crispexops

14616 pts ยท July 27, 2011


Like I give a fuck.

Nah, but I do get people looking at me like I'm strange because I'm with an overweight person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm relatively skinny and my wife is overweight. We do not participate in "feeding."

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Fun fact: Cops aren't supposed to stand directly in front of a door.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

No problem. Watch the "Mannequin Arms" skit with Steve Carell and Justin Timberlake. I was in tears watching it.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I too, enjoy his thank you notes.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

The peas one was from Seinfeld.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You eat wings with a fork? What kind of animal are you?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This hurts just to read.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most diabetic needles are 25g-32g. An 18 would be unnecessary unless you're injecting maple syrup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of scientists believe the "Forbidden Fruit" was a pomegranate, native to the area.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Nothing says 'Murica like a German MP-7 and a Russian RPG-7.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In high school there was a girl with braces who had a...incident. We called her the cheese grater.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

But you can do Jiu Jitsu

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Lost Battalion. Awesome movie that didn't get a whole lot of press.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking Bania.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been waiting for this moment, finally!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're probably laughing at our Asian tattoos.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Shit tickets", I like that.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, definitely.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After being on this site for 4 years, I ask again, why does it matter?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Because most of them use glycerol, which is almost impossible to freeze under normal circumstances, so they're never truly frozen.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frozen paintballs have a much more brittle shell, and tend to break inside the gun, don't try unless you want to clean a gun for 4 hours.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect if you want to destroy potential contents inside.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The candy or the oranges?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or you could, I don't know, buy one on the internet. It's easy, torsion wrench at the and turned with pressure, press each pin with pick.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just shy of 860 pounds, for those of us who should have started using the Metric System long ago.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed at this when I really shouldn't have.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy and I kinda teared up a little during that episode. House's denial is what hit me the most.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember, God needs 300 likes / shares to save this dying child.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There are scheduled routes and quadrants that drivers follow. You don't just get to "pick" where you go.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2