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123 pts ยท December 23, 2014


In your England shirt?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Prince Harry has really let himself go.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Order some thing with a weird name then act like I'm holding out on you when I have no clue what it is.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the "secret menu" people who irritate me. That's a made up drink on some blog. Tell me how to make it, fine. But don't just 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I... I think I used to work with that guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full kit wanker.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, 85 lbs in 7 months is no joke. You look pretty jacked to boot. Nice work, OP.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If he's "almost 40," he isn't a boomer - he's Gen X or Gen Y. Boomers were born in the late 40's thru the 50s.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

More likely they're 15 years old and it hasn't accorded to them yet that teenagers generally don't have normal human bodies yet.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Really? I can't believe anybody doesn't know who Steve Austin is.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, super false.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who just got home from over a month in treatment for long-term, crippling depression, these are all very accurate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would anyone try to shoot a bald eagle?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a seriously nice shower.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Right away, General Beckham!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy on the right in #6 looks more like Eric Cantona than a sea captain.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correction: inherit billions more than you can. He's the ultimate example of born on 3rd base, but thinks he hit a triple.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The guy called him "a fraud and a coward." Buzz won the lawsuit.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Mexican soccer fans are TERRIBLE. This kind of stuff happens at all of their games.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I love that Gary Lineker is Dad 1.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why in the unholy hell would anyone ever do something like this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explain this HUMAN doll, Doctor Zaius!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#12, Lexington, KY!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now the "Chariots of Fire" song is stuck in my head.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Run Lola Run is great, but it's not remotely sci fi.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Europa League: Enjoy your group stage match on a terrible pitch against Bumfuckistan league runners up Dynamo Crapola!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God, that's two freight train punches on on unconscious man who couldn't fall fast enough. He was out after the first.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He has a French accent now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 22, and managing a music store at the time. I can remember every second of that day like it just happened.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank God we have these folks to save us from the Klingons. 3/3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0