Lost my job and need money for food/rent badly

Jul 21, 2015 8:17 PM

orionpax88

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As you can see I mostly do colorizations but I can photoshop you anything you like

It is pay what you like for the finished product

If you can imagine it I can probably photoshop it

I really hope people make outrageous requests and then pay you well for it. Godspeed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the white people look soooooo pale.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$20 is $20.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is- Isn't this EXACTLY what the other guy- oh forget it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So advertising photoshop skills is the new way to the front page right?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yay for actual decent colorizing instead of the hack jobs I see around here. Worst part is people don't realize it and use them. GL, brother

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you put the sun between my fingers?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Photoshop me some friends

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

yes pls

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looking for old pictures right now to send your way. In the event I find them, what's the best method to sending you a high quality one? 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scan at high dpi and email them to pictureretouch@outlook.com

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Jedi Temple could use a few more younglings, but solid work.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*Yuenglings

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Neal A. Maxwell

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I swore that was him! No one rocked consonance in conference like him! "Grunting, galloping, Gadarene swine..."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just an FYI for you haters, The guy is legit. My grandmother is #12. Sister had it restored for mother's day. He did it for free at the time

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't have much money either, but I'd be willing to give some to restore this... It's of my dead sister

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can email it to pictureretouch@outlook.com I can have a go

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your colorization and restoration pics are really cool! ever consider entering contests in like fairs to get your name out?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10/10 would pay for your services

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Notice someone else also posted offering this same service within the past 2 hours.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want me to do anything for you?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

How much to get you to photoshop me and my 2 roommates and dog into the Death Row album cover in a hi res photo?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you can send the pic to pictureretouch@outlook.com i'll see what i can do for you, its pay what you like

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted For Awareness.. Good Luck.

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 7

Not sure what country you're in, but check out ifreelance(dot)com or elance(dot)com.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But these sites are CRAZY-COMPETITIVE; how does one get a Job on em?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best way to get work is to justify your price by providing a higher quality product. Provide links to your portfolio when bidding.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost forgot about modelmayhem(dot)com. There is a section for retouching services on the site.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My god op, these are incredible. Im favoriting so I can pay you to do something in future.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

incredible? come on.. thats an exaggeration. they are ok as first steps. glaring mistakes in every single one though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Same here. Very talented.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You're welcome. Do you also do CGI rendering as well? Special effects, things like that for movies.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I don't work with video sorry

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No worries. Thanks for getting back.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where do you live OP? If you're in Toronto I can get you a job.. you're good!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Northern Ireland

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

move to toronto

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Move Northern Ireland to Toronto.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in the US, upvoted, tho. Hang in there. man

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@orionpax88 some genuine advice here if you're interested. #1 your sky doesnt respect the DOF in the shot. everything else is ok but 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

3/? skintone bleed into the white of the eye. #2 skin tone is too cold and there is consistent green fringing around the image where light

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8/? final image looks like you spent more time on the wall mural than the people in front. One message to take away? Get a better sense for

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9/? skin tone, particularly how the hue changes in light and shadow and in different qualities of light, and how saturation should change

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought I was going crazy because the colours always seem just a little off to me. On most colourised photos.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5/? lack the redder hue they need. #7 cold skintones, lips again, and lazy treatment of neutrals. #9 inconsistent and cold skintones.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

6/? #12 real lack of attention to detail when cloning. line on eyebrow visible, mishapen forehead, and clear inconsistency on ear. #20 is

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4/? tone enters shadows. #3 clear clone marks throughout edges. #5 again slightly cold skin but worse is desaturated edges and lips which

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

7/? just awful. #24 looks unfinished. #26 you need to watch for clipped highlights, and the finished thing doesnt make sense tonally.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

10/10 with exposure level across flesh. Other than that its all attention to detail. Good luck.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2/? a few unrealistic hues and the skin tones... as with most of them the lips need a different hue to the rest of the skin. you've even let

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow morning the FP is going to be nothing but people who play with PS asking for money, awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 10

I PS but always fail when I try money, the US dollar is very intense these days

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But we're nice people so we have to help them! Sending other imgurians money can't lead to anything bad! /s

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It's already happening. This is the second post about this on the front page

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my point! I had to check to make sure it wasn't the same dude panhandling.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least he's offering something other than positive vibes for money. You actually get a finished product and if not you don't pay.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had the skill to photoshop cats like that, I would ask for money, too. Husband and I are putting together down payment for 1st house.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just think there are more appropriate places to whore ones self out. Especially since some people pay to advertise here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Didn't we just see this post?

10 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 7

Different OP

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

photoshop-master-day today

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm an unemployed/student graphic designer who has no money, yet I'm not posting for points or jobs....

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 9

Then you're missing an opportunity

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

So I've always wondered - how do people know what the originals colors in old black & white/sepia photos were? Or do they just guess?

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

It has a lot to do with tints and tones of color as well. For instance, blue will show up a different gray than red. Takes talent, though!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No. This is factually incorrect. Source: fuck you I know things.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

nah, that's pure learned knowledge, has nothing to do with talent :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Blue and red can look the same in grey, it all depends on brightness as to how light or dark the grey looks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone explained on another post that it requires information about the time photo was taken, I guess typical cloth color, ads etc.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

And of course lot of guessing too.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thank you! But, wow, that's one extensive undertaking.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Email? I'm sure I have lots of work for you. Do you do any design work?

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

My email is pictureretouch@outlook.com and I have done a bunch of design work before, these are just examples I had handy

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

What's the sort of turn around time?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All depends what you want done, usually an hour or two

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The email got sent back. Do you have another email?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pictureretouch@outlook.com is that what you sent it to?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sent

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just emailed you too

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usersub doesn't have that person that has spent 4 hours verifying whether op is legit or not. How am I to know how to vote?!

10 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 5

You could do the four hours worth or verification.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usersub is full of internet policers

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Go to the Facebook page that is watermarked on some of the pics or my reddit username is nathanmcc1 you will see I regular on r/picrequests

10 years ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 4

I love you just because of your username. I don't have any spare cash or PhotoShop needs just now. But I hope things get better for you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely going to keep you in mind for work down the road. Sorry I can't offer more than that now. But you are amazing!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll pm you when I get to work. I want to have you colorized an old pic of my 88 yr old grandmother with my grandfather that passed

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a photographer too? I wanna take engagement pics soon, a nice photoshop would be great. Can you DM me rates?

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

i am a photographer also but i am from Northern Ireland

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Do you have time to edit wedding photos?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

email me them to pictureretouch@outlook.com and i'll put them in the queue

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I'm in California so not too far? Srsly tho... photoshop would be cool! I'll hit you up after we get pics taken.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can you make me attractive?

10 years ago | Likes 1429 Dislikes 5

Picture of @travish325 for those that are curious:

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat magnet

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can. Do you prefer paper or plastic?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I laughed so hard that I cried reading this comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It don't cure ugly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, hun. :(

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Adobe's tools aren't advanced enough for that big of a makeover.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no but he can give you colourless lips and a weird, cold, lifeless hue with peachy cheaks. That useful to ya?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 9

That's how I look already

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you just saved $2!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, but a lot of beer can.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Savage.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How big a magnet do you want to be?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Haaa

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was POSITIVE your points would be NEGATIVE. But they weren't, and i find that ATTRACTIVE. I hope you aren't REPULSED.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

underrated post.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said photoshop it not create miracles :p

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Cannot compute . . ." -Photoshop

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"If you can imagine it, I can photoshop it" OP

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and if you can imagine it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anything is possible with the power of vodka :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to get some self-confidence, look in the mirror, and imagine yourself attractive. then you don't need PS.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a photoshop artist, not a miracle worker.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's a photoshopper, not a fucking wizard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you make the moon look like it's between my fingers?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaaaa! I am the 778'th upvote! I ruined the number porn!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you imagine it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are in your mother's eyes and thats all that really matters

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit that was what I wanted to ask

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said ALMOST anything

10 years ago | Likes 876 Dislikes 1

Ouch

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did some one call the Firefighters because there's a burn in this house

10 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

Dumbleburn?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

See this phoenix, Severus?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Thank you I can't upload gifs through my phone

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok. I get it...

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Don't worry man I love you :(

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0