clestone17

2024 pts · January 21, 2011


My corgi × jack russell

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 25 and one of gradeschool friends has 3 kids, ages 10, 8, and 1 month. It began early.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If people can not know theyre pregnant and accidently give birth in a toilet I'm gonna assume she had a really easy labor

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The problem with extra kidneys is she didnt have a second bladder which of course is like a holding tank, so bedwetting

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They took out the 2nd system but left one of the extra kidneys

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The second urinary system was attached to the wall of her vag apparently, it took drs until she started her period to figure it out.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One is small and weird but she still has it, the other was removed when they took out the 2nd urinary tract, so neat.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That happened to my mom until age 14 when they found out she had 2 extra kidneys and a ureter from an absorbed twin

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Im in the same boat, finally just paid off a $2600 debt last week, fixed my car and have a somewhat decent budget now +1 for being adults!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Happened here in florida) :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some dick ripped off my obama sticker and covered the back of my suv with Romney ones, no god damn some respect for personal property.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have a great username, my cat is named Nietzsche

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, I was a pretty shitty teenager

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On my 15th birthday I got in a fight with my parents, dad gave me a cake that said "shove this cake up your immature ass"

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I agree, I still use an ecig to quit smoking, just figured id play devils advocate, without some questioning things dont get improved

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dont like change.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Youre a hero OP, I refuse to give up windows 7

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Spleens are kind of really important though, without it youre really vunerable to infection. Fun fact, something like 10% of people have 2.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So much this. I used to do this at my friends house when she told me to just eat whatever from the pantry. Hid the wrappers in my backpack.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but I live in Florida and this shit is getting terrifying, we have massive amounts of travelers to and from latin america

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do they have a really crazy version of it? I have raynauds and just get white toes and fingers, (even here in sunny ass florida)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh, my submechanophobia

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I dont know how i feel about a straight candy exchange though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn me too, so much sad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it applies to anyone, the chemical in kale is what does it and I guess can contribute to the thyroid problems

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Something to do with blocking iodine from absorbing, they think its a huge contributer to hypothyroidism. Makes me sad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im not allowed to eat kale and I love it in smoothies. :( My dr said it fucks with your thyroid terribly and mine is already enlarged.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better mindfuck is the dots on a strawberry are actually the ovaries. Those "seeds" are seperate fruits, the red part is not.

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Mine is gonna need knee surgery in a few yrs and had a bad respiratory infection but for ten bucks *shrugs* he's pretty swell

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