colonelbenjamin

412 pts · April 12, 2015


You lot are the only people I love. So thanks for that, I guess ❤

Amazing big Title.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is this toilet.. cause it's clogging iiiiiit!

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I don't get it? It's just a truc... HOLY FUCK YOU GON' DIE.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just the cats rubber stamp of approval.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in the darkness bind them!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't have tails anymore anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Haha I get it. Escalated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read this as cheeseboard. Still could be, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australian of noises delight?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You could of at least put a spook warning on this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Books actually sounds like a cool band name.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This got super acidy really quick.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you take the trash out to the street at night time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I needed this. Thankyou, little duck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can think of atleast 2 different ways to get that helmet on your head a lot quicker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a really hot spoon at first.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lasaga.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a sweetheart

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

There was always that one kid at school who's parents didn't let them watch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. The bird haunts my dreams.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"The plural of bed is... bed." Count Olaf 2k17.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

You're kidding?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want dick pics? Because that's how you get dick pics.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Be assertive! Not insertive!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a cheeky cunt, I'll give you that. +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

And correct someone you did!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's a meme, you dip!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would love to disappoint every one of those girls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0