It's The Cyanide & Happiness Show on Seeso!

Jan 7, 2016 5:09 PM

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Hello, Imgur! We're Dave, Kris and Rob, and we created Cyanide & Happiness.

You know, that stick figure cartoon you see on Most Viral from time to time?

Thanks for all the support you've shown for Cyanide & Happiness over the years! We're somehow still around, writing whatever the hell we want, and it's all thanks to you.

C&H began in 2004, when Kris was but a wee fifteen-year-old sick weirdo. A chance encounter with strep throat left him homebound for a few days and resulted in the creation of his stick figure comic. Thanks to "the magic of the internet", Kris found a few like-minded artists and Cyanide & Happiness was born.

In 2013, we Kickstarted an animated series!

We’ve always had a passion for animation and secretly dreamed of turning C&H into one of them fancy moving cartoons, and in 2013 we decided to take a chance by kickstarting The Cyanide & Happiness Show. We asked for $250,000 to launch Season One and, lo and behold, our readers wanted even more insanity and raised over $770,000. The Cyanide & Happiness Show became a reality, and as a show of gratitude for achieving more than twice what we requested, we committed to releasing animated shorts EVERY WEEK. And you know what, we haven’t missed a week since our animated journey began.

It’s Time For Season Too!

Season Too of Cyanide & Happiness is coming to Seeso on January 7!

(Season One is on Seeso too, still completely free, while our digital shorts are still on our YouTube channel.)

What in the hell is Seeso?

What is Seeso? It's a comedy firehose aimed directly at your tender, laugh-hungry belly. Seeso is a new, on-demand streaming service bringing you quotable classics, next-day NBC late night, awesome stand-up specials, bingeable library series, and way more. You also get hilarious, never-before-seen original content like OUR show, as well as new shows from some of our heroes like Amy Poehler, Dan Harmon, and Scott Auckerman.

What you don’t get is ads and censorship. (Seriously, we guarantee there will be no censorship of any kind.)

Try it now for free! No credit card needed, we promise. For all-access, it’s only $3.99 / month. That’s cheaper than starting your own illegal puppy mill!

Won’t you be our neighbor and sign up for Seeso?

And now, Cyanide & Happiness opens the floor to Imgur

We could drop a cat tax here, but instead we’d like to present Imgur with a little something special. Rob DenBleyker will draw a comic combining the top two comments, as determined by points! We tried this on Facebook, and it made for a very interesting experience. Bring it on, Imgur! Also, watch our show on Seeso, premiering January 7, pretty please.

EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions! Rob's comic is live on our website and on Imgur. Enjoy...

But will it blend?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The fourth little piggy, who built his home from spooge and shame

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 5

"...and that's how I was arrested for dual-wielding dildos in a swordfight."

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER!!!

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

And that's why I have to be at least 300 ft from any Applebees

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A naked man eating meatballs with a single piece of spaghetti.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

They are right though. It's way cheaper than starting your own puppy mill.

10 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 14

I'm going to need to see some budgeting papers from C&H

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i ggot two dogs here wouldnt cost anything to make em fuck , trust

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Barely anyone is reading far enough to take this awesome opportunity. Dickbutt.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Darth Vader and Luke fighting with glow in the dark condoms.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"is that really gross or is that love at its finest?'

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Some people think it's gross, but I think it's beautiful

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Titty sprinkles

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

well bleach my asshole and call me Jenny McCarthy

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

See, this is realizing your target audience.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

DANGIT THAT SONG IS IN MY HEAD NOW THANKS!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The boy's so stupid he couldn't shit in his hands if they were stitched to his asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My burial plans include a bath tub full of hot cheese.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A one legged man in an ass kicking competition.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sarah and weird al in a sword fight.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

with penii?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if I'd ever say that to a horse that wasn't your mother.

10 years ago | Likes 683 Dislikes 55

ooh this is good

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy shit I can't wait for those 2 comments. Sidenote, this may be one of the best promoted posts I've seen.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The tumor once it was done with little jimmy, continued to search and hunt for more children...An Organic Katamari of biblical proportions.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If god didn't want me to be a necrophiliac he wouldn't have made corpses so sexy.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This guy gets it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive loved C&H for years... YEARS, if you wanted me to stab someone in the eye while wearing a purple shirt I would do it, cant wait!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Cyanide and Hapiness in a promoted add?

10 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 19

They even mentioned Dan Harmon...clever fuck +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want this to be one of the top 2 comments.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You are a benevolent god.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait... promoted post... but it's cyanide and happiness? IT'S LIKE A GIFT FROM IMGUR TO IMGUR

10 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 16

Yes! Combine this with @illbeyourbeard's comment. Step 3 profit!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Imgur gives everyone a bottle of superglue.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This pleases me. v

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

You'd lose your own asshole if it wasn't superglued to the back of your balls.

10 years ago | Likes 1094 Dislikes 52

What

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is glorious!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With dickbutt as a wise old man explaining the importance of keeping your genitals and asshole connected. Then epic battle scene ensues.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Please let this be a part of it.

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Leading by a whopping 200 points... It probably will be

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's another thing, stop gluing things to the back of my balls.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh hey. Does Robguy still remember old StickMutilator/SM Guy? :o

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally plotzed this morning.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jan 7, 2016 8:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I don't know if it's a reference, but one time I said it to my ex-girlfriend. She's great.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was that why you broke up

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not really.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait, your ex girlfriend had balls?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THAT'S why we broke up.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Personally, fuck @OP for acting like Matt never existed.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

"He'll forever be valued as the crucial part of Cyanide & Happiness that he is." Kris Wilson, posting about Matt leaving the team.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"We're Dave, Kris and Rob, and we created Cyanide & Happiness." so valued.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I know, right? Just because he left doesn't mean he was never there.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

So for the rest of time they should introduce themselves as "Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt. Matt is photoshopped in because he left the team".

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"left the team",they pushed him out. They introduced themselves as creators of the comic, he deserves credit there because he created it too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1