14203 pts · February 5, 2015
Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
Your upvote has the downs.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME.
TIL trees get high because giraffes.
Right up there with water boarding and spending time with my mother-in-law.
The only upside would be watching people do the embarrassing shit they do when they think no one is watching.
I did a Google search for "Asian schoolboys watersports" and found this. How did everyone else get here?
$20 is $20.
It don't cure ugly.
"And add a windmill and some wooden shoes while you're at it."
Please excuse me while I feel them WITH MY FACE.
"Mind the stepchildren."
Outside my house so I can watch.
IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ADULTS SO HERE I GO. WHEEEEE... *dies*
I want to spend the weekend at Bernie's.
Meta, bro.
Throw in some farm animal sounds to add to the fun!
"I'm sorry for your lost." – That girl that got dumped by that one guy.
I'm sorry but this doesn't relate to me.
"Just drive down to the station to pick them up." – Cops, probably.
"That's the American one, you berk!"
I know there's definitely a shortage on fucks in my house.
*microwave timer dings* My Hot Pocket is ready!
I want balls IN MY FACE.
"Relax, Hitler."
As a gay man: all I see is some skinny blonde standing in the way of all your awesome pictures.
Guilty.
I'm pretty sure they're both underage.
This is...oddly satisfying.
Not with that wrinkled ass tablecloth.
*looks at wide open area* "Let's put the fire pit right next to those trees over there!"
Your upvote has the downs.
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ME.
TIL trees get high because giraffes.
Right up there with water boarding and spending time with my mother-in-law.
The only upside would be watching people do the embarrassing shit they do when they think no one is watching.
I did a Google search for "Asian schoolboys watersports" and found this. How did everyone else get here?
$20 is $20.
It don't cure ugly.
"And add a windmill and some wooden shoes while you're at it."
Please excuse me while I feel them WITH MY FACE.
"Mind the stepchildren."
Outside my house so I can watch.
IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ADULTS SO HERE I GO. WHEEEEE... *dies*
I want to spend the weekend at Bernie's.
Meta, bro.
Throw in some farm animal sounds to add to the fun!
"I'm sorry for your lost." – That girl that got dumped by that one guy.
I'm sorry but this doesn't relate to me.
"Just drive down to the station to pick them up." – Cops, probably.
"That's the American one, you berk!"
I know there's definitely a shortage on fucks in my house.
*microwave timer dings* My Hot Pocket is ready!
I want balls IN MY FACE.
"Relax, Hitler."
As a gay man: all I see is some skinny blonde standing in the way of all your awesome pictures.
Guilty.
I'm pretty sure they're both underage.
This is...oddly satisfying.
Not with that wrinkled ass tablecloth.
*looks at wide open area* "Let's put the fire pit right next to those trees over there!"