A moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes for these trying times 1982.

Jan 7, 2026 4:22 AM

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Fun stuff.

#11 Spaghetti Jones

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#23

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#20 There are people who are physically still quite fit, but whose minds have unfortunately left the building. In Finnish we occasionally say "kaikki muumit ei ole laaksossa" (not all the moomins are in the valley)

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#15 Remember when Bill Cosby was caught shoplifting and it destroyed his career for.decades? Oh wait, that was Winona Ryder.

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#11 Spaghetti Jones, 100%.

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#11 spaghetti jones

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It's 200% Spaghetti Jones and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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#36 wow, Paul from the wonder years sure didn’t age well

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#12 Jim Morrison.

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Scott Weiland. Kept forgetting the words, and alienated the crowd with his banter

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#12 fat Mike

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#11 They're all excellent choices but I'm partial to Spaghetti Jones

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We all are.

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#12 Smash Mouth's last show before Steve Harwell's (lead singer) death in 2023. It's..um,.not good. https://imgur.com/j2Yjsoy.mp4

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#13 so, rfk jr is not wrong in the suspicion that super processed food is most definitely bad for everyone.
Unfortunately, everything else he says is insane and therefore nothing he says can be taken seriously

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Unfortunately, "ultra-processed food" is a phrase with a rather vague definition.

In the Nova system, UPFs include most bread and other mass-produced baked goods, frozen pizza, instant noodles, flavored yogurt, fruit and milk drinks, diet products, baby food, and most of what is considered junk food. The Nova definition considers ingredients, processing, and how products are marketed; nutritional content is not evaluated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra-processed_food

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"Broken clock" and all that

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Yeah but we've all known that for decades.

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#33 This woman definitely named her kid after Daryl from the walking dead.

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Larry, Darrell, and Darrell.

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https://youtu.be/8KB7LrKDfMo?si=yaDJO2cx_RfWZPhB Standing next to the orange barrels

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Her name is Kylie married to Kyle and the other kids are Keely and Kyler

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You say the whole thing! Like, A Tribe called Quest!

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Like, literally. "This is my son Daryl From The Walking Dead."

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And this is his brother, Daryl, from The Walking Dead.

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"Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?"

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#26 v

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#7 Ramstein: Amerika
https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM

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#32 I think I have this candle!!! It’s called honey tobacco from sand and fog. I’m assuming black and mild is a type of cigarette.

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#12 Vanilla Ice at 10th annual Gathering of the Juggalos. He was so drunk he just ran back and forth on stage occasionally rapping to the backing track

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I went to a 80s revival concert with a bunch of old school groups. One girl from the group Exposé was fucking trashed

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Hard to believe but he’s gone downhill since then

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Love it.

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Whatever dude, you haven't heard my on a Saturday night after a few drinks when this song comes on.

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Surprised everyone survived, seeing how FIRE the performance was.

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"Rob Schneider" - "America thought leaders" what fucking joke is this now? Guys been brain-dead for decades

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Tbf, nobody mentioned where he's leading folks.

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If he's a thought leader, I'm a fucking Rhodes Scholar.

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That's how low we've sunk. Idiocracy is now.

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#46 the Glock can't look at you at all if you put it in the gun safe!

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And boy howdy I'd like to put my Glock in her gun safe! If you know what I mean! Hey, does anyone else remember that skit with Norm MacDonald on a dating show?

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You guys can afford Glocks, in this economy? Get a Taurus instead. 1/3 the price and a 1/3 chance it will misfire when you try to suck-start it. Think of it as a safety feature.

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Idk, I don't have a Glock, I have a Bersa

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Why would I buy one? I'll just go for a 30 minute car prowl in a red county and get a free range glock from a glove box like god intended.

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They’re even kind enough to easily identifiable stickers on the cars and trucks that have them!

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Ok, I legit lol'd at this one

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#12 jerry Garcia. He barely played in the first set. Three songs into the second set, he woke up and the rest of the show was amazing.

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Drunk, or nodding out?

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Nodding out, I'm sure. He went into rehab right after that tour.

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#17 Hear me out. It's Spongebob v Cena. I'm just saying I'm not 100% sure Cena would win.

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#9 …is this real

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Okay, smartypants, how do *YOU* grieve the loss of a once-in-a-lifetime partner and father to your children or something I don't know where is that waitress with my cocktail these fucking heels suck is this mic still hot we are making SO MUCH money off of these Cleetuses and Lurleens.

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I named my resident possum Frank.

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Fairway Frank?

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Frank the Crank is the crow out back.

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those names are all useless unless you SHOW ME SOME PICTURES BRO!!

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Write In: Big Baby Puddin' Snatcher

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Yeah I thought all of those names kind of sucked except for Brandon.

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We have a raccoon named trans Ricky. We misgendered them for months until we came home to find Mr. Ricky giving birth in the garage.

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I don't know, man. Spaghetti Jones is pretty strong, too

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#teamspaghettijones

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yep. woulda been my vote

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#37 me if i had money but purple

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Personally I'd go for walnut and orange. With some silver accents where appropriate, just because I like how silver shines... though polishing it would probably suck so hard it'd just wind up always being somewhar tarnished. Fortunately I will never have the wealth necessary to worry about such an issue

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I'm also team purple.

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Squirrel girl?

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Someone tell her boobies to shut up and stop starring at me.

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I watched this way too many times. Anyone have a name, for science?

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An account called hibeanstheelf on tiktok according to another post with this person.

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It's Sabrina Banks

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there is a scientist names Sabrina Banks with extensive data published, but it doesn't really look like elf lady

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That's the wrong Sabrina Banks. Elf lady is thesabrinabanks on Twitter, and probably insta as well.

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She could do a great vanelope from wreck it ralph.

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Vanellope von Schweetz is 9.

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Its a costume? Thats like saying i cant cosplay luke skywalker from a new hope as a 30 year old. It sounds like you are insinuating that i am trying to sexualize a child or some shit which is not the case. Its cosplay, costuming. Not porn. Get help.

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Of course you can play different ages. But you're replying to an elf thats breasting boobily and who has nothing in common with Vanellope.

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Its not about her breasts, its about her manerisms and face. Yes, she has boobs, and boobs are awesome i know, but there is more to cosplay than boobs.

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