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573 pts ยท October 29, 2018


Please do not give the robots any idea.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The announcement along with having just completed a physical enough activity to get the hormones going.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Tex Avery invent Brussels sprout harvesting?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tators gonna tate.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like "Mom!"?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Allow me to introduce you to the game Shit Roulette. That's where you take a laxative while across town and try to get home before it's too late.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those 40" monitors are so life like.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Trust me. Do what you can to get out of those loops of going over events that caused your PTSD. Reliving a memory reinforces it. Breaking that loop as often as you can does help reduce how often you have them.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If not snack, why snack sized?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meth magic

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just had a stroke reading that.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I absolutely love those big sweet lugs, but they are dumber than a box of hammers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a person who rickrolled my wife at our wedding and yet I missed this opportunity.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That best friend will be at Thanksgiving dinner for the next 15 years.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#12 it's allways fun and games until the Winchesters show up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess that makes water and hydrogen peroxide practically the same thing then. Drink up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I questioned that too. Perhaps it's not a picture to contrast to the US's measurements. It just shows things that have metric units.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolute legend

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have Americans that wouldn't fit through that.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A religion lying to you? I'm shocked.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He later said he was terrified of those snakes. I suppose the scream was legit. RIP dude.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, Mr Bond. I expect you to fly.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When your print needs a lot of supports.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Judging by the shadowy figure, he didn't make it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope they had to listen to that Celine Dion song on repeat all the way till the end.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The 1985 iPhone had a really good camera.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A look of horror is a fair reaction to white people arriving.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

This picture hurts my back.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0