377 pts ยท November 28, 2012
I've been waiting for this day. My username has never been more relevant.
I think you mean Landry from Friday Night Lights.
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
It always annoys me when people wear jerseys of teams that aren't playing to sporting events.
I laughed way too hard at this.
That's a bad miss.
I thought I was the only one.
If you watch "The Road" you're gonna have a bad time.
Fact: Those are nice tits
This man would most definitely not survive a dinosaur attack.
"I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces."
Two words: unit tests
This joke always get's a laugh. +1 for Hesher
Dad needs to learn how to iron a fucking shirt.
I loved the part where he was making fun of his character in How I Met Your Mother.
Pandiculation at it's finest: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pandiculate
Best TV show ever and he played that role perfectly.
Beeswax, None of Yours, Inc.
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
There's no way they could possibly do that. I mean, their portrayal of Deadpool in the last movie was spot on...
It's called an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
I'm fairly confident that this man does indeed lift.
I definitely thought she was talking about his shirt the first time I read this and thus initiated the troll.
As a guy, I imagine girls tell secrets, give makeovers, and have pillow fights on sleepovers.
Upvote for anything Jeffrey Brown
Dat Tinker Bell
Good news cigarette juice!
The Earth is 70% water, so technically Aquaman has a bigger home turf than all these other heroes.
I know, right? Kobe Bryant is amazing!
I've been waiting for this day. My username has never been more relevant.
I think you mean Landry from Friday Night Lights.
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
It always annoys me when people wear jerseys of teams that aren't playing to sporting events.
I laughed way too hard at this.
That's a bad miss.
I thought I was the only one.
If you watch "The Road" you're gonna have a bad time.
Fact: Those are nice tits
This man would most definitely not survive a dinosaur attack.
"I am going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces."
Two words: unit tests
This joke always get's a laugh. +1 for Hesher
Dad needs to learn how to iron a fucking shirt.
I loved the part where he was making fun of his character in How I Met Your Mother.
Pandiculation at it's finest: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pandiculate
Best TV show ever and he played that role perfectly.
Beeswax, None of Yours, Inc.
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
There's no way they could possibly do that. I mean, their portrayal of Deadpool in the last movie was spot on...
It's called an illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
I'm fairly confident that this man does indeed lift.
I definitely thought she was talking about his shirt the first time I read this and thus initiated the troll.
As a guy, I imagine girls tell secrets, give makeovers, and have pillow fights on sleepovers.
Upvote for anything Jeffrey Brown
Dat Tinker Bell
Good news cigarette juice!
The Earth is 70% water, so technically Aquaman has a bigger home turf than all these other heroes.
I know, right? Kobe Bryant is amazing!