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Ferne
What do you mean with the head bobbing, your mom does that every night
captainbad
What is laser hair, and why do people want it removed?
NastyHabit
This is gold. Especially the bmw one.
tomyironmane
The computer autism one still has me laughing.
paeches
Gold star, and most points. Checks out.
trapazoid
How come when I tilt my head back and pretend to shake salt onto my tongue I can taste it?
Chronk
TIL Stuart Francis and Steven Wright have a subreddit.
burymewithmyalmonds
Sum are cute, son are suicidal
Omamba
Thank you for this. I needed another subreddit to browse.
altaccountforder
Same
panzermoosen
@WhyThingsAreSeen
Whythingsareseen
These are brilliant
holycrapitsmyles
Why is it only bald people get cancer?
MightyFriend
Ha...
ninjagaidensigma
dudeWithAPhone
"I'm afraid you've contracted Salmon. Here, smoke these marlboros"
3stag
The BMW one is pure genius
KillerCaitie
The antivirus one is gold. I have a form of Autism, & people think you can't make any jokes about it. You can, I'm just slow to get them!
lingftw
How can gravity be so strong if it doesn't even lift?
ISmellManFlesh
Yes
mmmArdbeg
It has serious pull game.
Touketsu
Gravity is actually the weakest of the forces. :P
lingftw
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/1v542m/how_can_gravity_be_so_strong_if_it_doesnt_even/
BoldAndBrash
I don't know why but my favorite one of all time was just "Is 4 a lot?" My roommate were crippled with laughter for three straight minutes.
jesusisherelookbusy
MFW head bobbing
xbxoxy
ooooh yeeeeah!
0PrincessElsa0
I actually fell for it for a second
CthulhuCups
Oh...oh! Thank you, I didn't get that one because I was doing it the wrong direction, back and forth from shoulder to shoulder.
VeggieWombat
You're doing it sideway, not back and forth you cryptonite-exposed moron.
AlkeneThiol
I'm having major deja vu
Level8Gazebo
I hope you get better
LiterallyYourMom
What is love? Baby don't hurt me...
jesusisherelookbusy
Don't hurt me, no more.
ChangedMyName
Fun fact: Brushing your tongue is a great for charades
DSOwen
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
mmmArdbeg
There is no spoon.
AnimalGifsBro
What? I can Bob my head back and forth while keeping my mouth opeOHHHHHHHHhhh....Shouldn't have done that at work.
Collaborativelmgur
Anybody else try to upvote these individually?
JamesVodka
Am I the only who just licked their window?
HoodieSticks
Why would you lick your window when there's a perfectly good screen right in front of you?
JamesVodka
Why...why didn't I think of this?! O.o
OneReasons
Tried to upvote using the buttons on the picture more that I'm proud of
zakisbak
If our bodies are made of 68% water, how are we not drowning in ourselves?
TheHardestArtery
Salmon joke funny af
HitlersArtCritic
How come when I look down a mirror tunnel I always see some dickheads blocking my view to see the end?
DeepFriedGrapes
If Pluto isn't considered a planet, then why is it called a dwarf planet?
TLC127
I tried to up vote the light/sound speed one....
tatay88
this is brilliant. these are like genius dad jokes.
Outec
Girlfriend only calculating velocity if she also seeks direction.
TommyRex
Am I the only one that didn't try the head bobbing one ;)
shakinbones
I tried it once in college. Oh wait, I dropped out if high school.
raidleadergutts
At first I was about to do it but then I realized that that's what OP wanted me to do so I didn't because I'm a piece of shit like that.
MakeItBackAlright
Went sideways
DuckyofDeath123
I've fallen for so many of these in my teens I've become immune to them. Mostly.
Jubilieus
I was going to, and then I stopped myself
Elphames
Yes
SoftSmoothLips
I tried it.
LordSupergreat
Username checks out.
ashmenon
I did it knowingly. It was just too fun not to.
Abso
I was going to, but I thought, "wait, I'm not going to let this reddit title make me do something." and I sat and thought about it.
SWEkitsune
I am sitting on the bus, so I dared not to do it. I will do it when I get home.
ABaldWooookie
I fell for it. Im ashamed.
DJUK
Me three
NSPike
I'm still fighting the urge to do it
NSPike
Ah... just realised why I shouldn't do it *hangs head* I no longer have an urge to try
edanius
I opened my mouth before I said "wait a minute" out loud. Does it count?
NSPike
no not at all, you're safe ;-)
Rezol
Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Quick answers, please
MisterDiffer
Duh, it even applies to condoms, but that's a different scenario
McBook
I don't know
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
Maybe.
tdTomato
Stew yes, soup no
ImaboutoChitonyaface
Yes
onefaller
of course it does!
Rezol
Ah thanks I would get a straw but I guess I'll need a fucking metal scraper to get it up now
onefaller
yeah, lag is a problem. :~)
WisdomPlaytime
No.
TooLazyToDoThat
As long as you're using chopsticks
McBook
Can you repeat the question?
cheezestixs
Sick reference bro.
Glidingboulder
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW!
TheBOULDER
Affirmative--zamboni that shit, STAT!!
Rezol
It's intersting how your comments don't get hundreds of points when they don't begin with you talking about yourself in third person
bushdid711
What kind of soup?
ImgurIsAFickleBitch
Cereal
Rezol
The wet kind
bushdid711
That might make things more complicated
SIrEvilMustache
The 5 second rule doesn't apply to anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYXdsOEWBj0
RogenaValorina
/whoosh
SIrEvilMustache
You are the second person to point it out, and I already explained myself to the first one. A little bit slow, are we?
throwaway151639
It's a joke. It is one of the all time top posts from "shittyaskscience"
SIrEvilMustache
I guessed as much, but I still hope that some people learn something from that video.
throwaway151639
It is actually pretty surprising how many people don't know the secrets behind the 5 second rule... Biggest conspiracy N/A
LaBix
5 second rule doesn't melt steel beams.
BiIICosby
This has Jaden all over it.
Patilistan
you mean like jizz?
Woodoblin
Nah man, these are planned stupid.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Meanwhile Jaden is just straight stupid
SenorSeniorSr
Hey, we don't know. He could be bi stupid.
KnightSkye
Came fir comments. Was not disappointed
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Twice the stupid!