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@HileyNoteson Yoooooooooooooooooooooo
I call it The Roommate Files™
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Gorbladikus
#36 also originally made as a chaser for whiskey! One of Moonshine whiskeys "code words" was Mountain Dew during prohibition.
allhailthegreatmoose
#12 is quantum compurrting
MoonRiverFrost
#28 Had a friend who jumped my shit over since stuff that was years old, sparked by a problem she had with me over things with my family. I tried working with her and talking it out for *weeks*. Had to copy our Facebook messages because I had to show my therapist, wondering if I was fucking insane or in the wrong. I'm a little sad, Borderline, but not insane or wrong. I'm glad I did copy them cause friend went back and deleted most messages. Hence "had" a friend. It still hurts, yo.
CyanideBreathMint
My reaction seeing BSV posting here again;)
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Vydrach
Christ, that roommate story is insane. Glad it's behind y'all now.
SirSage
#8
candar
#17 when I was a kid my brothers (4 of em) and i coordinated an attack on the weak ticket machines at an arcade. our goal: a gallon bucket of bouncy balls to dump off the second floor of our house into the living room. what we did not anticipate was the speed and willingness of a golden retriever to consume said balls. after the surgery they had removed over fourty! she was fine and lived a long life, and we were all severely punished. good times.
asm80dfa8sdfj
#18 I'm a 30 something who started using the internet regularly in about 2004-5, for me the 🙃is primarily silly or confusion. I dunno why I didn't get the memo, I'm pretty tuned into most of it. I guess some things will always slip through the gap. Even an expert doesn't know everything about a topic.
CyanideBreathMint
#37
mafiacarstarter
#12 cat 5
Fishy820
* "E"
Moonthatspellsmoon
#26 Not with that attitude
MostAwesomeDan
#2 oh wow, the world finally recreated that Firesign Theatre joke naturally.
IFYKYK
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#1 everything is just as it was the day the moderators for fired. Nothing has improved or changed in any meaningful way.
BottomShelfVodka
Holy shit, you're right.
byronwilliams4010
#17 I used to chew spent plastic shotgun shells.
spontaneous9
#6 yeah I know the feeling
anarchoFeline
#6 what? am i supposed to build Legos with a bra on?
PackratMagpie
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGU4ZW52cHFqaG5uaWgwaWVheHdwMHlvczJpN2dzdHY0Y3JieDNidyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/200w.webp
TinyOctopus
#35 that bear cub's butthole is in a weird place.
Anyway, here's Chessie contemplating the horrors of existence. Or she's hungry.
BottomShelfVodka
Here's OogalaVoodoogala
InspectorA5
#1 repost 1,000 times. GOD DAMMIT!
BottomShelfVodka
That would actually be hilarious
allhailthegreatmoose
#36 ‘Twas originally slang for moonshine
AlienJeffries81
#1
was just there. Seems it hasn’t been updated in 8 months. No new staff picks either.
BottomShelfVodka
There's no staff :/
AlienJeffries81
Yeah, I read those tea leaves.
MrStealYourGiF
#2 Disgraceful mistake for history or humanities majors, they should know you said Ur Chris, the original Chris, the Chrisest Chris now and ever shall be.
SedatedSl0th
#6
BottomShelfVodka
Sometimes some things are worth holding onto, but sometimes we need to learn to leggo.
TheGoodKevin
#12 tunneling
Hashbrown123
I NEED IT!!
BottomShelfVodka
SANDY, I NEED WATER!
DarthInsomnias
Thanks Bottom!
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Hey they have a name!
BottomShelfVodka
Her name is Bottom!
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IMPICKLERICK
The woodworking thing may be my fault.... I used it as a weapon of war during the great FYBD, The Gif, Porn on the FP War.
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BottomShelfVodka
August 25, 2025. I remember it well. The day Imgur officially died. I'm only returning for my last 4,000 Totally Fake Internet Points™ so I can die a legend on a website nobody IRL has ever heard of before.
IMPICKLERICK
Imma downvote all your things so you don't leave https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXd1bHlkbm84bjB4NnVyNjZpYjIzcWE1ODV5emI1aWVmam9tNjI0dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LkJCuaohj4CLm/200w.webp
iggylights
I want to tell you how I feel about those fake points. There may be a handful of bots here but for the most part every one of those fake points was clicked by a real person who gave enough of a shit to give you an updoot. There's nothing fake about that. You might get 100 points for every 10,000 peeps. We don't give our votes lightly here. You earned every fucking one and you should be proud of it because you make a difference to people and that is becoming more organically rare in this world.
BottomShelfVodka
I'm going to fucking cry. Jesus Christ. Thank you! 🥹
FailureTowne
#28 holy FUCK, @OP! 😱😱😱
I've had bad roommates, but that manipulative dirt bag sounds like an entirely different level of nightmare! I'm glad you and your family are finally rid of that abusive loser and I hope you have regained your peace!
ImLurkingOnImgur
....dafuq. that was definitely a ride.
BottomShelfVodka
Lmao thank you! That roommate got me promoted to therapy 2 times a week there toward the end.
JumperBones
You survived a garbage-human. I'm very happy for you. You and [husband] were very kind. Hope your son can benefit by avoiding manipulative bullies like [ex-roommate] in his future years in school and life.
bamblebimble
Which number is it now? 28 is the raccoon aaaaaaa
trigonman3
Go to #28 and do some reading.
FailureTowne
Lol yeah, just a light read
BottomShelfVodka
The link associated with it
LordKitchenersValet
#36 Mountain Dew was originally--I'm convinced but DYOR--intended as a sort of mixer for whiskey. It's not too different from sour mix, after all. It's possible that it was intended to be drunk as a replacement for whiskey, but that's a stretch.
mojofilter02
That gamer stuff is just the current marketing. I was around when it was brand new, and its marketing then was that it was made by hillbilly couples, in small batches, as if it were moonshine (never mentioned, but implied).
rbudrick
Mountain Dew, before it was a soda, was the unaged whiskey itself, aka moonshine.
Babomonkey
With a couple shots of lime juice it makes a passable margarita mix.
eepsheep
Malibu and mt dew was my go to when I still had a metabolism. Mt dew and pineapple rum is super good too.
BottomShelfVodka
I was actually born and raised in Knoxville, land of the Dew and home of the woman's basketball hall of fame. The Dew was meant to be a mixer for moonshine, but was better at rotting teeth as a stand alone beverage.
BottomShelfVodka
Many people would never assume that Mt Dew and Quentin Tarantino were created in the same city.
BarryTheCyborg
Have you seen a Tarantino movie? Hearing he was raised on mountain dew would explain so much.
iggylights
I'm going to have to marinate on that one for a bit.
dopaminelever
I hate that you used the word marinate. Now I can only think of Quentin Tarantino worshiping someone’s feet as they marinate in a Mountain Dew foot bath. So. Share in my suffering.
thrael
#22 obvious AI slop
TheMadOnion
Tell me is the slop in the room with you right now?
BottomShelfVodka
Nah, but the hat man is
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Tell him he still owes me $20... and he does not want me coming after him to get it.
TheMadOnion
Shoot I owe him money, I gotta get out of here.
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