spidercat69
91483
2003
44
Jun 30, 2017 6:31 PM
spidercat69
91483
2003
44
ReverendShitlord
The start of a porno.
HowDidIEndUpHereAgain
Yes
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Lydia, your mom seems like an awesome lady.
jawnbentz
yes
usersubbordercontrol
Where is the tf2 yes gif?
eggimage
Shoulda typed in chinese + russian
SoniaGmez
Your name is Lydia?
LoTRFanatic42
Yes, and she is sworn to carry your burdens.
Mcpeepeepants
Who calls their mom by their first name?
ThePuffNomadic
The mom is calling her Lynda, not the other way around
cyno01
When in doubt go with the classic 7 words you cant say on TV. Especially for testing the mic at childrens birthdays.
PunIntentionalAntagonist
Are we not going to talk about the comic sans theme like it's no big deal?
Illthinkaboutitlater
How can a person live with that?
highhopes
If I could say fucking shit balls motherfucker to my mom I'd be sooo happy
RULESOFNATURE
"As you wish my thane"
imayormaynotbegroot
It's a trap and now you're grounded
moonbears
we're name twins! ^5!
VioletBow
Oooh can we be name triplets :D
KeyClavis
This sounds like my mom. She's the one who used visual aids and an illustrated Kama Sutra when she gave me "the talk". I was 11.
Purtypreencess7
Me: "Technology is great! my car reads my text messages to me!" Car: "New Message -I think we should start seeing other people" Me: "Golly!"
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/JWcXLHB
surreality1
Is that the start to one of the country songs with the self driving trucks leaving?
Purtypreencess7
when its the year 2475 and country music still somehow exists
Purtypreencess7
"Happy Days!"
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Sunday, Monday, happy days!
SpicyPandaGamer
The 'Yes' is my favorite part.
spidercat69
Same lawl
orbit919
whenever I'm in the car with my friend and his gf is mad I text this stuff to him so the car reads it
godamnit
Show me some receipts. I need screenshots.
Groose
Id of texted "i bet i make you moist"
PhiIIipJFry
The other day my mum asked me to help her buy her boyfriends "heart medication" online. I had to pretend I didn't know what cialis was.
Ricksagainstreposts
ShootYourGooMyDude
That's quite the relationship you have with her.
GlobularCloyster
Who the shit calls their mom by their first name?
spidercat69
My mom is in purple lol
Insensitive
I don't think I'd be very comfortable with my mother telling me to text her "something dirty."
DrowningLessons
Colloquially in some regions "dirty" can just mean "swearing."
captaintaco08
I'll text your mother something dirty if you want. I'll text her so hard.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
some families are very weirdly strangely open around each other. my ex's family would do stuff like curse and talk about sex and stuff. wtf?
chrisharddick
My ex's little sister (9) was singing kanyes bleached asshole line at the dinner table and her parents didn't care
aleister94
When I showed my dad that taking cartoon cat app he spend like ten minutes making It curse and giggling to himself
BoyAndHisMoose
We men, we grow old but we dont grow up :)