I'm a medevac aircraft fuel handler for my national guard unit. Been in the army 23 years as of spring 2024. On the civillian side, I was accidentally a diesel mechanic for a while, and I worked graveyard in a porn shop before that. That job had a lot more good stories, but slightly more jizz mopping. The bad with the good, and all that. Ummm... I also like stuff. And things. And stuffing, most stuffed things...
Being one of the absolute best in the world, if not THE best, and saying essentially "I'm one of the best in the world, if not THE best" isn't egotistical, it's demonstrable.
That's good. That's damn good!
They're closer to her heart, that's why.
Guess he should have just complied with the inmates commands.
That's the wrong Sabrina Banks. Elf lady is thesabrinabanks on Twitter, and probably insta as well.
It's Sabrina Banks
Allegedly
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It's never too late to have your last sandwich.
I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS, MAGIC MEN!
I know it's smells like rotting flesh. And don't call me Lilly.
Thank you kind internet stranger!
Thank you kind internet stranger!
What's the series called?
THEN WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
As a recovering ichtyologist, that is a great joke!
Thighs and shine :)
I want audio that says, in a low voice, "Scream if you want to. Nobody will hear you"
Ironically, pretty sure it's meat they're packing.
The most painful part wasn't the bricks, it was watching him JAB the wall with the bit
No fcks gibbon.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYVmL45u/
Muppetology 101. There will be a quiz, so study hard.
All the time. Like alllllll the time. Any time they're doing CPR, they're transporting a corpse.
Your backup gifters stiffed you too?
In that case, I actually retract my defense of your statement.
They're talking about looking at the person ON THE LEFT as an individual, vs not being "left enough" which is what kills us. Nobody is saying find the humanity on the right, we all know it's not there.
What are you, a narcromancer?
An Australian waiter.
*superman clears his throat*