captainbad

1352 pts · May 31, 2012


Something about yourself.

That's funny. He doesn't look Druish.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

No sir, I don't like it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In OH it’s just a quick visual acuity and peripheral vision test. Has little to do with reaction time or anything driving related.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the questions are more interesting than the answers. Annnnnd sometimes there’s a donkey wheel because...reasons.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought this joke would have been funnier if he had said "dozens" or "tens" instead of "millions."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say it don't spray it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally thought dude at the end pushed her in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duck Dodgers of the 24th and a half century!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! At least someone gets it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?!?" -- George Carlin

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

And my axe!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Until he got out of hand and they had to sentence him to 36 years in cryo-stasis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamhuman

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nor as good as Schick Quattro. Same goes for Harry's. Prices are good, but the blades are very irritating.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Check out Police Squad if you can find it. It's what The Naked Gun is based on. Haven't seen The Naked Gun? Lord have mercy on your soul.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Former loader here. Can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if every QB did this after every TD...the Browns would be out $100.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

What is laser hair, and why do people want it removed?

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was like the Neville Longbottom of dogs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I remember wasting away the hours playing America's Army back in the day. Urban Assault FTW!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's child abuse.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way to kid around

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But have you heard about Updog?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0