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He could not have fucked up more shit if he tried
A raw egg is thrown at a guy relieving himself, but it doesn’t break. He turns around and delivers egg karma to his head!
Speeding through unfamiliar territory
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Krown86
#1 legal in California
SchizophrenicEuphoria
#19 did that in front of his wife and kids
ITweetBBQ
"Good, F that guy." *short pause* "Good, F that guy." *short pause* "Good, F that guy."
JasonThorn
I swear, some of these drivers play GTA Online and thinks game physics are the same in the real world...
hydrocarbon82
Internet trolls vs real life
DimensionMaster
Nothing gets me hotter than bikers that pick up a literbug's trash and toss it back in their car.
noyougofuckyourself
She does it a lot. It's in France and there are several video of her serving people. It's awesome.
SupmanTheSoup
#2 is he dead?
TheCarolingian
Who cares. I think the horse might have chipped a nail though.
SilentScreamsX
Probably not. He got kicked in the head, and I'm pretty sure there wasn't much going on up there in the first place.
eastend666
More importantly, don't people know you absolutely don't fuck with horses? Sheesh!
knowzaan
He ded
Galaad974
Looks like it's in Romania :D
JeepersMedia
He is alive... but still an idiot I’m certain
Salman9797
Really hope so
Roshiro
Hey, that's not nice
AndrewBuggy
No, but he still has night mares about it.
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
He learned an important lesson
NihonJinLover
Hopefully, though any adult who thinks taunting a horse by smacking its behind is a fun idea may not have the capacity to learn.
NihonJinLover
Or maybe just not anymore?
MoogieMomm
What a great post, and you're picture is awesome. +1
OgreTheMighty
Your're'ier
oynsy
#10
GreatAlfredini
You are picture is awesome
digme
I liked the urinal guy. Hate seeing people destroying property.
3timesaday1
Yep two arseholes.
spaizkadett
That was so satisfying, I hope he broke all his ribs
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
#8 stop pissing in the middle of the camp ground
FullSpeedAhead
What an asshole. Didn't throw the egg until he'd zipped up. Didn't even wash his hands first.
GhostHessian
Dude wasn't pissing. He was standing there waiting to be hit by an egg. There is no piss.
bolobass
He wasn't
sammbalam
The caption said he was so... No one on the internet would lie
gangsta0tech
Clearly looked like it with several tents and an rv in front of him and he looking like he is relieving himself.
GlenL
You . . .you know you're literally commenting on a gif of him pissing in the middle of the camp ground, no?
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
He's not peeing though, he's waiting for his friend to throw the egg. I've seen the video.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
*I watch a lot of instant karma videos on YouTube.
LostDaily
I love the dog revenge.
RingSting
Then you'll love
RigoryMorty
I thought he meant the pug, but this is good too.
plantagons
What was karma about #1?
FeeltheFX
#26 is so gratifying
zeroexistence
#10 weeeee
FuzzyX
Leroy Jenkins delivery business.
WomenSayImAsStimulatingAsElbowSkin
Stunt Jump Failed
GCRust
Looks like them Duke boys are at it again
ComoSeIguana
I read somewhere the vans breaks failed and that was his only option so as not to crash into anyone.
CommunCreator
Does no one know how to downshift anymore?
Topothemornintoya
Does indeed look like the break lights are on
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
I could find no source for this. It looks suspiciously like idiot behaviour - I'm familiar with that bit of road, seen it almost happen b4.
AngryUser8
I’m pretty sure it was in the papers. He was speeding and there was nothing he could do at that point. He got out with minor injuries.
Tanishh
Did he not try the E brake? Might not stop you as fast as brake but will slow you down to a stop pretty soon...
BennyT1000
Doing #1 is legal in Australia
cuttlesquirt
Super satisfying! Especially the ostrich, dog and Butt slap. And who kicks a child?!?
FattyLumpkin3
Tards
RigoryMorty
Dude kicking the kid was heavily autistic according to the story, loud noises would set him off and the kid was screaming.
sanaujiram
Well I guess it’s good the kid got a lesson in shutting the hell up. I had a feeling he was the screaming type.
siilverbolt3
The ostrich one, do people not understand that animal? Why fuck with it?
yeanahyeah
#3 that expression at the end was epic
Kundalinikidd
In my opinion this one isn't really karma as much as poor luck.. poor guy..
DumbDawg
Seeing shitty motorcyclists getting their comeuppance is fucking glorious and gives me a chubby.
Yvespreston
Completely legal and encouraged here in the uk, its called filtering.
idpassr
#1, it was in NYC. It's not legal to lane split in NYC. That's why the NYPD officer got out of the NYPD car to stop him.
Mandalorain007
#18
Furyoflight
#1 is solid.
FeeltheFX
Is #3 staged? Looks like it’s from a sitcom
whitebbwolf
Im pretty sure it is
digme
Yes, staged but not sure of the source.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
It's an ad for insurance I believe.
driaanb
Nope, for restaurant chain collectable cups: https://youtu.be/ecpmb_ML0RE
SonOfSanguinus
There is no karma there, just a shopkeepers stock being destroyed by an idiot
VinnieJonesDiary
Except it was 12000% staged.
SonOfSanguinus
Well the title is misleading in this case regardless, and therefore fall under false advertisement
Himalayiantortoise
Staged for sure but I've never seen it. My favorite one
driaanb
Source: https://youtu.be/ecpmb_ML0RE
driaanb
South African TV ad: https://youtu.be/ecpmb_ML0RE
Waytigo
Oh hell yeah. Still funny though.
Letstriptogether
I thought the same after he also wrecks the china in the middle.
Waytigo
Then a zoom to the boom grips face. I was hearing curbs theme music in my head
thiscocainemakesmefeellikeimonthiswebsite
Swear that bloke in NYC had downs though
LetsGiveItATry
It was just a series of unfortunate events.
terriblethunderlizards
I like how hes still getting knocked if he kicks my kid.
kaboosh5353
Downed him
FattyLumpkin3
Nobody gets a pass if they kick my kid, downie or not.
TheMuadib
Don't care still would deck him if it was my kid
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
#1 I never got why people have such a problem with lane splitting
HerrBisch
I think it's fine as long as you don't go as fast as that guy is, unless that clip is sped up.
ThatGuyWhosFunAtPartiez
There's actually another reason aside from "dem drivers hatez us": Bikers zigzaging between the cars is dangerous, and causes the rest of >
ThatGuyWhosFunAtPartiez
> traffic to go more slowly.
CorgiThunderWap
It’s illegal in most of the US states. I know in California it’s legal, but here in Texas it’s a no no sadly.
Songnemtn2000
In the US, it is only legal in California. Everywhere else it is illegal or not mentioned.
thedevil
My replacement mirror can tell you why I do. That and the assholes that flip me off and curse me. Fuck bikers
DesertSpiney
Fuck you too!
Slarti54
It's legal in many countries.
Cinamonnbun
Jealousy
GreatAlfredini
It's very startling to be sitting there and suddenly someone is zipping by a foot from you.
bayly96
In Australia it’s actually encouraged so long as the motorcyclist is going less than 30km/h
TheAziz
So what's the point then? I wouldn't dare to pass a motorcycle that close, if they want to pass me, go on, I won't stop them
bayly96
We call it filtering and it’s so that motorcyclists don’t add to the amount of traffic on the road and can keep moving through slow traffic
M4rt1nV
Cutting through slower/jammed traffic, assumedly
thisisprocrastination
Ppl have tremendous irrational hatred 4 both bicyclists and motorcyclists, bc they see them as breaking the rules and gaining an advantage.
TheDivineUsersub
IMO, if I'm encased in a half-ton metallic and plastic car, I'll let the motorcycle have the lane splitting. Safety v convenience. Drive on!
spaceasaurus
Or because it’s illegal in NY?
thisisprocrastination
I already said that, in the comment you responded to.
spaceasaurus
thisisprocrastination
Always happy to point out other people being inattentive dumbasses that can't read.
raulote
#1 is completely legal here in my city in Europe.
corrosivebrain
It's legal here in California. NY is probably so dense that they had to make that a law.
therealmynamehere
Legal in many states, but as most everything, some jerks take/took advantage of situation and caused crap, making it illegal. 1/
therealmynamehere
i.e. doing 90 whipping through traffic while said traffic is going 60, becomes a road hazard. Nanny state goes all in 2/
therealmynamehere
personally I do not like lane splitting, because many riders in the states are just plain assholes about this shit.
SchizophrenicEuphoria
To my knowledge it's only legal in California
therealmynamehere
Being from Ohio, I know it is not; although many do it anyway. People have mentioned other states before, but no idea,
StarrryNight
Yes but here in Europe we have freedom. This clip was from America.
Butane9000
Not all states have this law, varies by state to state.
desl14
Well ... it's not allowed in germany
computerphile
Ah yes, the colonies
StarrryNight
I know. Primitives.
sophiachan213
That first cop was a bit much, the guy stopped, he could've gone round if he wanted to run, just tell him to step to the side
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
And lane splitting is legal in MOST states ( not sure on NY if someone could verify that would be great)
mike13815
While I'm all for lane splitting, it's only actually legal in one state. 14 states have no laws about it. You're incorrect.
TheIrish0ne
Actually pretty tame from what I’ve seen, so many bikes run from cops. I actually have had cops try to knock me off my bike because
TheIrish0ne
He thought I was going to run.
I0VE525P00GE
#1 is not illegal in the UK and rightfully so...if it fits...it fits...good for traffic flow.
hande
That cop should of had an abortion.
I0VE525P00GE
What did his kids do?
jaderock
Live in CA...never thought it was illegal elsewhere...thought cop was gonna get his when the gif ended
Gray365
it is legal in most countries. it is another special American thing (illegal in the special stats).
HerrBisch
I do wish that more motorcyclists would take it a bit easier on the accelerator when doing that though. That guy was going hela fast.
PutinsPoolNoodle
It's a trick of the camera, it's looks faster than it is, I had bikes and drove really slow but looked crazy on camera
Tearofjebus69
Legal in CA and I think it’s great, helps with traffic and I honestly feel it’s safer if they aren’t going too fast
ClapOrSlap
Living in Brazil where its legal and expected but super dangerous when not regulated properly. But driving here is the worst all around
RoboCoonie
It's not illegal in California.
TheWoodpeckerSighed
I was so confused at first, it's not illegal in California either.
nexusband
Yeah, and taking the keys out of the ignition line that, is illegal in some parts of the world. That cop needs to be put back in line.
IvorTheEngineer
yes, it's called filtering
Bystandr
It's straight up dangerous, and often damaging to paint and mirrors in busy places where the lanes wind or change, but yes, legal in many
Bystandr
places, though I would bet not in the venue of this video, in particular.
I0VE525P00GE
I really don’t think it’s dangerous. I’m a driver not a biker. I’ve been overtaken this way countless times and I’ve never lost a mirror
Foreveroutofideas
I was looking for this comment, it actually wound me up that the biker is seen as being in the wrong here. What they were doing is fine!
LetumComplexo
Legal in California, but pretty dangerous to do it where it’s illegal because people won’t expect you to do it.
gingen
Apparently it's illegal in New York, which is where that gif is taking place. Damn...He was doing fine too.
kgbofficer
illegal in most states, some states have a legal grey area where it can be done, only California explicitly legalized it.
rsheezy21842
Yeah I agree with you, but the perception here is that it's unsafe and people are "cutting" in line at lights. Makes folks angry I guess.
UnicornDude
Yeah as a motorcyclist this one made me kinda mad. Even in a state where this is “illegal”. If traffic is stopped/slow. I’m lame splitting.
Cilvaa
Right? Legal here in Australia. Watched it and was like "he's lane filtering, where's the karma?"
555LOGS
Illegal in Germany, but mainly "tolerated" when done in a careful manner, ie not sped through. It's mainly a liability question in case 1/2
555LOGS
of an accident. This encourages some dickheads in cars to close the road or open their doors though... 2/2
Emuuung
It's legal over here as well, if you fit, you can advance at a responsible speed, that's all.
MrValyrianStealYourGirl
Legal in Australia to ride between lanes or in emergency lane when there’s heave traffic but limited to 30km/h
pyronyzen
and only full-licensed riders are allowed. L and P cannot lane-split
JohnnyricoMC
Permitted with conditions in Belgium (slow/standstill traffic and a relative speed limit). In the US it depends on the state laws.
GiraffeShapedGiraffe
Oh good, I was going to ask if someone could explain that one, because I'm British and saw nothing wrong with what they were doing
lifeinvader
Agreed. But it could be pretty dangerous, when the cars are not attentive of lane splitting motorcyclists. Just make it legal.
mobiusm1
NYPD are huge dicks and have an axe to grind with motorcyclists. It's legal in CA, and should be in NY too.
minedontstink
That's a motor cop. Check out his footwear. He knows that bike can disappear.
I0VE525P00GE
FMB’s! I’ll decline...but thanks.
GlenL
I barely trust cagers in front or behind me, even if it was legal where I am I don't think I'd want to ride between those morons.
GlenL
Evidently some bad drivers are downvoting me
TVNewsIsBadForYou
It’s perfectly legal here in California too
Arkanrais
lane splitting also legal in NZ when traffic is not moving. the biker isn't even going fast. seems pretty safe and reasonable to me
Arkanrais
it may seem fast in the video, but you could see his stopping distance was about 1 car length
GermFaceIsTaken
Get a motorcycle and sit in line like a chump? Makes no sense to me.
MrBig
Got a car and not use the breakdown lane or sidewalk like a chump? Makes no sense to me.
PutinsPoolNoodle
Your argument makes no sense whatsoever
MrBig
Yes it does, you’re either just a dumbass (my guess) or didn’t read any of the previous comments, like a dumbass. So either answer is right
DeathLemons
As of 2017 California is the only sate that legally allows lane splitting.
HypoHyperHippo
Only state that counts anyway
RoboCoonie
I'm from CA and I downvoted this.
Litheen
Not sure how it is there but over here(Netherlands) you can only pass slowdriving traffic like that and only with a 10kmph speed difference.
JHawke
Not by law though, by law it is neither prohibited nor allowed.
I0VE525P00GE
NL loves sitting on the fence regarding laws...weed is illegal there yet it is the go to place to get high
JHawke
Weed is even more special than this though. It is tolerated by law, so while they don't call it legal... treating it as illegal is breaking>
JHawke
> that law, that forced toleration applies to private places and offical public parks.
Litheen
What I mentioned is law in the Netherlands. Allowed under certain circumstances. Not allowed in other circumstances
JHawke
Which law then?
Litheen
After a Google I must conclude you're right and I was wrong. It's not a law but appears to be a code of conduct.
RandomCookieInvasion
And good for motorcycle safety
littlevulpix
Honest question. How is it safe if a car driver is changing lanes? isn't the bike driver put in more danger? Esp at night?
Gray365
accidents where a car hits the rear of the car in front of it are much more common, and the good drivers don't even notice there is a bike.
SilentAitch
You ride according to the conditions - as defensively as you can, treating every car driver like an asshole who may pull out!
nicouk
That's my secret, I never pull out.
Gevoloholobodoyo
Because a motorcycle sitting in traffic is more likely to be hit than one slowly, and safely, splitting through.
littlevulpix
Gotcha. It always worries me I guess because usually bikes are moving VERY fast and if I even hear a bike I just stay in my lane.
GriZzZzZz
in England the legal maximum speed is traffic flow + 15mph, and thank you, people are great at switching without checking or indicating
LetumComplexo
That “slow and safely” caveat seems to be one people forget about a lot. “I can split the lanes in heavy traffic” can morph into
LetumComplexo
“I can weave between cars in light traffic at 20+ mph”.
1drumshark
It's due to cars often not seeing cyclists in stop and go. They fit into blind spots, and there is nothing the cyclist can do about it...
1drumshark
...it if the driver drives right into them. Once in motion, going a reasonable speed of course, the cyclist has more maneuverability and...
1drumshark
...is therefore safer.
whitebbwolf
totally. Except fixed gear riders in inner London city riders thinking car mirrors are obstructions in "their" space
arbanblade
Pressed me of the cop too his keys. It's a ticket not an arrest don't fucking touch the property of the individual without legal right.
Redshirt101
American police. Stupid as snot.
iWorkSoICanSleep
Have been pulled over somewhat familliar to this arrest. Cops took my keys aswell. I understand why they do it, but when they told me to
iWorkSoICanSleep
Push it to the side i refused. They refused to give my keys back so after 10-15min of back and forth they did it themselves.
iWorkSoICanSleep
The thing is that i myself have worked as an officer and knew that what they did was out of their bounds.
iWorkSoICanSleep
The offence i did was speeding (and i was) but their offence made the stop "void" in the eyes of the court. I didn't pressed charges if both
arbanblade
Pissed*
mrbojangles43
Same. Also taking the keys out and then telling him to get to the side. Might need those keys.
ThadSupersperm
Legal in some places in US too, I don't really see how it's safe but it's really only a risk for the motorcyclists
SchizophrenicEuphoria
Just in California
antman2988
Except if anything happens to the motorcyclist, it is the driver of the car at fault. A lot of them exceed the speed of the other cars by a
antman2988
Lot so it tends to be pretty dangerous, but it's legal here. Us drivers have to just be that much more aware when already in heavy traffic.
BigJewishHulk
Over here it's legal because it's safer for the motorcyclists.
Complexwren
Most motorcycles are hot either from behind in stop and go traffic or during a turn. It prevents then from being sandwiched between cars.
Excludos
It's mostly assessed as safer than being stuck in traffic for a biker, so there's no reason at all to not legalise it.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Safer to be next to a car than sandwiched between bumpers.
foxfire1112
getting hit from behind in a traffic jam is a death wish
mobiusm1
Traffic studies have shown it's safer than not doing it, because it greatly reduces the risk of fatal rear-end collisions.
SpaghyetiWagon
Legal here in CA and UK, helps with congestion. Most of 'em I see are sensible and travel carefully.
Gantzz321
by some you mean California
Octwo
Many motorcycles are also air cooled, they will overheat if they stay idle for too long in warm weather.
Broxzier
Legal in the Netherlands too. Bikers need to use the space between the two left-most lanes and may only drive with a +10km/h difference.
Excludos
Those are reasonable restrictions. It doesn't make sense to go twice the speed of light when passing between cars
ItsGottaBeTheHair
Yeah it’s legal where I live too. All the others were great, I just felt kinda bad for #1 cuz I didn’t think he was doing anything wrong.
shorey66
If its illegal in that state then he did something wrong. Simple as that.
norill
he broke the law, he didn't do anything wrong
DoubleNubbin
He did something wrong in the eyes of the law. That law is dumb as hell though.
Maanee
Ignorance of the law isn't a defense though and in breaking it, you are doing wrong, especially when you don't know it.
rallyman0044
If it's in the US, I believe it's only legal in California. (I could be wrong, I haven't looked it up in a while)
Leadfoot
Mostly hasn't changed since 2014... bill introduced in half the states but went nowhere... now there are just a handful of grey states.
Leadfoot
https://ee1yyztnth2drnoo1kld0j14-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Lane-splitting-states.jpg
rallyman0044
Thanks for the info, good to know for later. Also, very helpful image.
cgimw
regardless of the legality of filtering, he's going too fast.
AbiQuinn
how the fuck is he going too fast if he had time to stop for an obstruction in his way. Cop couldn't turn into his way much later
I0VE525P00GE
No he’s not. Absolutely nothing wrong with what he’s doing
Kehy
It's illegal in the state he's in, and because it's not legal, people aren't aware someone might be doing that, and not be looking for them
I0VE525P00GE
Exceeding the speed limit is illegal but everyone is very aware of it
AngryUser8
I was so confused by #1 because it’s legal where I’m from. Should be legal everywhere. It’s perfectly safe.
LetumComplexo
It’s safe with caveats (specifically relative speed and traffic density) but if you’re somewhere where it’s illegal then it’s pretty unsafe
LetumComplexo
because people won’t be expecting you to do it. So they won’t know to look for a bike when merging.
gerthXXXXXX
I feel like it is a lot safer if the bike has to drive after the same rules are the cars.
apwillenme
Since motorcyclists are harder to see, they tend to get .. killed in rear end collisions. See Hurt report 1981 for data. Lane splitting
apwillenme
Reduced these fatalities by 30% in CA compared to FL and TX which don't have legal lane splitting.
idpassr
So you missed the car with NYPD in big letters on the side, because that's how I knew he wasn't in California.
AngryUser8
I didn’t know it was only legal in cali. I’m from the UK.
cheesecutter
The unsafe bit was taking the keys out of the bile so he has to push 200kg of metal across the highway / road whatever
Nukefest2179
ya the way he pulled the keys makes me angery
Perchuuu
Oh no, he has to move the heavy thing that's on wheels, with good bearings.... It's not hard
timetochangemyusername
God knows he probably would have taken off though
Batonrougeisnotsobad
I know I’m asking for trouble, but how is it perfectly safe to randomly create a third lane? Seems extremely risky to me.
D3MOG3N3RATIONS
Wait what’s wrong with #1 as in why was he stopped?
OverpricedCrayon
Its illegal some places, like most states in the US. Its illegal where I live.
Renozuky
It’s not legal everywhere in the US.
D3MOG3N3RATIONS
Ah right, Scot here so didnt actually know that, thanks!
Renozuky
No worries!
Rokin123
Who the hell kicks at a kid for no reason?
Roserapaine
IIRC as the others have said he is heavily autistic and got overly excited. I've seen autistic adults get excited in pretty outlandish ways
UpvoteMe4goodluck
Guy has down syndrome. Some days down syndrome can be a real kick to the teeth..........or punch to the face?
ShutUpImWorking
This.. was the latter of those days
Stratok
Deserved a good punch in the face
SpecialProjectY
Person might be intellectually leveled as a child, are you that uncompromising towards minors that don't know they're doing wrong?
ShutUpImWorking
We're not talking about a minor though, he might be Mentally Ill or what not but in the moment he just kicked a kid and the Dad Reacted
SpecialProjectY
He is not at this moment, but throughout whole life. That's why the lady at the counter, probably a guide should keep an eye out.
PietroAretino
Sadists? But this guy had a reason the kid startled him or annoyed him.
noyougofuckyourself
Special needs person reacting to the kid yelling.
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SpecialProjectY
You clearly don't know how mental illness work, likely use "cousin" as a failed attempt to bring up an example.
LadyArwen
There's a chance he has the mental capacity of a child, so reacted as a child would when agitated. Still should know not to hit.
SlappedStupid
Unacceptable & reprehensible are not synonymous. It's unacceptable that children die in fires, but we don't blame houses for burning, ->
SlappedStupid
because they don't have the capacity to do otherwise. Mental illness is diminished capacity, by definition, but that doesn't mean all ->
SlappedStupid
capacity, & not all mental illness is exactly the same. Perhaps your cousin wouldn't hurt a fly, but that has no bearing on the behaviour ->
SlappedStupid
of anybody besides your cousin. It's like saying "that guy has no excuse for throwing up; I know someone who was sick & he didn't vomit".
lokitoki81
The guy has severe autism and was triggered by the kids sudden loud noises. He cant help it. Autism can be a bitch.
ShutUpImWorking
Hindsight ... But in the Moment I think the Dad reacted as any Dad would after seeing someone trying to hurt his Kid...
SlappedStupid
Personally, I would automatically assume severe mental illness & defend my kid with as little violence as possible, but I'm not about to ->
SlappedStupid
criticize the dad for making a slightly different decision. He was there, not me, & that guy clearly ain't safe to be around.
lokitoki81
Self defence indeed. No charges were made
yourcomment
Whether he can help it or not, I'd fuck him up...don't touch my child...
lokitoki81
True, and thats what happened. His mom (or guardian) was there too but was faced the other way at that moment and didnt see what was coming.
TheOriginalAmberRose
He was standing in the middle of a fast food restaurant talking on the phone. It's not up to others to control his behavior regardless.
Kemyo
He was actually pulling on his ear.
lokitoki81
I agree, Im just letting ppl know the story. The dad acted in self defence. No charges were made.
Potatosium
He can help it. Might be alarmed by loud noises but there are other ways to respond.
lokitoki81
Sorry man, but I read about this case. He literally can't. The sudden noise is like 1000 nails in his ears.
Potatosium
It’s not a knee-jerk reaction though, he’s had time to turn around and react. I’ve worked with children who react like this.
Potatosium
It is possible to learn self-control, autism, or sensory overload is not an excuse for assault. No matter who you are.
lokitoki81
Im not defending the dude, just explaining what happened and why
SlappedStupid
It's possible to learn to read, too, but some people find it much harder than others. For some, it may as well be impossible. In any case,->
Potatosium
That said, totally not condoning what the Father did. He need to learn self control too.
Jamesly139
I cant tell because of the video quality, but I think I can tell the guy may have downs... Just a guess though.
nevoreJunkie
Aithníonn ciaróg, ciaróg eile
Wmcmwa
You can spot the extra chromosome. It's the 21st pixel
Deanscream
I remember the story. The guy is mentally handicapped, the dad didn't know, he just went full dad mode.
SirTickledicks
Unpopular opinion: If the handicapped want to be treated equally, they gotta face the consequences of reality.
easyBEE
Unpopular opinion clearly shows you know nothing about handicap spectrum. Go read a book you ignorant cunt
SirTickledicks
Insulting someone because an opinion differs from yours. Clearly shows the short range of your mental capabilities. My sympathies.
easyBEE
Insulting someone for their ignorance is ok in my book so I'll sleep well tonight don't you worry petal
PatRedHawk94
Does that matter though? It may explain WHY he did it, but it doesn't EXUSE it
SlappedStupid
To whatever extent you can explain why the behaviour occurred, there is nothing to excuse. Like blaming a house for burning down. Absurd.
Kemyo
Looks to me that he was startled by the kid screaming. Probably a fight or flight response. What I remember, he was a level of autism 1/2
lthewaffley
Still no excuse
PatRedHawk94
If we're going purely based on the video, he looks more annoyed than startled
Kemyo
That made him react violently. This video was from 2008 so a lot of things have changed since then.
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greatgoatman
Good news! There's one nearby, and you can hit the stupid fucker whenever you want. Go ahead, do it now.
cjmmeathead
Oof
Lyths
Well look in the mirror and punch yourself in the face , then you will know what it’s like to punch a retard ..........retard.
tornadosandwich
MemeDissector
Maybe... think of some loftier life goals?
lickwidghost
#1 I disagree with. The others are well deserved
Crixy
It's says NYPD on the police car. That's strange , lane filtering is OK , it should be everywhere.
kevinallover
Not in NY
deyoung1457365
Says right there on the car;NYPD. Illegal there.
NeverSeenAMovie
Its good for traffic flow and he was perfectly able to stop safely enough when a car randomly pulled to the side in front of him wtf
youlookedatmyusername
Whooa angry police officer, no need to do that!
Aw101
Illegal ≠ Wrong. Sometimes laws are garbage, and need enough people breaking them to get them changed. See anti weed laws...
Rexkuando
Lane splitting is legal here too
1drumshark
Agreed. Even if it's illegal in that state, taking the keys is fucked up and dangerous.
Grimbat
I was wating for karma on the cop.
OverpricedCrayon
Lane splitting is illegal where I live but im wonder if the cop is allowed to take the keys out of the ignition like that?
lickwidghost
If he is legally allowed to steal keys after the driver clearly complied by stopping and killing his engine, that's a really messed up law
MightyTightyWhities
I agree with your disagreement.
whitebbwolf
No harm no foul. Only pisses me off in London inner city traffic when fucking fixed gear riders try to squeeze throu in no space situations
TheBlackWindHowls
https://www.defranciscolaw.com/blog/new-york-motorcycle-laws-riding-two-abreast-and-lane-splitting/ NYPD police; it's illegal in NY.
lickwidghost
The guy clearly complied by stopping and killing his engine. Cop shouldn't have touched the keys.
kevinallover
Illegal in NYC. He took the keys so the biker wouldn't zip away through traffic.
neos501
Exactly. He was lane splitting. I got really sad seeing that.
M4rt1nV
And that may not have been legal where he was.
RadioRat
NYC, it’s not legal
M4rt1nV
Well then it's deserved. Possibly the officer could've handeled it better, but still.
jd2061
"It's against the law so it must be bad"
lithorias
I thought the places where it's legal to do this you had to be on the shoulder of the road
CaranchoNestHead
In my country bikes usually filter by the shoulder, specially in busy highways. But you can filter trhough any lane without trouble
ThisDique
Not on the shoulder, you have to split the#1 and#2 lane as to increase visibility to other drivers. Taking the bike to the shoulder illegal.
laestrella
I dont understand what he did wrong.
Sololop
Lane splitting is not legal in many places
spaizkadett
It should be
grklein
It's legal in most countries.
StarrryNight
It is in the free world.
kruug
In the US, the only state that it’s not illegal in is California.
mike13815
That's incorrect. It's only LEGAL in california. It's not illegal in about a dozen states.
theblankgamer23
This is the most splitting arguement between imgurs rn
sometimespeopleeatpoop
Every single time there's a gif involving lane splitting. Every goddamn time. "its legal in my corner of the world!" "Well not in mine""
mobiusm1
It's really divisive on account that Americans are vindictive in their selfishness. Non-motorcyclists hate motorcyclists getting ahead.
sometimespeopleeatpoop
I wouldn't say that. But I live in a state where it's illegal for safety reasons and I 100% agree with that. They're too small and too fast.
mobiusm1
Traffic studies have repeatedly shown lane sharing results in a lower occurrence of traffic fatalities than not lane sharing. It's safer.
TheBlackWindHowls
I wonder how many actually own motorcycles and how many just want to argue about the law.
CaptainTotoro
It's legal to do it here
MrStealUrMemes
Is that filtering?
Coyote8
Indeed, filtering or lane splitting. Safest way for a bike to drive when done slowly like that, should be legal in more places
MrStealUrMemes
You can do this even when the traffic is moving?
CaranchoNestHead
Yes, but that changes depending the country.
dyxj
When traffic is moving slowly like that, and you don't exceed their speed too much. #1 is safe; the other one, support dangerous.
Coyote8
Yes, the general guideline, is no faster than 10mph faster than traffic, which allows you ample time to stop in just a cars legnth.
kiddub
Fuck lane splitters. Putting your life and other people in danger for thrills/move faster than traffic. It’s not about getting there first.
SilentAitch
Surely getting there first is why you'd have a bike anyway?
sangman
You misunderstand what lane splitting is for I think.
hankergeoff
Lane splitting was originally for air-cooled bikes that would overheat if they sat idle. NOT designed to go more than 5-10 mph faster...
MrWobblyHead
In stopped traffic it is safer for a motorcyclist to lane split. It should be done sensibly and at a low speed though.
NeverSeenAMovie
Yeah he was going so fast that when the cop randomly jumped in front of him he could slowly and safely come to a stop.
KingQball
Actually its saver for them. At stop lights at least which is the only time they should do it. There is a reason the UK allows it
KingQball
Shit wrong comment
Defecakes
Idk about the cop pulling the keys out, but I’d say he did deserve it since he was the one being a dick in the first place
jd2061
How was he being a dick?
Defecakes
lane splitting, it not only creates potential danger for him, but also for the drivers around him. Which is why it’s illegal in most states
ThisDique
Air cooled motorcycles cant sit in stop go traffic without catastrophic failure. You also don't have as sudden if a stop in accidents.
ThisDique
Speeding doesn't kill you its the sheer and sudden stop that kills you. Not to mention the only danger here poses is to himself.
jd2061
You couldn't be more wrong. Lane splitting is safer for the biker and creates pretty much no hazard for the driver.
Shamgar56
All of which is irrelevant to the typical car driver who believes if he doesn't get to be moving nobody else should either.
CaptainHanderpants
Agreed. Not really safe to cut off a motorcycle and it's not in policy in the states to endanger someone over a moving violation.
pokebug666
Maybe he didn't intentionally cut off the bike? Maybe he was lane-changing & in the middle of that is when the bike suddenly came into view?
lickwidghost
Nonsense. He wasn't indicating and there was no space for him to start moving in.
pokebug666
One of my fears is a lane-splitting bike will hit me b/c all the other cars made it impossible to see them until it was too late. 1/3
pokebug666
As such I tend to give other cagers the benefit of the doubt rather than assume malice. Yes it's possible cop deliberately cut off bike. 2/3
clickhereforfilmlists
Not in policy meaning what? Almost all police departments have different policy...
jd2061
The constitution. You can't just take someone else's property.
clickhereforfilmlists
He didn't. He made sure he didn't take off on him. Its not like he just took the keys and took off lol
jd2061
Doesnt really matter, it's an unconstitutional seizure of property.
Complexwren
Funny thing if the bike isn't in the right gear taking the key out doesn't do anything. Doesn't even shut off the engine.
jd2061
I dont even know why he stopped, and the cop taking the keys definitely wasnt ok.
mobleshairmagnet
That’s what I was thinking! Lane splitting aside, I didn’t think it’s legal for a cop to just take your keys.
maximinusthrax1
It's not worth making a fuss then and there over but I would definitely be taking it up later.
mobleshairmagnet
I wasn’t advocating he confront the cop but rather keep that on the back burner for court.
maximinusthrax1
You and I are in agreement...
MisterBrent
Of course it is. If some fuck tries taking off he can't now. Just listen to the cops. You can take it to court later. No harm done.
Laaub
Never seen a cop reach into a car as soon as the pull someone over to take the keys out. Pretty sure they would have to state the reason 1/2
Laaub
For the stop and ask the individual to turn off the vehicle. Also why they fuck point to the shoulder of the road when he just took the keys
jd2061
Also, "no harm done", except all the time and money now spent to fight a bullshit offense.
jd2061
He can detain you, then take your keys if you try to escape, but he can't just take your keys right away.
BobtheNinja
And you are basing this on?
mobleshairmagnet
I’ve heard it said, “comply now, complain later.” Can’t complain if you’re ded.
StarrryNight
Maybe don't shoot people for riding their bike through traffic?
RoryBlack1
How to not die to a cop in one simple step! dont be a fuckwit. It's that easy!
strangerthingies
its legal where i live i wonder where the footage is from
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
“NYPD” might give it away, idk.
dudefromFinland
Not legal in Finland and this shit drives me crazy, really ...
maximinusthrax1
It does say NYPD on the side of the car...maybe that will aid your search?
Coyote8
I couldn't make it out personally. Thanks for the snark though, guess I'll go get my vision tested.
maximinusthrax1
godspeed!
TokenAsshole
It's pretty fucking clear on the trunk of the car.
Coyote8
Ok, whatever you say Mr 20/20.
onespark
New York
mobiusm1
NYPD are notorious dicks toward motorcyclists. They hate them, and go out of their way to harass them when they can.
Daphault1
Ironically (perhaps) I have yet to met a motorcycle cop who isn't an absolute dick of a human.
mobiusm1
moto chippies (CHP) out here are actually quite nice and reasonable.