256091 pts ยท February 17, 2016
This is a note about me.
Yep he sure is.
Right at 10 weeks.
Fingers crossed....he's only 10 weeks old so there's still hope.
That's nice and all...but why do you have a TV on your ottoman?
I admittedly just tried this...I'm not proud.
How's that old saying go? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him jump in like a fuckin' idiot!?
Coincidentally, this is not the first time Robert Downey Jr. has had a little coke in him...
I always knew Pluto had a wild side...
...but what makes 'em sticky?
Hands down the best role that Jeremy Piven ever played!
"Pushup competition, GO...oh wait...shit"
*Slowly grabs bug spray out of bag [sprays it on self in fear]
Classic Cusack film...
Thanks for the pick me up Eddie Money!
He saw an opportunity and he took it! Good for you kid!
My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.
"Please stand by. We're experiencing technical difficulties." Story of my life...
The look on that face is enough to make me never leave...
so you're telling me...
v
I prefer my tacos to be tacos, but to each his own...
*screenshot of baseball
Denzel Squashington looks kinda like a penis...just sayin'!!
This would be better if it dispensed cookies...neck cookies!
As a kid, there was nothing better than eating solid diabetes from Darkwing Duck's neck.
Your pleasure room looks like a diabetes room instead.
Get some nipples Aladdin, you untrustworthy SOB!
Yep he sure is.
Right at 10 weeks.
Fingers crossed....he's only 10 weeks old so there's still hope.
That's nice and all...but why do you have a TV on your ottoman?
I admittedly just tried this...I'm not proud.
How's that old saying go? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him jump in like a fuckin' idiot!?
Coincidentally, this is not the first time Robert Downey Jr. has had a little coke in him...
I always knew Pluto had a wild side...
...but what makes 'em sticky?
Hands down the best role that Jeremy Piven ever played!
"Pushup competition, GO...oh wait...shit"
*Slowly grabs bug spray out of bag [sprays it on self in fear]
Classic Cusack film...
Thanks for the pick me up Eddie Money!
He saw an opportunity and he took it! Good for you kid!
My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.
"Please stand by. We're experiencing technical difficulties." Story of my life...
The look on that face is enough to make me never leave...
so you're telling me...
I prefer my tacos to be tacos, but to each his own...
*screenshot of baseball
Denzel Squashington looks kinda like a penis...just sayin'!!
This would be better if it dispensed cookies...neck cookies!
As a kid, there was nothing better than eating solid diabetes from Darkwing Duck's neck.
Your pleasure room looks like a diabetes room instead.
Get some nipples Aladdin, you untrustworthy SOB!