8037 pts ยท January 26, 2019
#25 ya know what would be funny? A home reno with my hand through a wall. Oh wait! I got it! My hand through the wall again, but holding a screwdriver, AND IT ALMOST GOES THROUGH YOUR FACE! Funny, yeah? Yeah? Honey...?
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#29 there's only 4 commas in that sentence. The 5th one is in a different sentence.
The second best use of giant googley eyes
With a lift kit, big tires, and hitch balls. And never uses the truck for anything other than coal smoking at a light, and picking up bud light at noon on a weekday
Looking good!
I stand with women. Full stop.
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I love Tuesdays
I'm just scrolling. It's not my fault it's full of doom.
Phrasing?
What if, now hear me out... what if we just bedazzled... her? All of her. Jimmy! Go get the bedazzler.
We have a second home where I need to remove the popcorn ceiling. I have a drywall sander, but it's heavy and hard to hold against the ceiling for very long. Any advice?
Who would've thought he'd get so fluffy.
#19 "so you can watch your dog die all over again?"
Well, my 12 cup drip coffee maker died this morning, so if you have a cup or two of coffee to spare, I'll take some
Yes
Our tortie is the one that will plop. "Pet me human!" And all of them will walk in front of me, looking back to see I'm there, and walk slow as hell. I need to get somewhere cat! Out of my way!
Ours are mobile speed bumps. They will run under your feet while you walk up the stairs, then run away like they didnt do anything.
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I got this book a while ago. I've yet to read it. Scalzi has been highly recommended by the Sigler Junkies.
They sold themed PS with logos and artwork on the console itself, which you'd never look at while playing the game. This one was colored by children with markers. There is no joke, just asshole kids
TBH I didn't know you were trans for like 6 months after i found you. I just saw someone doing some really good cosplay. You be you, the you who you feel you are. All humans should be allowed to live the lives they want to live, as who they want or need to be. "Never be cruel, never be cowardly, but never ever fail to be kind."
Umm, that's not how that works. That's now how any of that works.
Thank you kind sir/madam. I saved that image, for use later
#13 https://youtu.be/Jln3mi0vfJU?si=TY4IMRiyul_M1nky say their names
Make these vids go viral. Share everything
#25 ya know what would be funny? A home reno with my hand through a wall. Oh wait! I got it! My hand through the wall again, but holding a screwdriver, AND IT ALMOST GOES THROUGH YOUR FACE! Funny, yeah? Yeah? Honey...?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODdjY3J1bGtvd3BjcnJibDE2c3Fyem9kb3JvcXkzaWF6c2oyNm50ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/z7jN0AZXJsrRNCQZAS/200w.webp
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#29 there's only 4 commas in that sentence. The 5th one is in a different sentence.
The second best use of giant googley eyes
With a lift kit, big tires, and hitch balls. And never uses the truck for anything other than coal smoking at a light, and picking up bud light at noon on a weekday
Looking good!
I stand with women. Full stop.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzhpdTB0dDFlYmF0NGsyMWtoMGxieWhzeHR6aTM1bmNzcXV0djV5eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fdyZ3qI0GVZC0/200w.webp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXlwbXR5M2l5a3g1NzVhN2R0cmFzaWJqcnNsenRudWlyM2RwdWo5ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bmHekgG9oUP8eOt1BJ/200w.webp
I love Tuesdays
I'm just scrolling. It's not my fault it's full of doom.
Phrasing?
What if, now hear me out... what if we just bedazzled... her? All of her. Jimmy! Go get the bedazzler.
We have a second home where I need to remove the popcorn ceiling. I have a drywall sander, but it's heavy and hard to hold against the ceiling for very long. Any advice?
Who would've thought he'd get so fluffy.
#19 "so you can watch your dog die all over again?"
Well, my 12 cup drip coffee maker died this morning, so if you have a cup or two of coffee to spare, I'll take some
Yes
Our tortie is the one that will plop. "Pet me human!" And all of them will walk in front of me, looking back to see I'm there, and walk slow as hell. I need to get somewhere cat! Out of my way!
Ours are mobile speed bumps. They will run under your feet while you walk up the stairs, then run away like they didnt do anything.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ympram5mY3FxcHNpc3JzaGl3djYwbWo4cDRtbDh6ZmtrODgycGFtcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/AaQYP9zh24UFi/200w.webp
I got this book a while ago. I've yet to read it. Scalzi has been highly recommended by the Sigler Junkies.
They sold themed PS with logos and artwork on the console itself, which you'd never look at while playing the game. This one was colored by children with markers. There is no joke, just asshole kids
TBH I didn't know you were trans for like 6 months after i found you. I just saw someone doing some really good cosplay. You be you, the you who you feel you are. All humans should be allowed to live the lives they want to live, as who they want or need to be. "Never be cruel, never be cowardly, but never ever fail to be kind."
Umm, that's not how that works. That's now how any of that works.
Thank you kind sir/madam. I saved that image, for use later
#13 https://youtu.be/Jln3mi0vfJU?si=TY4IMRiyul_M1nky say their names
Make these vids go viral. Share everything