposes.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually just hit them with this flavor of nonsense and move on knowing they don’t know what half the words mean anyways.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I’m very satisfied with Jake Paul’s jaw swollen up like that.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a god, but definitely worthy of worshipping at her altar!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it’s a big mirror, judging by the reactions, how she’s holding it, and her comments.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Make sure they know exactly why, and who is responsible.

If they whine, tell them to make a letter addressed to their representative and whine to them, not you.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0