hello, fellow creep! i am a man. goodbye. ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ waaait! i forgot to tell you about the creep tax! having stalked me, you are now obligated to message me some brief thing to draw on my whiteboard. come on. you can spare three words. i'm not overly chatty, and probably not even drunk, for all you know. ( ex1: http://i.imgur.com/sAc1ISE.jpg ) ( ex2: http://i.imgur.com/5XoOggm.jpg ) ( taxes processed: 5 ) for tax payers only: an okie carpenter and engineer who likes cats, snow, epic novels, and chemistry. http://i.imgur.com/Qh6UMA6.jpg *wink*
oh, thanks a lot i just lost The Game. :(
eew, how did you check?
ALAN!
is there a Seeso app for Roku yet? make it easy for me entertain drunks!!
Saruman the White for President!
Jeff.
best invention since scooby doo underoos
it's been a year since my last college class, and yet i feel compelled to take microbe samples from that room to show to a professor.
it means you need to take a package of self-adhesive googly eyes with you to church.
quoth i "mayhap you shall be mine savior." verily didst i swoon, a victim of thievery: thou art mine marvelous wall.
spicy copper, from the look of things.
penguins can't fly.
finally landed the engineering job i'd been dreaming about. my boss is Hank Scorpio.
let's see... door, dog, plant, keys, then chess?
omg has anyone else been reading hpmor lately?? BOOM straight past the chess test like it wasn't there.
i'd sit down and shut the fuck up for that.
six times? hairball.
dang, i bet playing spot the canadian is downright boring you can just look for the little flag beside their comment.
and play them the deep, sensual bongo beat of its peoples.
pregnant people don't have periods.
News Radio is still one of my favorite TV shows.
phil hartman forever.
ah, impromptu leapfrog. many children start here.
you'd think a red and white striped hat would be easy to spot, wouldn't you?
yeah, super useful for when you have to push buttons under tables at gunpoint.
all your base are belong to us.
awkward to be early to a party, but it's worse when the party's over and the hosts have to pretend they're not kicking you out to get to bed
oh, yeah? if you're really autistic... how many fingers am i holding up?
Buddha intervened.
needs more jumping into boxes.