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Safi ✨ the Pomeranian
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
#3 I will forever be firmly planted into the "video game" house.
Hotsauceman
#3 don’t forget creatine
dooremouse
#3 number two, here 🙋
RElGNMAN
#1 Take your half starting from the middle.
applesforjuice
#2 uhh... dude have him get attacked by a bandit on a horse, and defeat the bandit. Now he has nice boots, a horse, a pack, and 8 silver. Done.
ThatQuietlySmirking
#12 Set Wrap Text to Tight, and it'll allow you to set your pictures wherever in the text you want, and it'll keep them with the chosen paragraph when your text moves.
beefsteak73
#2 This is why you need a bard, to seduce the stable owner. Or a horse.
Kiares
#3 bread and books, bread and books
Blackmetalhappiness
#17 "Nice shirt."
southflhitnrun
#20 But, wasn't AI created by white men. Which might explain why it is the way that it is. Hmm
WorstWurst
#3 mine's woodworking and weird obsession with world history...I don't know where the sorting hat is gonna send me.
ydwyrd
#2 If the rules you set up prevent the narrative from progressing, either write around them, or rewrite them.
Hashbrown123
So technically Pretty Fly for a White Guy is just a cover?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
#3 what about the secret 5th option, drinking and debauchery?
CanITroubleYouForAWarmGlassOfSHUTTHEHELLUP
#3 I feel like we're missing "smoking meats" and "obsession with history"
Kunosart
#43 @CodyBurkett
nik282000
#3 FPV Drones, 3D printing, Programming (the real kind not fucking slop code)
DutchBoeremeisie
#2 This is why I don't mind stealing in some RPGs (it depends a lot on the story and my quest). Sorry about your family's portraits and jewellery Susan, but I'm trying to finance saving the world.
dooremouse
*Susarra
Frobizzle
"I made up numbers for a fake economy and it didnt work as planned". Ok.
AtmaDarkwolf
which might actually be historically accurate too... lol... those who got ahead who were not blessed by birth to be swimmin' in cash, often must do the crimes to 'start' - And the dark lord in this example? I think That is just a historical example of a Musk-type persona :D
tantallous
#43 the parrot knows ACAB
AvsFreak
#10 https://imgur.com/XhbBoNB.mp4
Jezzz
#3 can i be in 2,3 and 4?
Subtilico
#4 Real 1 @ the Donau river: https://media.cntraveller.com/photos/611beda9042ccafe9a9ae2f9/master/w_2048%2Cc_limit/gettyimages-589697967.jpg
bbchaz23
#27 Healthy male shenanigans, love seeing guys just being themselves in a healthy way
HandsomePenguin
#2 And that is why the brave hero is sponsored by the lord of the realm. A lot of fantasy stories (and even games) start with the king giving you 100 gold. No go forth brave adventurer.
MacDinero
#41 why say many word when few do trick
nonickname23
#19 I will admit, I counted the syllables. It is a worthy haiku.
cdspace
#29 there's only 4 commas in that sentence. The 5th one is in a different sentence.
TheMostKink
Listen, here, you, little, shit.
trigonman3
borgeano
#29 really bothers me that there are 4 commas in the one sentence on the comeback
zombiejedediah
Yeah,,,,, especially since it would have been so easy to fix.
BallSoupHumidity
And two sentences, therefore proving the other's point. 😁
stevelepastis
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cDVmbHl3ZDlrOHdtN3R5Zzg0cDl2Yjh3M2R3eHM5MTljbmhpbjVnYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohhwfwxg4d1h82LxS/200w.webp
shiznitabam
It’s also grammatically correct to swap the period for a semicolon, therefore transforming it into one sentence using four commas and one super comma 😂
TinkerThinker42
*five
CrisprCAS
#2 Have him find a horse with a dead rider. Boom: free horse, sword, and rations.
cyno01
thatlamer
A fortuitous encounter? In this economy?
hiyo365
Just like Grandma always said.
randomwalrus
Desecration of the corpse of a noble is sacrilege, and heresy. The Church will be hearing about this.
Gruesslibaer
Sorry, in this fantasy world the horse has to go through probate.
CaptainScarfish
Let's peel back a layer of obfuscation here.
Reddit OP just wanted to publicly jerk off about the "fully simulated medieval economy". There's a million and one ways to have John Protagonist get what he needs to go on the adventure, especially as a writer with full control over the world.
A good piece of Dungeon Mastering advice apples here: Your world can be as interesting and sophisticated as you want it to be, but none of that matters if it's not a world the players can have fun in.
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
Alao, if you're basing it off real world economy, those involved in dangerous activities tend to get paid far more than enough to afford such things, or they are given the horse up front by those that are wanting them to carry out said dangerous tasks. If it's a dangerous world AND the populace are evil, just steal a horse from the evil people.
jethroismaxbaer5772
How about not starting him off with only 6 copper coins?
TheMostKink
I imagine that was the starting point of the story. The hero starts off on his story, as prophecised, with naught but 6 copper coins. Maybe there's a thematic importance to the number six.
Then, he moves on to creating the world around it, gets too into a realistic economy, and it all falls apart. Now he has to either scrap the economy, or go back and rewrite his hero's origin story.
Ultin8
I mean the prophecy probably doesn't get as specific as "the hero then went and bought a horse".
It's a horse.
They used to live wild.
Plenty of protagonists start out broke, the call to adventure usually gives them the tools they need despite that.
SquigBreath
Is... Is the dead guy the rations?
CrisprCAS
Depends on the setting
thekeyofe
ankokublackfang
The real treasure was the friends we made along the way. But now you have to check the market value and decide if they should be sold alive or in parts.
PostalHeathen
#2 Hmm... The hero could always finance a horse with 6 copper down and no interest for 90 days.
193X
Really though, this is why that particular kind of nerd should not be writing. Not because the end result can't be really good, but because there simply will never be a finished chapter 1.
thatlamer
End of the campaign, the BBEG is defeated, the realm is saved. The hero stands over the BBEG's corpse, having given all of his earnings to the various waifs and beggars, bought the orphanage and put it under management, not a penny to his name.
Stephan the loan shark kicks open the door to the dark throne room and demands his fucking money with interest.
PostalHeathen
Giving away all your money when you're in debt to a loan shark? Maybe not the smartest idea. 😂
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
I took an unsecured loan agreement to the knee
savanik
Plot twist, the loan shark is the true dark lord - the boss's second form, if you will.