cdizzletswizzle

5945 pts · September 28, 2012


College student studying Animal Sciences and Captive Wild Animal Management. Dreams of working with tigers and other big cats. Animal enthusiast. If I had a dollar, I'd adopt a dog. Maybe 3, but that's stretching my only dollar. Edit: I adopted a dog

817 American humor & satire in English

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Quality profile

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luke, I am your daddy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A page number lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OH E5 is a fucking page number, not a process. Got it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they mistakenly thought they meant ELI5. But, I would like an ELI5 of E5

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ball #3, you’re up

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Disgusting. +1

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well and some Christmas lights, but choose your battles

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Roof push down, wire stops pushy pushy

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Bless.

7 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

YEE HAW, PAWPAW!!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

STRAW BOB HAY PANTS

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

R E D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude you can drink vodka out of a vase. The world is your oyster.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He was the star of 90s sitcom Fresh Prince of Belair, and sang the theme song too; starts out “In West Philadelphia born and raised”

7 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

No, the nickname came after. They are thought to have derived from German Spitz in Pomerania. They’re also called tumbleweeds, which is fun

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bahaha, the sausage meat seat if she prefers that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he’s from Africa, then why is he white?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

12th

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$8.47 plz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is she was ready, there's some on her hand before the geyser

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*snort* "Dick Hawk"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The canoe needs to be sinking

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait you didn't have to have a birthday party to go to Chuck E Cheese?? Mom!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are good, this makes me happy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll get back at it, that was very inspirational

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I accept this form of dogg, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

German Shepards are the best

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1