Well...there you have it!
My puppy always has this "I'm plotting my revenge" face...
I didn't know I needed to know this....
A small, less than savory dump...
When you and your buddies get drunk and end up at a karaoke bar...
It's my 2nd Cake Day....have some shit I found funny at one time or another...
*hits snooze
Dave Grohl always seems to know exactly what to say in the moment...
When your buddy says he's seeing multiple women at the same time...
A little dump for your Sunday...
Just a bit of beer knowledge for Thirsty Thursday...
MRW I bust out of jail to rob .14 cents from a Santa Claus...
When I have a million dollar idea to heat up ice to make "HOT ICE"
Where do you think you're going Jim!? Get back here!!
You know what they say...2 heads are better than 1
Always nice when a story has a happy ending...
When I make a questionable joke in front of family and everyone just sits there...
What could be better than steak tacos on Taco Tuesday...
Just because it's Monday, doesn't mean it has to suck...
Woke up this morning with a craving for bacon...then realized, I don't have any bacon...
The "Liquid Shard" sculpture in LA is the most mesmerizing thing you've seen since...
So much more frightening when you see it in slow motion...
This. Is. Accurate.
When my wife yells from the bathroom "get in here and flush the toilet"
For those of you needing a pick me up this morning...
Apparently broccoli feels the same way about me that I feel about it...
When the boss says "dinner's on me, guys."
Player 3 has entered the game...
...because everyone deserves donuts in the morning!
How I feel when people say "Thursday is the new Friday"
Make sure you enjoy some tacos on Tuesdays...
DAMN NATURE...YOU SCARY!!!
Anyone remember the Minnesota Miracle Man?
Well, my life is now complete...
A little wings for Wingsday...
Laughed a bit harder than I should have...
Hoot do you think you are petti...oh yea that's the spot!
It has to stop...
When my wife says she made dinner and "it's a surprise."
This was not thought out very well...
TIL pigs are just like dogs...
Imgur told me today is my 1st Cakeday...so I'd like to share my favorite post with you.
Melting a steel bolt with 5000 Amps!!
When someone is trying to get some of your food because what you ordered is better than theirs...
I knew this day was missing something...
"Don't worry, dog will protect you from this water"
Why do I feel like this trashcan is about to do some shady shit and tell me it's for the good of America...
When my dog brings me his toy and wants me to throw it...
Thinking Pink Floyd might have been on to something here...
MSW I eat Count Chocula cereal...in February.
This photo of Justin Bieber getting crushed at the NHL All Star game is now my new favorite picture...
I never knew I needed a lap lizard until this very moment...