compulsivemastication

11815 pts · September 7, 2012


Also known on that show as the wardrobe department

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually i just fondled some anthracite and now I feel on top of the world

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well don't i feel fuckin stupid :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

maybe that says more about the practitioner than the crystals?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

come on, that's Gary Busey

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but you spent $10 doing it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i used to love them, but now not so much i guess you could say i'm an extractor fan

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

cute fannyturd, OP

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i think you mean 'Scientology. I believe.'

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The Rickaman was actually played by Christopher Lee

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pain don't hurt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"like trying to cram an oyster into a parking meter" - Martin Amis

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it is where you watch kid dancing at annual function

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keen to experience sailing but don't own a yacht? Simply stand under a cold shower while tearing up £50 notes

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i spent time in BC - mostly in a terrifying pub in Vancouver called the Ivanhoe, moshing and getting high. Didn't see one pine tree

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

look - you make a good point - but really i want to grab your shoulders and jump up and down and shout with joy at your username. That's all

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 13

uh, i forget

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He's actually singing along to Mastodon

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who ARE all you people? With your gorgeous golden retrievers and your forests and rivers and ducklings and be skies? WHO??

11 years ago | Likes 411 Dislikes 0

then you're clearly in the wrong job

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but thats not --- aHA! You dog!

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

'i dont know what a hors dovers is and neither do YOU' - Bullets over Broadway

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats no way to talk about the bible. Oh wait - yes it is

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 17

dear OP - i'm a freelance photographer and I feel your pain. Have my upvote. Perhaps, one day, the IRC will accept them in lieu of cash.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PRISLFfp1L I'm a 38 yo fellow from Essex, UK

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ugh. Hammond is like the ratty little kid that hangs off the bully's shoulder in the playground. Fuck 'em. It's only a TV show. About CARS.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

he's an asshole, believe me. He's been in trouble for using racist language many times. I don't give a fuck about top gear btw

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what, a violent drunk?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's majestic as fuck, but also really really sad :(

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0