cryborg

1355529 pts ยท December 25, 2015


Asinine.

Yeah it got up to 33 points then went back to 1

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How many flash-bang grenades do you need to check if someone's travel Head & Shoulders dandruff shampoo is more than 3.4 ounces?

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#27

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#4 Is he going to secure my country or fix my computer?

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Shhh don't tell

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One afternoon my clothes felt strangely uncomfortable. I checked, and early that morning I (not high or drunk or anything - but before coffee) had put on my underwear (boxer briefs) wrongly. I put one leg in a leg hole, the other leg through the waist hole, and my waist was stretching out the other leg hole. I didn't notice for hours. And I'm chubby. Thanks for reading. That's all.

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Planet of the Apes

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#16 Everything except a tauntaun

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#10 Everyone: Isn't it amazing the ancient Egyptians built the pyramids without modern tools. Me: Sure enough sure enough, but the thing that really blows my hair back is they did it without coffee.

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Sometimes I need to remind myself that my time is very limited and precious. The company we work for should be very grateful for every minute I give them.

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"What the feck are ya doing, ya stupid cunt?"

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He is a weird dude.

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I usually lose the lower buttons.

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I like art.

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Yeah that was fun.

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Yeah. I think you have to love sci-fi history and tv history and have to be able to laugh at old fx and some frankly not good writing and even not great acting. You have to be able to kind of switch your brain into a 60s sci-fi mode.

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Who could have imagined we would still be talking about those games now - like 20 years *cough* after the first one came out.

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