What year is it?!
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I made it!
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It’s been a torturous slog, I needed something positive
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Headed to Catania - looking for advice/meetup
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Silly me, thinking I could ride this out to retirement
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I actually missed this place, if you can believe it
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She’s a better person than me
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I think you need to see a doctor more
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An attempt was made
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If it's not one thing, it's another
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Given the circumstances, it was the high point of my day
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You know you're a 60's kid when...
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When a post of mine gets over 3 points.
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No, I wasn't dropped on my head as a child
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For my Cake Day, I give you a tour of Chateau du Cogs
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I'm not dead! Yes he is. I'm not. He isn't. Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. I'm getting better.
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Good thing, too, I was getting awfully bored
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Know your shitpost.
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In the sewing supplies section of a hypermarket in Sharjah, UAE
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Posted at the US Embassy in Kabul, thought I'd show some of my favorite pics
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I suppose it could be lupus...
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Is it really too much to ask?
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Karloff is still a cocksucker
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I leave you alone with the country for eight months, and look at the mess you made
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Next up: BACON!
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Or is this the one you're supposed to score like golf?
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Happy birthday to me, indeed
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Fool. Doesn't he know it's in the water, too?
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So it takes me a while to get around to most movies
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So that's where they ended up
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Thanks, Amazon
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All I know is it's pretty lonely right now.
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And now for something completely different
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Siblings may fight from time to time...
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And they're all the way in the back of the closet, too.
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Everyone should have an escape plan
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Now for the boring part
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Waking up in Arizona this morning
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Tim Cook after every announcement
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23-minute GIF of an iguana waiting for a table scrap
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Strangely enough, I'm actually relieved
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It begins
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Say cheese!
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We do it this way just to mess with you
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So it's a little warm in Phoenix today
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The beginning of the end of the beginning
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The world's moving too fast for me, Cotton.
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Forget elections, open a beer.
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There's no such thing as too much smoke at 1am.
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MRW I sign another Executive Order before the media can process the last one.
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I was told that I'm a Backup Secret Santa while I was in Australia, so I got my giftee some cuddly Aussie critters that were recommended by some very helpful people.
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Apparently I'm now on both AEST and MST...
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How I count Cake Days
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I hate decade brthdays
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Time for a blankie
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It's a brisket!
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