TheAmazingPseudoIntellectual
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You can just feel how pure her love is...gives me butterflies!
leatherbox
It sickens me that any woman would go so low to lie about rape just to incriminate a guy who doesn't want her. She needs serious help.
HeyThereHawkguy
IfIWant2HearFromYouIdShoveMyArmUpYoAssNWorkYourMouthLikeAPuppet
Just... Wow.
Toomuchinternet33
MFW reading the last half
rdrdtheta
Good on so many levels.
tunes
People that try to steal bg/gf's from others are one of the worst types of people.
ihaznoname
For real. I had a girl pull that shit with my boyfriend a year ago. She even met me and still kept trying, whole load of messed up.
TheAmazingPseudoIntellectual
I really feel like I shouldn't have to tell Imgurians about this new and exciting technology that allows for screen-shotting "within 2 min".
ThatOneCreepyGirl
They aren't to bright..... I've been in your situation, (not as intense) and yeah... I believe people are crazy like thgis
FlefasaurusRex
That escalated so quickly it broke the sound barrier
Habis
Still a better love story than Twilight.
requiredfield
Why keep talking to them? It was clear what they were like. Once you say bye don't drag yourself back in.
Wombatish
Why is he trying to meet "just friends" on a hookup app? He's probably a skeeve too.
dorkiusmaximus
People who lie about rape are scum of this earth.
zerdath
Except for actual rapists, of course.
dorkiusmaximus
Yes yes they are very much scum too.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Dorkius didn't say the ONLY scum of the earth. Just "scum of the earth."
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
One of my good friends had a girl accuse him of raping her. 6 months later he was dating her. He's not my friend anymore.
dorkiusmaximus
WTF.
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
His name is Dan.
ThaiMaiShu
If this is OP's conversation, in case she is being serious about the rape thing you should inform someone about this or something, that 1/2
ThaiMaiShu
way if she does try and say that you can deny it and have proof. 2/2
AegisAG
Wait, why is the suicide hotline blocked out?
jaymgur
probably to hide the area code / city this was in
nieszka
Just a guess but you could probably work out what area they're in from it and possibly identify her.
BangForTheBuck
You can't just give out someone's number online man. Get it together!
pluto2
Loved this
HD2composer
+1
IAlwaysDownVoteMe
ok but who makes a profile looking for friends?
KeatonTS
Many people, whose current friends aren't very good friends
ThatOneCreepyGirl
I did... I was lonely XD Just moved, don't want a relationship though
LittleRedHat
Maybe he meant Facebook Profile. "Looking for friends" is an option on there.
eredin
What. The fuck.
turtleboop
http://replygif.net/i/310.gif
Catfactory
I'm sceptical that this is real. I hope it isn't. I would find it surprising if it all took place in 2 minutes, and the battery life grew.
SilverJig
That being said, I also kind of think this is fake. It seems to be some kind of white knight fantasy, or the girl is fucking with him.
lysani
I knew a girl that acted EXACTLY like the one in those screenshots. She was certifiably crazy and tried manipulating me like that.
SilverJig
I think all the screen shots were taken within 2 minutes, and it looks like a charging symbol is next to the battery icon.
YoMTVRapz
Seriously. What in the actual Fuck.
MrBananaBeak
Fake bro.
Sinus23
Lets hope so bro.
scyllacat
Ok WAT. If I ever met a guy who said things like "I won't cuddle with you because I won't cheat on my girlfriend," I'd have him bronzed.
Tehadam
Well you can't take that sentence for face value alone. She definitely had other thoughts. Also would you cuddle with someone you just met?
bobbi21
Wait, so cuddling with other girls isn't considered cheating by some guys?
lewstherin69
plot twist, it was his GF trying to see if he would cheat
trinhbot
was expecting the same thing too, or GF's dad lol
almondsareimportant
jennifer love hewitt already did it: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0407269/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_13
lewstherin69
lol, i didnt even know about that movie
tobiasvl
+1 for hivemind
gzmdef360
I thought that too until the craziness started
smexis
I had to deal with someone like this once. He tried convincing me he was gonna kill himself if I didn't send him nudes. He drew lines 1/?
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
That guy may be the one person on earth creepier than this girl.
smexis
On his wrist in red marker trying to convince me be was slitting his wrists. This guy was once my best friend. I never sent him nudes 2/3
smexis
And I still see him at school every day. He's one creepy ass motherfucker.
raidleadergutts
Keep vigilant as he might try to rape you.
AhmedTheClockMaker
Holy cow. The crazy is strong with this one. However, might I point out, I'm crazy enough that him texting another girl would've bothered me
ablondeambition
Same here, if I found out my SO was on a dating site "looking for friends" we might have an issue and some things to discuss.
AhmedTheClockMaker
Would DEFINITELY have an issue! Haha!!!
frecklefacekid
I'm glad I'm not the only one... I was like "Man, if my bf was texting a girl he met on site, it would really bother me... Wait am I crazy?"
AhmedTheClockMaker
Oh no you're not alone. My man is my man, wanna talk to somebody? Talk to me! Talk to your dude friends. Don't talk to other girls.
frecklefacekid
Yeah, we can be friends with each other's friends. I wouldn't even feel comfortable hanging out with another guy alone.
AhmedTheClockMaker
I don't talk to or hang out with other guys. I think it's fair that I hold my husband to the same standard.
imnotgayijustreallylikerainbows
No. If you still have a profile on a dating site, set to "just friends" or not, that's not okay. Not if you're in a serious relationship imo
frecklefacekid
Yeah. I don't feel like guys should be searching for girl "friends" if they're in a serious relationship.
TheMightyElk
Crazy bitch awareness month.. Starting now
listen2mylies
Does it end this month or is it just a thing?
DIsiahTBillingsClyde
Ending...never
reallyreallyrelevant
Can we please do this? I feel like everyone has a crazy bitch story and we can just post them up for the month of May every year.
reallyreallyrelevant
I guess you guys can feel free to send me your stories. I will see if there is actual potential to this.
LP700GTRR34ZL1CLS63AMG
I have PLENTY of crazy bitch texts/screenshots that I'd love for people to see and laugh at.
TheMightyElk
oh god do i have some stories.. i am like a CB magnet!
BigAndChunkyDane
You can be the 'send me your crazy bitch story'-guy, and earn lot and lots of internet points.
iamireland
I'd upvote it.
DistractingGif
I'd upvote it so hard
GGR23
I spy with my little eye a psycho bitch
cable7193
Oh! Oh! Is it white text? I bet its the white text
Deviancy
She may be a psycho, but she's not doing it very well, practically tearing down her own story before she even goes to the police...
NotoriousDuchess
You respect the craft. I like that.
panicfreak317
You need to go to the nearest police station and report this so you have something on file if she does accuse you.
exacerangutan
This should really be more upvoted...
Morrigi
The only time anybody would thank God for campus security.
BloodAngel85
This is most likely fake, there's sites where you can make stuff like this...
RedAvatarJinchuriki
WTF OP this is crazy
fuckthinkingofagoodusername
But here's the suicide hotline number, so call it maybe.
CrazyCatLazyLady
Here's my number, call me maybe
Veit
Black and white thinking, trouble maintaining relationships, suicidal threats/gestures, disproportionate anger, boundary violations...
KajiLionelli
He should totally go out with her! /sarcasm
wamccarthy
From experience with someone who turned out to have BPD, so much yes. I hope this gal got the help she so definitely needed.
EmergencyPsychiatrist
Yeah if you are reading straight from a textbook. I actually studied psych and have BPD. This is not Borderline Personality Disorder.
Lts89
Psychologist here: totally BPD, veit nailed it
PiTimesEisPie
Oh, Really account that has one comment. I can totally trust what you have to say. I absolutely believe you're a psychologist.
whutserface
There are NOS diagnoses that don't fit with the classic symptoms of various disorders. That's the thing with psychology. Lots of grey area.
Veit
These are hallmarks of borderline personality disorder. Well, that and being fourteen years old.
Atharaenea
That sounds like my brother. He's in jail now.
sssstricky
Histrionic, not Borderline.
Veit
Both include attention seeking behaviors and boundary violations, but the suicidality & black/white thinking is more characteristic of BPD.
WhoDoesThat
I'm pretty sure this is just a crazy teenage girl, but what do I know?
Flucksy
As a 21 year old with most of these symptoms: uh oh.
Skinnyfistslifted
If its severe, see someone. Otherwise, you're just a typical college student.
Flucksy
I am. It's mostly just panic attacks and low self esteem. I've gotten super good at lying to myself and believing I'm a victim.IIt's...
Flucksy
Gotten a lot harder to lie to myself, so I've been hating snd wanting to hurt myself a lot less, so that's good.
ElegantKitty
I have BPD. It's terrible and I hate it. I try not to push my emotional baggage on others. :/
Veit
It can be really, really hard! It's worth everything in the world that you're doing what you can, though. I wish you health and happiness.
ElegantKitty
Thanks, and same to you. ^_^
myheadisonfire
She says campus, which makes me believe she's in college.
CryloRen
Had a friend with that. So fucking glad she's out of my life. She got mad at me for sticking up for someone and sent pictures of mutilated
CryloRen
animals and horrific shit. And it was someone she initially defended too.
Veit
Yeah, it can be really hard to deal with. Even their therapists get SUPER burned out, which is a really serious problem.
CryloRen
I don't blame them. Her bf attempted suicide and while he was in the hospital she slept with other guys. And his two best friends.
Veit
Yeah. Those behaviors make burnout very common. The problem was so serious it led to the creation of a new form of therapy to deal with it.
TeslasMustache
Yes! And they are common clients too. Not looking forward to that shitstorm once I start supervision.
Veit
I've found that the best way to deal with it once you've made/confirmed the diagnosis is to refer to a devoted DBT clinic.
HumanFlag
She needs A LOT of help
Raelag
no amount of help will fix that......
FlightoftheBumbleBear
Sssssh! only therapy now.
petchlonk
Sssssh! only the rapy now.
gummydemilo
This response is so much better than 'lol crazy bitch'
ecloco
+1 for username!
FromDenmarkWithHate
And the "help" is being kicked repeatedly in the face...
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FromDenmarkWithHate
That's the point... She won't survive!
kaleisntthatgood
I first read that as "A LOT of sleep" and I was like "hmm, yes."
OfCourseLuke
*attention
flapperfemmefatale
It's called, I believe, histrionic personality disorder.
Flucksy
Or borderline personality disorder.
BigAndChunkyDane
That's what she wants, not what she needs.
Daisydaresyou
Yeah I'm really worried about anyone who can't see this is obviously a girl with deep psychological problems who needs help, not a joke ffs.
Flucksy
Sounds like Borderline Personality disorder. I'm not a psychologist, so I dunno.
Laimbrane
That's not really Borderline. That's just good-old-fashioned crazy.
damspam
It is very obvious, but this is a kind of mental disrepair that will fuck you over. All things considered, the other person handled it well.
AlyssaRosePistachio
Have you talked with teenagers? This is fairly typical of the teenage girl mindset. I'm not saying that this girl shouldn't get help but-
AlyssaRosePistachio
-most adults find the hormonal outbursts of teenagers funny.
Daisydaresyou
Yes I have talked with teenagers, even as a teenager if I knew a teenager like this I would think she needed psychological help.
AlyssaRosePistachio
I already said that I agree she needs help. I've just known many teenagers that threaten people with suicide on a weekly basis.
Forester45
That, my friend, is a whole lot of crazy.
RomeoSniper
Rule no. 3: Never stick your dick in crazy.
CoJaBo
Wow. I once got a wrong-number txt from crazy —
— but not THAT crazy o_O
MrDarkdog
A+ for not sticking your dick in it
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
A veritable shit-ton.
NSFWThatShit
I think he dodged a bullet... and 26 stabs in the chest.
IHaveAFetishForReallyLongUsernamesSoIMadeThisOneToTurnMeOn
Caaaaaarl
montegarde
I'm still not sure he dodged it, by the way that ended!
werbenjagermenjensen
A sane 6 is better than a crazy 9.
daydreamdrone
These are truly words to live by.
poooogles
And a crazy 10 who doesn't know any of your friends or where you live is better than them all...
DarkDraega07
Never stick your dick in crazy.
InsanityBuildsCharacter
and as dear ol' daddy said: never stick your dick in crazy.
freeballs
He didn't even get his dick NEAR to crazy and it still fucked him over.
baronvonawesome
Seriously. Never stick it in there. For super serious. MEN! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES!
HankHillPropaneAndPropaneAccessories
We should have a trend of crazy stories
Morrigi
Yeah, this needs to be a thing.
FlightoftheBumbleBear
But.... What if i never stick the dick to the crazy and the crazy is still after me? What then?
SpoonOfDoom
Then run. Run hard, run now, run silent, run deep. Run like Mexican water through a first time tourist, but the key word here is: RUN!
FlightoftheBumbleBear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0
Corey69mach1
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Quebeker
2 minutes top
iBATMAN
In less than 2 minutes.
Morrigi
No timestamps for the texts, but getting the screenshots in that time would be easy
theycallmedrtwo
Brought a whole new light on crazy to me...
TommyCreo
I mean that really got out of hand fast.
mtndew17
Yea, she threatened to kill a guy!
TommyCreo
You might be a year late, but you have my upvote. :)
mtndew17
Hey, better late than never!
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
If OP is the one that actually got these messages...KEEP THEM. She is a shit-ton of crazy. If anything happened, you need proof that you 1/
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MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
They could take it as something he made up or took from someone else if it isn't in his phone as a message.
snowmageddonsurvivor
Exactly what I was gonna say, if she really starts making false police reports, these will protect you.... don't get rid of these.
bukkaeruinedmycarpet
especially with the rape one 0.o not something to joke about.
StarshipCat
The guy who got these posted them in CreepyPMs a few weeks ago, he said she doesnt live on campus but he is keeping records of everything!
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
Thanks for the update!
accipiter
Yes. Especially with the rape-accusation threat :( I'm sorry this psycho is stalking you like this. I'd call the cops preemptively and (1/2)
accipiter
show them the texts. This way you have it on file that she's been harassing you if she tries anything. (2/2)
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accipiter
Are you serious? No. Show the text to protect yourself against a false report.
ThebabyAteMyDingo
off course I'm serious..
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
True. There has to be a pattern of harassment for anything to be done short of her physically attacking her.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
her attacking him**
LeftSyde
FYI kids: iMessages don't leave a record the same way texts do. If you delete them they're lost.
nologinneeded
Actually text messages don't really leave a record, either. Most cell carriers will only archive them for 5 days or so without a subpoena.
nologinneeded
After that, subpoena or no, there is no usually recovering an archived text. History that a text was sent is saved, but the content is not.
trasneoir
All EU carriers are required to keep them for at least 6 months. For better or worse.
nologinneeded
That's probably a good thing. The US based cell carrier I work for archives for 5 days. After that, no record of the content.
thisisthebesticouldowithouthaspacebar
It makes sense why they would delete them so soon, as many texts as their are per second. Data storage would be insane.
varsil
As a lawyer, OH GOD YES. So many people: "She sent me these crazy texts, and I deleted them." Compare with a trial I ran where the guy (1)
SqualorOtter
you should post some of the craziest/funniest trials you've had. Assuming of course that all personal details could remain hidden.
varsil
Hard to keep the personal details secret, though. Online detective work can discover a lot from a few details.
SqualorOtter
Very true, better to keep your career and clients confidentiality than get internet points.
varsil
Yep. I try to keep it waaaay general.
varsil
saved every voice mail his crazy stalker ever left him. Easiest/most fun trial ever. (2)
scubaguybill
I sat on the jury of a stalking trial where the prosecution pulled the defendant's Facebook messages to the plaintiff. Slam dunk case (1/2)
scubaguybill
(2/2) for the prosecution. P.S. I liked your Gun Questions series, and I'd love if you continued it.
Feralkyn
I'd love details on that last... a link or something to the trial name? Sounds hilarious.
varsil
Can't really give you details, as I was the lawyer there. The decision's unreported as well (as are most decisions here in Canada).
WhimsicalCalamari
unreported, but considering you said "easiest trial ever"
Feralkyn
Ahh, well... TO IMAGINATIONLAND.
getinthevanihazcandy
Now he could probably rape her and get away with it. Jesus what the fuck is wrong with me..
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
It is weird how you got downvoted but everyone that agreed with you got upvotes...
wineboxer
I kinda thought that too
jimjackboredom
I'd go so far as taking these to the police now and consider a restraining order
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
Yea, the only problem with that is there has to be a pattern of harassment. I think a minimum of 3 times. So he would need to take it 1/2
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
this time but wouldn't be able to get a restraining order unless she contacted him 2 more times. If he feels threatened or is worried 2/
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
he should def. take it now. (whoops lied about how many I was writing!) 3/3
jimjackboredom
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9a/9a30e0cfa17b7ac3e4c42f2e6b40b880ce1a692641af9d176b2f593e05f19d18.jpg
jimjackboredom
but good info lol
jimjackboredom
Damn. It's always about balance, but this shit could go pretty far and public before police read the texts and cleared him.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
I'd be worried about the police thinking it was something he took offline against her and not taking him seriously. Plus, I 1/2
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
2/2 guess the pattern is so someone who gets in a pissy mood can't go running to the cops just to get back at someone for no real reason.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
had nothing to do with it. It may be empty threats, but if she tries to accuse you of something, this text will make it obvious that 2/
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
she is manipulative and has made threats. She won't be taken seriously if she tried something against you. 3/3
Kestrel21
Wait wait wait... accusation of rape won't stick? DO IT FOR REAL, NOBODY WILL BELIEVE HER http://internetmemes.biz/img/insanity-wolf.jpg
GepanzerterPenner
To all the girls reading this: Dont let crazy let stick his dick in you...
Kestrel21
(this has to be the darkest joke I have ever made...)
erispants
I couldn't bring myself to actually upvote the joke, so I'll just upvote you here. Good job.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
I approve
SnowTheWarrior
I love you.
CommonWhiteGirl
I'm a fan
CzcrqFJy5Q
Well it's on the internet, so more people than just him have kept it.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
She could claim he took it from the internet and claimed it as his own. Especially since there isn't a lot of identifying info.
JonasWalker
Courts will probably still lean towards her side due to social bias since it'd be a rape accusation vs a man.
TheMightyBearodactyle
What?
rooble
Glorious name :D
TheMightyBearodactyle
Thank you!
TheDirectionsWerentClearEnough
Sorry to tell you this jonas but that's not how things work these days.
ghostsdesu
After she explicitly stated she'd make it up? Give me a break.
IdonthinkIwilleverrememberthisusername
Jonas is the crazy one here
accipiter
Not if she sent a clear text saying "I will accuse you of raping me." That's clear evidence of intent to file a false report.
TheSecondPiewackit
He could turn her in for that alone. Probably should just to establish a time line in case she tries that with someone else.
theinternetisascaryplace
Honestly, I would. He should 100% go to the cops. She's threatening her life, his life, and is not a stable individual.
Knifemare
What if he then, raped her. And used this as evidence?
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
He would be a terrible person and she would have a much harder time proving it.
accipiter
Then the police treat it like any other crime - use the evidence that is included with a real rape (rape kit, etc).
myheadisonfire
No way. She clearly states she will accuse him of raping her after stalking him. Plus, there's a rape kit you have to undergo.
IAmMoonMoonhearmederp
My bff growing up was accused of rape. No rape kit, went all the way to prosecution with no evidence, sentenced to 25 years probation.
myheadisonfire
And did he sue because that's the best way to be automatically entitled to a shit ton of money.
nickg131
3. She "legitimately thought" I raped her. And she wasn't charged with rape because legally speaking, it still wasn't "possible" for a woman
nickg131
4. To rape a man. There was no legal way for it to happen, as the definition of rape was "A man sexually assaulting a woman" =\
nickg131
As a man, I was raped by a woman when I was 17, she then accused me of the rape. Only thing that saved me was that I had a tox screen done
nickg131
2. The day after I woke up naked an no memory. She had roofied me. But she wasn't charged w/ false report because she convinced them that
alabamawookiee
So he didn't even stick his dick in crazy and it still came after him......The game is changing.... (0.0)
ahcnp2
Game's the same. Just got more fierce.
Shinotsa
I thought crazy was supposed to come before you, since it can do it multiple times and you get worn out if you go first
TrogHunt
Crazy...finds a way.
TheStormThief
The game has changed, son of Flynn.
MmMerrifield
It's more the thought that counts, when it comes to crazy...
Rhombusandparadigm
It happened to me... And I gave in. I don't have that strong a will... But she wasn't that crazy...
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
Skynet is active O.o
LeeDark
And this is why I'm still single.
captaincabbage
BUT THE PLAYERS ARE THE SAME!
SirPercy
This is scarily true.
OuterNet
This isn't real. Fucking people text themselves this shit and delete the duplicated text.
KidGokuOmega
Their crazy bitch game is to stronk and to powahful.
axelasdf
If he had, then she'd be able to get a rape kit done, and a whole new level of problems emerges.
zebragrrl
Don't text crazy.
jmoneyawyeah
naw, games the same, just got more fierce.
DickInAToaster
Just think about the crazy that would have spewed forth if he DID fuck her!
HingOfTheKill
BUT THE PLAYERS ARE THE SAME!!!
Raelag
The game didn't change. You just didn't know of this part of the game. :D
TheHillThatRides
The game is indeed changing and the struggle is so much more real now
Smythes28
They're learning D:
ProfessorMosby
Hit next...came back to upvote "The game is changing"
Dreero
Interesting poem.... Crazy and changing sound similar if you just say it not think twice about it.
Gokotai
people don't think the game be like it is, but it do...
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
Damn Gatorade.
ConspicuousSpellingError
We must evolve
Raelag
like the ZERG!
ShokkValue
And this is why I have trouble trusting anyone I meet on the street. Aside from the other plethora of shit, this comes out on top. >_>
sixfoothobbit
We need to re-write the rules. Do not stick your dick in crazy, unless suspected crazy is crazy for your dick
sameen
might want to think that one through..
MrOriginal
*sobbing in a corner* GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!
Jusmar
The fuck are we gonna do now? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
queryable
Dick-finding guided pussy.
Ikseez
It's classified as a cursed weapon and needs a will+fort save to get rid of.
theamazingt
A scary adaptation - we will need new weapons...
IAMBATDAD
It's become self aware.
cjmithrandir
OH SHIT
77Lemons
Don't befriend crazy?
Almainyny
You can't even say hello to them now without needing a restraining order prepared in advance.
PastaIsLife
How could he have known? We're all doomed
knockoutn336
He could have just stopped responding after she called his gf fat. That probably would have ended it faster
anonwhymouse
Considering she continued to text him after he stopped talking to her the first time, I doubt it.
axelasdf
Sometimes you have the spare time to try to improve someone else's life.
deathamphetimine
That was during the commercial break of whatever he was watching
icantthinkofoneofthelongusernames
They're learning. It's time my brothers and sisters. The war we've been waiting for.
MrRectangle
...the war where sex starved crazy girls crave my penis? .....i feel like ive had this dream before.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Bring it on.
GreyPocket
+1 for Vera!
KingoftheIntroverts
Don't look at crazy, don't talk to crazy, don't [any verb at all] to crazy. God damn...
Draugo
The problem is that you don't know they're crazy until you've looked at them and talked with them
Raelag
^ as a man who knows, that's the fucking truth. They are well hidden.
KingoftheIntroverts
Best solution? Swear fealty to me and I will lead you in the ways of the introvert, and you will never have these problems.
kugnae
As someone who has been STALKED by crazy... I want to give you enough upvotes to spread your words to the top of a mountain.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
I will never let you go
Nbx13
They're becoming self aware
UsuallyFromMyPhone
But she must be so hot! She's probably probably way past the normal range on the hot to crazy scale.
BenderBendingRama
It's broken the 4th wall, the forth wall! But, I can relate to the dude... Suxs.
kelpsie
I'm not convinced.
ThunderAtHawaii
Sky(lar)net
ItExistsInTheMoment
...what? Please don't tell me my name is becoming synonymous with insanity. :(
IamANewt
at least youre not Dan. imgur still loves you, just not this thread lol
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I live with crazy... CAN SOMEONE HELP?!
wassamattayu
[scene from Brave Little Toaster with clown and water nightmare] "...run."
BigisDickis
a big ass bag, some big ass rocks and something to knock crazy out with. Do the math.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
She lost her job too... by not going to work for 3 days.
BigisDickis
get out while you can. Take it from me,