candar

23403 pts ยท May 6, 2012


#8 this is just the Orville now

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unfortunately god has a poor sense of cause and effect, much like a pigeons, and so chose to curse the spot rather than the dude

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the mere occurrence, let alone content of, councils like Rome and Nicaea are enough to question legitimacy

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#7 blood is, as far as i know, typically classified as a meat food from a regulatory perspective

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pov you walked into the pit at a hedge fund

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#15 Old Man River

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#11 these are two entirely separate foods and both have their uses on a thanksgiving plate

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good god its real

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my sister in law had one of those wire head scratcher things that look kind of like a squid, and i had never seen one before and asked what it was. without asking she goes "works like this!" and lowers it onto my head. I moaned. It was very awkward

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its like that old soviet joke. A man walking down the street mutters "again with this fucking idiot" and is immediately stopped by the police. "It is illegal to disparage the President", they say, but the man objects "i didnt mention the President", to which the police laugh "you cant fool us, we all know who the fucking idiot is"

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eat shit joja mart

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#36 if you're Jamaican you can eat peas in your peacoat and actually be eating beans!

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oof man this one aged terribly

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I couldn't stop thinking about these assignments, it gets harder after this

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#7 this and snapping the clip off every single one of my mechanical pencils

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looks like way too much to me, but maybe its a variant style or something, since it comes out looking pretty good. Most recipes ive watched add a lot of oil to coat at first but pour almost all of it out just before adding the egg

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cool shot

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yeah and pooh sam also fits

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#17 when I was a kid my brothers (4 of em) and i coordinated an attack on the weak ticket machines at an arcade. our goal: a gallon bucket of bouncy balls to dump off the second floor of our house into the living room. what we did not anticipate was the speed and willingness of a golden retriever to consume said balls. after the surgery they had removed over fourty! she was fine and lived a long life, and we were all severely punished. good times.

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#8 rabbit as gandalf makes perfect sense but Tigger as frodo is WILD

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oh ho ho, i think he VASTLY underestimates american abilities to forget lessons

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oh yes. Absolute classic. I watched this video A LOT as a teenager in 2003.

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sometimes when I'm really hungry ill just scarf a plain one first, and much like a frosty glass of water when you're super thirsty, the greasy, salty pop of the nude glizzy is simply divine

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#7 what is my crime? enjoying a succulent 36 chambers?

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I've loved afroman since "the good times" and what happened to him was completely fucked, and with every passing day he doesnt let this go, i love him further still

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#6 he makes a new one, i think theres even a short scene about it in the extended edition. I can't remember, oh no, guess i better watch em all again to be sure

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#9 see now THAT'S how you meme sinners

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the artist(s) who created that must have been thrilled when it worked, thats some validation right there

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