carlwill

931 pts ยท January 21, 2012


I was going to post this but saw that you did first. +1 for the Fried Green Tomatoes reference.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elizabeth Warren is helping us do exactly that.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Depends on how you look at it...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After mine, the doctor said, "You have a beautiful colon." I responded, "I'll bet you say that to all the boys!" True story, bro.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

H.G. Wells foresaw this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The Peter Principle is alive and well.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"She touched my pepe, Steve."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is classic borderline personality disorder. They're masters of playing the victim as they victimize others through manipulation.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Life is short. Master something.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why we can't have nice things.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This cracks me up.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...or a realist.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It is traditional that the court jester is the only one allowed to lampoon the king without execution.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Photoshop.

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Prediction: Ukraine will do exactly what Sudan did. Mitosis due to two very different cultures/histories.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not particularly.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Red-Winged Blackbird males are VERY territorial. When I jog they dive-bomb my head.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Drinkin' all that liquor down in Costa Rica.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone needs some serious mental health therapy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like cancer, it is no longer an assumed death sentence. May you live a long and happy life.

12 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 11

Yeah, these were definitely pre-Mad Men.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

dy-made with references to cannabis and the purported number of Lucifer.

12 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

From whence dost thou self-loathing spring, my liege?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

One of our favorite movies. Eye candy and a great guess regarding the imagination of a little girl.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Every. Damn. Time.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep poopin' on those parties, Patty.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's because the Mediterranean Ocean basically "has" Greece.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

1956. I'm dating myself...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Final scene of The Red Balloon.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly. What I was trying to say, obviously not clearly. The change in nostril dominance causes the turning in our sleep. :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0