centopus

163 pts ยท August 16, 2011


Watering grass. Wat? Rich people gifs...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

60h+ a week is slavery. No money is worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go to a doctor and get a CPAP machine.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canola.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doggo was waiting for that... this is not the first time ;D

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

o.O I'm always annoyed they start serving breakfast so late.... I have places to be at 9:00. Start serving breakfast at 6:30... not 8:30...

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

The one with the longest tits.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And wasting time of several policemen (not counting the countless people stuck in traffic) is not?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just drive over it and then mop the road?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I do not care if any of that is true or not. It was a fun read.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took only 50 years of practice....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sure, why not. Just no sugar foam.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ananas? Nice. Chocolate yes please. Puffed sugar? nope.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winter.. happy time when its not too hot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Greedy pussy ;D

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last few are missing the knee warmers.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your forever shoulder kitty, once they learn to do that, they'll come back to the shoulder... always ;D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The dog has cat experience.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That looked like a giant turd. The internets broke me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there animated shit flying around in almost every jif?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh. Thank you. Strange country where using a motorbike as intended is illegal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 why is the police harassing the motor driver? i do not understand.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 8

The paw prints do not lie. You have a cat.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has none.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot about mayonnaise, because who would not want to add more fat to your fat.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now i want some ;/ And I'm only 7 timezones and one ocean away...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good doggo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cant see shit in this vertical video ;D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

At least it enjoys bathing. You do not have to chase it and force into the bath. And you get internets points.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0