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Darth Vader and Son by Jeffrey Brown
This is my son EVERY morning...
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onlywayeyeknowhow
As a father, I lost it at "and then can I have a treat."
kamosey
So they DO have cookies!
redsmahoney
up vote for C3POs reference.
NrrrdGrrrl
"I have you now" - Love it!
HowDoIgetNudez
He's learning!!! come on Luke, get those cookies!!!
vojnik
Better than my dad did :D
doublejesus
My son got this for me for Christmas!
fartharder
Also http://www.amazon.com/Vaders-Little-Princess-Jeffrey-Brown/dp/1452118698
mendelsd
http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Star-Wars-Chronicle/dp/145210655X
FunnyNotFunny
Thanks! Glad it's a real book! Turns out there is a new one with Vader and the Princess coming out. Picked up of 4 each for family members
ProgVet
Gettin real tired of your shit, Greedo
ojan23
That tickling scene seemed forced.
comedownherethisinstant
Lost it at Jar-Jar
rustyspade
lost it so hard at Jar-Jar that I posted it to facebookistan
pandapandapie
Jeffrey Brown is absolutely phenomenal and everyone here needs to go read Clumsy (a graphic memoir of one of his relationships).
pandapandapie
Also, because you all love cats as much as me: http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Getting-Out-Other-Observations/dp/0811858227/ref=ntt_at_ep_dpt_3
xoxomaya
relevant and also AWESOME: http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/vader-dad-20111112-110814.jpg
howaboutthat
The force tickle made me laugh/smile really big.
ashaden
Come to the Dark Side.... we have good parenting advice.
MamaZef
Kill his mom and then lie to him about who's good and bribe him into joining you? That good parenting advice?
neefsck
My Wife bought me this book for my first fathers day. :)
DinkMcDinkleman
Like the one where...we can save your dying wife, but oh no wait you'll kill her tho.
nevertellmetheodds
THIS
JellybeansandBalogna
I read all of Vader's lines in the voice of James Earl Jones.
kiwi93
this is fantastic, but I have to wonder about publishing someone else's book on imgur...
bodieknits
C3POs!!!
Ethica
I bet they are full of iron
keeperofoddness
I would eat the shit out of those!
100percent200proofColombian
I would eat the cereal, but to each his own.
fartharder
http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0922/1.jpg
verneinen
I wish C3POs were a real thing.
redsmahoney
C3POs were a real thing a long, long time ago. I ate them. They were terrible.
fartharder
Pretty much tasted like cardboard.
Goveggie222
+1 for the imagination for C3PO's :)
jahrta
this was actually a real thing
titaniumspine
They actually existed at one point. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe3TWZ_3qRg
Jeffermau
This was too fucking adorable
bigfootproph2
uh uh uh language, there's children in this image
missincalifornia
Well hey there! Have an upvote. :)
thundasnow
Well hey there!!! Have an upvote :)
Jeffermau
Howdeedo? I was wondering when this would happen
missincalifornia
I know, right? It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Justinicus
Remote tickling... my girlfriend would leave me immediately.
TheMisinformedOctopus
haha! girlfriend
narcissisticOSTRICH
She'd try to...
thomn8r
Depends on *where* you tickled her.
SkaOne
Remote clit tickling... your girlfriend would brag to her girlfriends.
1999eclipse
Guys, this is an actual book. Are we srsly using Imgur to violate copyright laws and rip off published artists/authors? Downvote.
sellek9000
do you know the author?
sellek9000
also, this whole site is filled with copyright violations :)
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sellek9000
well you are right about that,but wrong about being different. a copyright violation is a copyright violation. it's on a larger scale maybe.
turdsandwitch
To young to handle a lightsaber, Vader makes Luke a light dagger, thus successfully bringing him to the dirk side.
mcleabil
I love you so much right now
colbyshmolby56
lold at 'dirk'
Fapocalypse
Come to the Dirk side: http://www.welt.de/img/debatte/crop109626962/3128721655-ci3x2l-w620/Dirk-Nowitzki-2-.jpg
MistakenGenetials
Sorry if you were trying to make a serious comment, the dirk made me laugh.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
it was a pun. a dirk is a type of dagger.
WavesAreCrashing
Fucking YES. +1 sir!
jsnforce
That was...man...you barely get by with this one. Well played.
turdsandwitch
*Too, dang.
HELPits3AMandicantgetoffthecomputer
Get that grammar on point and you will have top comment, soldier.
awkwarddoubleletters
Aha! I gotcha again..
KooterKleavage
i posted a shot of this months ago....got 10 points...fml
DoctorD
imgur isnt fair sometimes. here's an upvote.
OhFaceYeah
New Star Wars movie hype. Back in 1998 when word came of a new movie we had to go on threads to discuss. Oddly the format was Reddit like.
DrUGOELadanianTBoneArmadilloLeathalWeaponTomlinson
I would buy this book.
BattleoftheStallingGrad
Me, too.
jdlikethedrink
I did, for my dad.
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
I think they are sold in Barnes and Nobles
Ldkiki
Doink: http://www.amazon.com/Darth-Vader-Star-Wars-Chronicle/dp/145210655X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1359583018&sr=8-1&keywords=vader+and+son
bigman0089
aaand... purchases
DrUGOELadanianTBoneArmadilloLeathalWeaponTomlinson
Well damn, look at that. I didn't actually think it was a real book.
Ldkiki
Neither did I. I linked this image to a few friends and one of them said she had the book. Checked Amazon and sure as shit, there it was!
narcissisticOSTRICH
Lol. Why the hell was Vader drawing a picture of Darth Maul.
smokescreen1030
Well, Maul did come before him. If I remember correctly, he (as Anakin) and qui gon jin fought him at one point.
narcissisticOSTRICH
Nope. Maul and Ani's only encounter happened briefly in the Phantom Menace. He hadn't even begun training yet.
smokescreen1030
Oh, Okay. Well, I'm sure he learned about him in Sith history 101.
thatdudewhofinallysignedup
Well you drew pictures of dinosaurs right?
narcissisticOSTRICH
No, I have no arms or hands.
thatdudewhofinallysignedup
Mouth? lol
narcissisticOSTRICH
Nope. I have no mouth or eyes or legs or feet.
ISeeWhatIDidThere
Vader in dutch is father. Discuss.
JPBStory
And/or Darth = "in" (for the original sith). Think about it.
InboxMeYourOwls
(O_O)
cousteau
собака (sobaka) is "dog" in Russian. Discuss'd!
theh8ed
Dad Vader
thatsbadmmkay
Vater in german = father. the more you know :}
TwoStepsFromHell
It should be a show.
BecauseIamaladythatswhy
Dad Father?
FallenAngel1231
I was just going to say that! Vader means father in... German I think it is?
LordTonyStarkofWinterfell
Its actually Dutch :)
FallenAngel1231
THERE WE GO. Thanks!!
GoNinjaGoNinjaGo
Darth Dader?
betamale
*Dadth Vader
Xanaset
*Darth Vadad
BaconGod31
Luke Sonwalker.
RalphElgar
Dead Father
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
Vader is german for Father
frutopium
Vater is father in german
FallenAngel1231
Dutch! As I was just corrected
MementoLori
Indeed! German would be Vater.
serentious
Dutch is correct, although nobody seems to be mentioning that "darth" is dark. Darth Vader = dark father.
FallenAngel1231
I wasn't sure if Darth was Dutch or a made up word or something. Thanks for letting us know.
theh8ed
Father is English for Vader
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
English is Father for Vader
kaldrenon
Vader is Vader for Vader.
MementoLori
Vader Vader Vader Vader Vader.