captaintaco08

652 pts · January 2, 2016


It’s Sting!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, look at him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll text your mother something dirty if you want. I'll text her so hard.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The US is unfit for human consumption.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I hate to be that guy, but she probably bought at least some of the materials needed at a store.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I would. Just not raw.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I know a goddamn batmobile when I see one.

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Is that the one where they were high school kids that somehow turned into knights or am I thinking is something completely different?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a weird combination. Mornings were Bobby's World and eek the cat. Afternoons were gargoyles and Batman.

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Canada, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I have the GOTY edition on the original Xbox. I might have to plug it in this weekend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goddammit, I was just about to get excited.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have more unproductive things to do, thank you very much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stale king sounds like a really shitty restaurant

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably, but I hadn't seen this yet so that doesn't count.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm sure someone found the stuff that person wrote funny. Is this the part where we start arguing about something dumb now?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

How dare someone write a funny caption on a picture they posted online

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Your mom will be interesting tomorrow

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 5

Especially white babies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Why not both?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

me too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Which one of those do I use to fight Ares?

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I've been living in Arizona my whole life. Why am I just now finding out that we have a dessert sun?

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

but the lions didn't place the asphalt there...

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Chris Hansen would like a word with you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're too upright

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's still stupid, it just happens to work

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0