WhiteFreeze11
109296
2009
170
Feb 5, 2017 11:03 AM
WhiteFreeze11
109296
2009
170
dicaprioonacid
#16 i said something simliar After watching it " man does people are stupid, they could get a Villa or a Yacht and they choose killing smh"
TheCouncilofRicks
I'm white and I love spicy food.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I don't understand the white people hate spicy food thing. White frat bros are the ones eating those Straight from Satan's Asshole peppers.
iwilljustplayalong
I actually think Keri Hilson is hotter and a better singer than Beyonce
SapphireJeanne
Visit that BECU site every day and always thought the dude looked weird...completely missed the O's for eyes on the lady.
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
+1 for Sopranos
McmatyevakaM2
Didn't change the reflection in the Sopranos one to Trump
KrisPiasek
Found this dump, didn't waste time and checked first one.
langerman
#40 I'm not in jail yet
NoGoodNick
Me fail, English? That's unpossible!
Pizzzzzza
#12 Jackie may have a future in politics
branamic000
#1 all I thought of was "woke up this morning at my grandmas house"
Enoan
kbebs
Very good
NoFuckingClue
They asked what is 17 times 19.
denilaice
Sandwich artist...
ButterCunts
He he Plop
UnavailableUsername1
Nice dump.
GINGGONGBONG
Those juicy millions were Danied.
EdwardHoare
Op is Australian. I just know it
WhiteFreeze11
Yeah buddy
Mizopoad
Someone want to explain #2? Is dogshotted getting punched in the nuts?
WhiteFreeze11
Dog shot is an Australian term for punching one other in the face while they are not expecting it.
RawDogginChixSince2000Six
I believe we'd fight.. lol
Tsunako
Like a sucker punch?
Nuanra
Printed porn is great.
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
Was that Kat williams? Did he get arrested?
dungeonsandsnuggles
It is Kat Williams. I'd assume he just got locked up for weed, but I don't know.
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
He got in a fist fight wit a middle school kid.
CanYouNotMyWaywardSon
Many times now. Most notably for trying to fist fight a child.
alleyson
What was the joke about the princess getting rogered? #33
circlebreaker
How the fuck do you people not know about the British expression "rogering". Fucked. She got fucked a ton.
dephress
I think the implication is that princesses are "perfect" / don't have sex... its not that funny.
SometimesISayDumbShit
I am really glad I am not alone in being so confused as to what some of these meant
Dude1925
I just assumed it involved a guy named Roger fucking her, but that's just a guess.
Sp0oky
Just means fucked I guess
Badprenup
Rogered means fucked. Princesses are considered 'proper'. Being proper and fucking lots of people is not possible, according to the joke
Merwini
It's British/Australian slang for sex, used the same as screw or fuck. "Did you roger her last night?"
lesbianwholovesbeerandcheese
What's with the thumb in the crossword one ?
DRdoodooTOOTH
nightmarish
Lovingtheoreos
Called hitchikers thumb.
WhiteFreeze11
Holy mother I never saw that haha
KyleButNotThatKyle
It's holding the page open.
marcopolodipsidolo
Lax or hyper mobile joints.
CptBigglesworth
Hitchhiker's thumb. Has a genetic component to it. They're a mutant, like me!
aspiringgoodenoughist
And me!
Ranmachan
I have that and my thumb has never looked that fucked up before
LincolnSiixEcho
Don't scroll back up, it's right here
ShitDumpling
You're doing God's work my child!
colonelbenjamin
What a sweetheart
YouCaIIed
Doing gods work, sir
DogDiabeties
Damnit shoulda opened up replies before I did
ColtTheKid
You the real MVP
homesick2009
If only I wasn't retarded, you would have saved me 2 seconds of my life.
LincolnSiixEcho
AmNotAPoliceman
What's a front bum?
MankHoody
Vagina. Cunt. Pussy. Twat. You get the idea!
MisterDildy
I love calling people twats. Especially since I'm 6'4 and have ~kind of~ a deep voice. Makes them confused as fuck.
Drek258
Look it up when you're around family. Google images is great for it. Might be best to do so in public.
BraughtGurst
If you have access to the Internet and don't know, your too young
supercalifrajelisticexpealidocious
you're *
whyisthisusernametaken
*you're
AmNotAPoliceman
Not too young to know the difference between your and you're.