chunkstyle

23552 pts ยท January 27, 2013


I'm a medevac aircraft fuel handler for my national guard unit. Been in the army 23 years as of spring 2024. On the civillian side, I was accidentally a diesel mechanic for a while, and I worked graveyard in a porn shop before that. That job had a lot more good stories, but slightly more jizz mopping. The bad with the good, and all that. Ummm... I also like stuff. And things. And stuffing, most stuffed things...

Being one of the absolute best in the world, if not THE best, and saying essentially "I'm one of the best in the world, if not THE best" isn't egotistical, it's demonstrable.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's good. That's damn good!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're closer to her heart, that's why.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess he should have just complied with the inmates commands.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's the wrong Sabrina Banks. Elf lady is thesabrinabanks on Twitter, and probably insta as well.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's Sabrina Banks

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Allegedly

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's never too late to have your last sandwich.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I LIKE YOUR FUNNY WORDS, MAGIC MEN!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it's smells like rotting flesh. And don't call me Lilly.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you kind internet stranger!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you kind internet stranger!

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's the series called?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THEN WHAT HAPPENED!?!?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a recovering ichtyologist, that is a great joke!

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thighs and shine :)

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want audio that says, in a low voice, "Scream if you want to. Nobody will hear you"

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically, pretty sure it's meat they're packing.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The most painful part wasn't the bricks, it was watching him JAB the wall with the bit

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No fcks gibbon.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYVmL45u/
Muppetology 101. There will be a quiz, so study hard.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the time. Like alllllll the time. Any time they're doing CPR, they're transporting a corpse.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your backup gifters stiffed you too?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In that case, I actually retract my defense of your statement.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're talking about looking at the person ON THE LEFT as an individual, vs not being "left enough" which is what kills us. Nobody is saying find the humanity on the right, we all know it's not there.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

What are you, a narcromancer?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

An Australian waiter.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*superman clears his throat*

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0