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76656 pts · January 7, 2012


Semper in excretia sumus solim profundum variat

Mid-Boomer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are correct. Imgur’s auto-notification system glitched.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you’re right. I posted an explanation and mea culpa in this thread.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So, it seems Imgur gaslighted me a bit. I posted because of the congratulatory email they sent this evening without bothering to check my profile. Y’all are right, Imgur is wrong, and I’m apparently senile. Oh, and they congratulated me on 8 years, when it’s actually 11 next month. Still, my bad, I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 1

Should be January 6 (or 7). I may be off a day, but not a month. Tell it to the admins. ;)

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Imgur still has my local time zone as Afghanistan, where it’s already the 7th. They just sent the notification ”early “.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I think they’ve still got me on Afghanistan time, where it’s now the 7th.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

I do. Now get off my lawn.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Imgur says it is. Either that, or their email notification system is totally broken.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Probably wouldn't have worked long-term, but then nothing does. Still better than the before or after pictures we have now.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Second, don't close Bagram before everything else. That was the only credible force protection asset there. (2/2)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First, keep to the original conditions-based withdrawal agreement. Taliban met none of them. (1/2)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfectly fine. But then, I’m not a Harvard freshman, they’re dodgy as fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is why I don't fly coach.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

About to finish my second year in Afghanistan. Visited Italy in March, headed to Scotland & Ireland in August. So, pretty good, I’d say.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having been a floor covering installer, this is harder to do than you think to make it come out that seamlessly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Buddha.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ‘84 version was so fucking awful (saw it first-run), Lynch had his name removed. It was an “Alan Smithee” film for years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite little movies. It’s like, “everyone, just be yourselves and we’re gonna film it.”

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure there’s some cultural appropriation goin’ on here, just don’t know whose is being appropriated.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

He’s going to Disney World. Who wouldn’t be excited?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe she just tastes salty from sweating.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Petting” was also an expression for getting to third base for an extended period.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Morning petting” has an entirely different meaning for my generation.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you’re from Louisiana, you don’t need help, just Abita.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No more quaaludes with lunch for you, Jimmy!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fluorescent or reflective?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wound your dog too tight.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was named Walter, so...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0